>"Hey, we just wanted to say.... we think you're

Lemme see dem tittays

>>38326377
>"Sorry, I'm flattered, but I'm not interested in trannies"

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>>38326377
>hissssssss
>*puuuuuufffffff*

>"sorry, i'm not willing to commit bestiality"

>>38326377
"well, thanks are you guys doing anything later? :)"

Literally that easy.

>>38326377
>>38326444
>>38326499
It's simple. Just tell them to "check these dubs." Oh! And mine as well.

>>38326377
I don't fuck monkeys, sorry. that's how you get AIDS

>>38326377
"thanks and uhh if i may ask, what brings such pieces of superhot chocolate to such a grey country as this?"

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>"Get away from me subhumans, I'm saving my virginity for a pure aryan maiden!"

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mfw this happens more than I notice, and the last time it happened it was a really short tumblr looking girl.

why? I'm a fat retail worker? But when girls comment on my looks at work they say I look cute or jewish.

>>38326377
Sorry but I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh

"Awwww, you're gonna make me blush."

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>>38326377
>wearing a shit brown hoodie that hasn't been washed in weeks.
>also wearing a sweater as pants because its cold and I'm too poor to afford sweatpants
>hair's a scraggly mess
>shit genes beard with bald spots everywhere
>skinnyfat
>perpetually squinting eyes because sensitive to sunlight
And I thought I had fucked up fetishes

You're cute too, let's hang out.