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PROTIP: Take your fucking hands out of your pockets. In past experience being beta and current experience observing betas, the most consistent part of their demeanor is keeping their hands in their pockets 24/7. It's even cringier when mixed with plaid/cargo shorts.
I understand, it's awkward deciding what to do with your hands most of the time, but hands in pockets is the most obvious sigal to others that you are unconfident, insecure, and generally awkward. You do not look like pic related.
So take the hands out of the pockets robots, embrace the day.
Helpful alternatives:
-Cross your arms (tho this will also come off as kind of stern, it's better than hands-in-pockets and can be done casually.
-Put hands in BACK pockets. (Oddly enough this one subtle difference makes your stance a lot less awkward and a lot more open, literally and psychologically.)
-Hold something so your hands have something to do.
Has anyone else noticed this? Does anyone agree or disagree?
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>>38326312
Jesus Christ dude you're seriously overthinking this shit. It's not about having your hands in your pockets, it's about how you love your feet. Have a longer stride and don't speed-shuffle your feet like a sperg. That's all it takes.
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>Someone with this level of sincere autism in any position to give advice to other anons
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>>38326362
>longer strides
That comes off as your quickly trying to go somewhere and arn't enjoying the walk to get to your destination
It's literally the most beta thing you can do anon
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>OP is literally giving out PRO TIPS on walking
I fucking hate this place
Just walk the way that feels most comfortable
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>>38326447
Ok anon, continue to sit and wonder why your hands-in-pockets cupid shuffle isn't garnering you the respek you deserve while I stride to victory.
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Thumbs in waistband is the absolute top tier alpha male powerplay.
Users of the stance have a 100% hit rate against females
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God, reminds me of the shitty "no hands in pockets" rule when I was in the Marine Corps.
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>>38326571
don't confuse this stance with thumbs in belt loops
this is an extremely low power stance and makes you look weak and feminine
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>>38326571
Why stop at a thumb? Get all four fingers in there.
Watch the ladies melt on spot.
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>>38326652
Absolutely agree, that's a critical distinction.
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>>38326447
this.
I can't stand this fucking place yet I can't seem to leave.
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what if I have one I'm my pocket on my dick
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>>38326571
one of the prime examples
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