>ywn have a view like this in real life

Yeah because my dick isn't that tiny.

File: 13774870_1006423052807681_1060109887_n.jpg (36KB, 406x507px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 406x507px

>>38319142
Hey, it's bigger than it looks

File: 1492588515742.jpg (568KB, 1272x1094px) Image search: [Google]

568KB, 1272x1094px

>>38319138
>mfw I did but I lost her to her coworker

>>38319202
Story time faggot

This comment is the most original comment that has ever graced this board

File: 1499672107122.png (179KB, 294x282px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 294x282px

I would rather have a foreskin then get a blowjob

>tfw cripplecock sex probably feels worse than foreskin wanks

File: 1497169086174.jpg (100KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1080x1080px

What will I do with my life oh no
I can rub my benis and it feels exactly the same as that.
Whats the point?
fuck off

>>38319222
tfw no ghost waifu

And I'm so glad I won't. It would be horrible to have a mutilated jew penis.

File: 1392493766406.jpg (315KB, 920x662px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 920x662px

>>38319217
>be manlet robot
>find 5/10 fembot that's taller than me by an inch
>somehow we become an item
>4 year relationship
>she cleans up nicely, gets contacts and becomes a solid 7/10 by the end
>I feel so lucky
>lost virginity to each other
>gave her first orgasm
>she liked to give oral but didn't like receiving it
>she's had part time cashier job at Walgreens throughout year 2 into year 3
>gets guaranteed interview from customer for full time at some shitty pawn shop in pos part of town
>they accept her right away
>we normally met each other after work at my place
>she stopped showing up
>told me she was hanging out with some friends at work
>this happened all week when I expected her and wanted to take her out on dates
>tells me that they're just hanging out at the bars downtown
>that very weekend she told me that she doesn't love me anymore like she used to
>says there's a guy at work that she wants to give a chance
>find out ONE DAY after break up through out mutual female friend/contact that she was already staying at his place, having sex, taking showers with him
>the friend wanted me to know but she feels bad about everything
>she even shared a picture that my now ex sent her of her and her new boyfriend in bed together
>clothes are obviously off underneath the blankets and he's asleep
>she just cheekily smiled in the picture, biting her lip
>one of her breasts was exposed
>I cried
>I actually fucking masturbated to the picture too while I cried
I miss her so fucking much. Couldn't believe even fembots can develop these stacy-like attitudes and behaviors. She used to be so shy and reserved...

>>38319138
but i did?
origonalo

>>38319375
>I actually fucking masturbated to the picture too while I cried

Come on dude, have some self respect.
Crying is okay but doing that, come on.

What I've realised is that women WILL dump you for a chad (or cheat on you with one) if they can. The only way to avoid this is to become a chad yourself, or at least get close.

>>38319138
I had one this past weekend and will have one this weekend

>>38319202
>>38319375
>>38319402
>>38319448
Why the fuck are you on this boring? You are not welcome here.

File: 1471117430403s.jpg (3KB, 125x121px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x121px

>>38319218
It does. I literally feel NOTHING when wanking and it makes me so depressed. I dont even care about women/sex anymore
>tfw people will think I'm a fag because I don't even try to get women or get married

>>38319434
Even Chad gets cheated on. You can't avoid it.

>>38319479
r9k is the most fun boring
there are a lot of stupid autistic shit people do here
and sometimes i try to help people :)

File: 1392872334572.jpg (187KB, 745x1032px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 745x1032px

>>38319434
If it helps I covered his face... Not that that helps very much.
I had gotten a gym membership 1 year in to get in better shape for her, got a part time job myself, and that's when she decided to "clean" herself up. Started with acne treatment face cream/wipes, haircut, actual shampoo & conditioner (she just used body wash), a little make up, and contacts. I wonder if she would have done this sooner or later no matter what I would have done.
I don't know what else a chad is in order to become one from where I'm currently at. I just feel like a failed normie now...

>>38319479
>on this boring

>>38319515
Chad gets cheated on with other Chads and the occasional rich semi alpha.

>>38319491
Yeah, when girls become attractive they start getting more attention from guys who previously wouldn't talk to them. They become unsatisfied and decide to try something new.

Hoes ain't loyal. I know that feel too, bro.

>>38319218
At least you get to last longer in bed.

File: mbvnxfjoz7hiwwzer4no.jpg (113KB, 958x577px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 958x577px

His gf looks like cosmo

Is this another trap thread?

>>38319515
why does that cute girl have five oclock shadow

File: 1499652819282.png (150KB, 1031x532px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1031x532px

>>38319375
all women are either whores or repressed whores. being with you just activated her inner whore

>>38319375
>>38319515
She literally became a stacy and left you for a chad, fuck her. you deserve way better.

>>38319218
Who is she?
htdzdgfjtu6tzeytd

I don't like the idea of oral sex because it feels like her face is too far away from mine.
Not intimate enough.

File: 1497754314031.png (441KB, 576x640px) Image search: [Google]

441KB, 576x640px

>>38320010
This.
If I ever get a girlfriend I want to be able to be close to her face whenever we're intimidate.
I wouldn't mind trying oral sex but penises and vaginas are just so dirty even when they're clean.

I refuse to believe leafy is not a permavirgin

>>38319375
Post the pic anon, I want to see the tiddy

stopping to take a picture like this would make me angry. the point of a girl sucking a dick is to make the guy feel good and this does nothing.

>Most women now have pics of a very slutty nature online
>/pol/, feminists, /r9k/, reddit, and numerous other entities want young guys to "man up" for the sluts

Haha, how about no. Doing what they do now in previous eras would get them hung in town squares and condemned as whores. So in the modern era the proper treatment for these women is to condemn them to a life of spinster isolation.

>>38319375
Give picture please? To verify the story is real.

>>38319138
speak for yourself. it solves nothing depression is just as crippling as always and my social anxiety is at an all time high.

>>38320100
>get them hung in town squares for sucking a dick
???
what a literal retard

>>38320067
>>38320115
Read the recent sticky

>>38320135
>Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
>Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
>All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

It's not breaking the rules because it is not a picture of himself or asking others to post pictures of themselves.

>>38319375
>>I actually fucking masturbated to the picture too while I cried

KUCK
U
C
K

>>38320066
Most normies who have had sex that I've met turned into even bigger cunts after they had sex. I think women are just a terrible thing to be around and getting sex out of them takes a lot out of you.

>>38320160
>KUCK
>U
>C
>K
S H I T P O S T
H
I
T
P
O
S
T

File: 1357099439096.png (88KB, 298x332px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 298x332px

>>38319375
>I actually fucking masturbation to the picture too while I cried

That's just fucking pathetic dude.

>>38319138
Small dick and no foreskin.

>>38319375
Post it nigger i said post it

>>38322222
>those digits

you better fucking post it now you faggot cuck

File: [HorribleSubs] Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.50_[2017.07.02_01.49.33].jpg (69KB, 666x666px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 666x666px

>>38319375
Do you see the true nature of women now? If they get a chance to "upgrade", they're going to do it.

>>38319138
id hope not because my dick is fully intact and unjewed

>>38319138
wow leafy really is beefy
jokes aside how the fuck is he hung?

File: badfeel.jpg (28KB, 335x335px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 335x335px

>>38319138
>mfw I will never be the girl in this pic

>>38319434
>Come on dude, have some self respect.

>Goes on /r9k/
>Expects people to have self respect
I remember masturbating to fb pics of this girl that brutally rejected me.

File: 0D755D93-5E13-41D9-8C3B-4F3C5A017E57-289-0000001E52072168.jpg (48KB, 443x414px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 443x414px

>>38322222
h-hey n..nice numbers...

>>38319375
>>I actually fucking masturbated to the picture too while I cried

Humankind is... it's definitely not a virus, whatever Bill Hicks thought.

Anyway, it's tragic experience, but I think you'll see it as a formative one in time. Fuck your ex though, man, she sounds like a weak willed shit.

>>38319749
>tfw that 1 message received is probably a bot

>>38319138
D-damn. I think I know that girl.

File: images.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

MFW I read all these unclipped cucks falling for the no foreskin no feeling meme while girls call them anteater dick.

>>38319515
Do you know anything about the guy you lost her to? what do you think he had that made her want to jump ship?

>dad says i'm half circumcised
>they only cut off a portion of my foreskin

i dunno how to feel. my dad was always ashamed of his uncutness and wanted to spare me that shame (what a coincidence that he's from jew york) but my based latina mother was totally against it, god i miss her so much

>>38319138
There are better views like when she's on top when you're 69ing. Oh boy

holy fuck he has a nice dick

>no foreskin

LMAO

>>38319892
lol no he doesn't. he's a manlet

File: 1406968855149.jpg (2MB, 1562x2210px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1562x2210px

>>38323860
What I do know now
>he's 22 years old, about 3 months younger than her
>he's her full time co-worker
>he's taller than me and her by a lot
>apparently rather skinny
>ex told mutual friend that he has a "big penis" (no specific measurments)
>he's a Marine on inactive duty
>supposedly he was in a relationship for 5 years 2 years ago
>he bought a ring worth more than he could afford to propose, was rejected (don't know the story), she broke his heart, she took off with the ring, and he's still making payments on it two years later
>it started out through watching a movie at his apartment with other co-workers
>they all knew she had a boyfriend for 4 years
>one of the co-workers notices Austin (his name) staring at my ex
>he eggs Austin on to make a move
>night at bar when I expected her home
>she was hanging out with all of them as their designated driver
>while he's drunk he took her hand and lead her around town barhopping with all their coworkers
>somehow the hand holding "put hearts in her eyes"
>guess she realized that she didn't love me like she used to when that happened
That's all I know so far from what the mutual friend told me. She claims she had waning feelings for sometime now but I think that's bullshit. I think she just wanted "new dick" and someone who wasn't a former robot, had the chance and took it.
I too had doubts in the past about my love for her but I was starting to become comfortable with the idea that she would be my first and last.
In some ways I think she's no better then his ex...
Oh well.

File: knnw352436.png (143KB, 443x504px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 443x504px

>>38324294
But I still won her.
Isn't that proof that manlets have a chance too? Even more so since I was a shy, quiet robot AND a manlet.
She did tell me that she loved my height because she could talk to me on eye level and relate without feeling like she was being stared down on.
I guess you just need someone to make fun of and something to raise you up a bit.

>>38323964

>view

If any light is coming through you aren't deep enough in that ass

>>38325458
You gotta breathe sometime, buddy. May as well admire the view while you do

>>38319138
you're right, i don't like iOS

File: sample_3756e892c21dfaacad1806a8515a75ed.jpg (132KB, 850x850px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 850x850px

>>38325113
Nice NTR roleplay, buddy.

File: d285d8ea.jpg (170KB, 1024x1155px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1024x1155px

>>38325493
I wish it was just roleplay...

>>38319375
Meh, had similar shit happen to me, only that it was 2 years, and she wasn't even a 5/10 on a good day due the fact that she was fat as shit. But I didn't care, I thought hey, it's just some physical flaw that can be changed, the inside counts.
And then she leaves me for a completely bullshit reason and has a dude over at her place for one entire week. Of course I only found that out through some mutual friend, because that cunt decided to contact me later and wanted to keep me as some kind of backup beta orbiter friend, telling me "she's been all alone and hasn't been with anyone since". She even fucking tried to deny it even though she posted it all over her social media. Probably thought that if she isn't friends with me anymore, no one will care enough to tell me about those.

I wonder if it will ever stop fucking hurting.

>>38319375
>legit cuckold fetish
>b-but muh not-like-them fembot
Deserved that. Fag.

>>38319375
so what ? you had sex, you are expirienced and a normie now, it's easy for you, you don't have the robot handicap

time to move on and fuck more bitches

though yeah the way that whore dumped you is catastrophic, she is a total bitch

where can i see the rest of leafys nudes?

>>38320122
aw boo hoo poor depressed anxious normie

>>38325236
>Isn't that proof that manlets have a chance too?
A chance to be cheated on. Nobody said that some of you couldn't get lucky but if your doppelganger walked in but he was 4-8" taller than you you're fucked.

>something to raise you up a bit.
I'm 6'1" I'm tall enough lol

File: 1445722183259.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

Kill me now, OP.

File: 653635645363.jpg (149KB, 780x498px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 780x498px

>>38325694
>I wonder if it will ever stop fucking hurting.
I wonder too. From what I'm learning online, apparently men just learn to live with it and move on, and seldom do we ever get over it. They're always in our hearts.

>>38325822
Well I consider myself more of a failed normie now, but you're right.
The more I think about the more "happy" I should be that it actually happened. Four years ago if you had asked me if I would lose my virginity, give a girl an orgasm, or receive oral every other day, I wouldn't have dreamed of it. Would have been a complete impossibility in my mind.
Trouble now is utilizing what I know now and even conjuring up the confidence to use the knowledge on someone. Even though I got all of that I still didn't have a social circle outside of just her. Now that I think about it that might have been one of the reasons she flipped as well. She got a new group of friends that were her coworkers. The entire time we were just each other friends and things may have just gotten boring for her.

>>38325975
I guess you're right, but I'll still try to not let my height be a mental obstacle. If the guy had been short too then maybe I'd be worrying more about my weight, how in shape I'm in, or maybe I'd think that my face was ugly.

>>38325113
OP, welcome to the realization of the cuck meme.

You're a cuck because you lost a girl to a dude.
He's a cuck because he's having your sloppy seconds.

Move on and don't date thots, especially not "fembot" ones.

>>38319138
Tiny weenie

File: 1457342747443.jpg (61KB, 743x600px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 743x600px

>>38326155
>He's a cuck because he's having your sloppy seconds.
Guess that makes me feel a little better too.

>>38326210
>>38326155
You two realise sloppy seconds is only when there is fresh nut inside her and you fuck her immediately after right? You know her pussy is self-cleaning right? Cmon

File: 11378086_896539740438713_1110488615_n.jpg (21KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 320x320px

>>38326255
It's summer alright.

>>38326158

He's got a nice cock, stop being jealous.

>>38326271
>he thinks the summer meme is real
I bet you think Milhouse is a meme too

>>38326255
Sounds like youve been cucked into having sloppy seconds lmao

File: 1499115797404.png (660KB, 974x792px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 974x792px

>ywn be the girl in that picture

File: IMG_20170623_135759.jpg (91KB, 750x685px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 750x685px

>>38319375
F

Take a blackpill. Women are not naturally good, or at least not any better then men. Women are human too, despite how magical and fun they appear. Turns out they're just as cruel if not crueler, since their cruelty is less direct and lasts much longer.

Maybe you should sort yourself out kid and learn what you can from your naivety and your weakness.

>>38319515
Nothing original about AWALT, anon. Move on to the next one, have your fun, rinse, repeat.