How a literal fucking cat saved me from being a beta faggot for

>>38315183
:-)continue anon I just got off a 10 hours shift

>>38315183
>he writes greentexts by the post and doesn't write it all out in wordpad to paste into the thread

>get old collar and leash and put it on it
>walk around neighborhoood to see if cat'll walk home itself
>literally just chills outside next to my house
>waks around a little bit but mostly stays in same general area
>open back up door and it darts in
>it was getting dark out, so figured i'd let it stay the night and check about ownership tomorrow
>next day
>walk around neighborhood looking for lost cat posters and asking around
>still nothing
>last cat's name was Zelda so in keeping up with a LoZ tradition i name this one Midna for now. at least until i find owner
>take cat home and realize it has nothing to do
>thinking i might need to keep this thing for a while i go to the store
>get some food, catnip, and kitty litter
>get home give it some catnip (Midna loves that good kush) and set up a cardboard box for her to shit in
>feed it regularly for a couple weeks
>periodically check neighborhood for missing cat posters and shit
>fucking nothing
>a month passes and i've basically declared Midna to be mine at this point

>>38315183
>not pretyping your greentexts
how to spot a pleb

>actually had a reason to post to social media
>post all about this fucking cat i found and how it has no home and how i named it Midna
>post le funny pictures and videos daily
>followers (who consist of just school acquaintances and actual friends who are alpha) love my posting
>mutual friends of my non-beta friends like my shit too/follow me.
>realize i'm actually getting a little popular (at least on social media)
>keep taking care of cat. drive it to local vet to get it checked out, buy it a scratching post, better food, and a shit ton of treats and toys
>realize my money's dwindling faster because of this cat
>fuck i need a job

>start finally job hunting
>really fucking bad at interviewing/talking to managers about positioning
>literally the reason i was fired from old job was because i suck at talking and explaining myself, so i never got commended for work i actually did well or took seriously.
>social anxiety also made me just a fucking scared fag who never followed up or wrote reasons i'd stand out from other applicants
>that was before this cat
>Money's almost gone so I just pound the pavement and apply to literally every single place in the vicinity that i can
>end up with a job at a bowling alley
>lolwut.jpg
>turns out really well, get a regular schedule 5 days a week.
>still pretty awkward but manage to get coworkers on snap/insta
>they love my posts
>all about Midna
>just me playing with the cat and filiming her meowing all the time
>any time i struggle to keep conversation going with coworkers or break awkward silences, i just show them pictures of my cat
>they fucking love it
>actually feel like i'm starting to make friends and have a job
>didn't even know how much Midna was gonna save my ass

>>38315518
yeah yeah, just get to the part where you get laid already

i cant even read the rest of this knowing that you named it "midna"
you're an autistic manchild

>I come home from my job one day with Midna nowhere to be seen
>ask everyone if they've seen a cat anywhere
>cry in my room
>start fapping
>door opens
>its the fucking cat
>it gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Btw at the time I lived at home with my mom, (yeah the whole autist package) and didn't really have any reason to try and get out. Plus even if I got my own place I'd need roommates and I didn't know anyone who would actully do that with me.

>Working good shifts for good pay at my new bowling alley job.
>Working enough to be payed a solid $400 a week
>alley also had a bar
>over time start working more postitions at the alley, and i'm moved over to the bar
>tips bring it up to $500 a week
>drunk bowlers are fuckin generous what can i say
>speaking of which
>drunk girl bowling with her friends starts chatting me up at the bar
>drunk af, so she doesn't really notice my awkwardness
>she was 'mirin
>like i said, pretty decent looking but awkwardness was why girls didnt like me
>show her insta with Midna pics
>she loves cats
>awesome
>she follows me and i follow back,
>tells me about her life
>in college tryna make ends meet and shit
>try to avoid beta interests and just talk about cat
>drunk so she don't care
>gives me her number
>fuck yes

>>38315518
I'm 18 and the week I graduated high school I got a job as a canvasser. Nothing beats introversion like knocking on random people's doors for a couple hours of a day. I got fired on day three for not raising enough money for the organization but I still made $170 and some decent life experience.

>>38315606
HEY YOURE NOT OP

GET THE FUCK OUT

>didn't call girl for days
>too beta to do it
>she messages me on the insta instead
>she remembers
>grow a pair and ask her to marry me
>she says no
>she only loved me for my fucking cat
>go home
>murder cat
>fap to girl's insta and cry myself to sleep
>quit job
>kms

So you're telling me you let a stray pussy into your life, fed it, cleaned it up, housed it, and went out to get a job to provide for it? Where's the whole saving from being a beta faggot part in this story?

>message girl on insta the next day
>work friends told me to
>taking their advice makes me feel like a little less of a beta
>she remembers me
>ask her if she wants to hang out sober
>she thought it was funny
>tells me she works at a movie theater and can get us both in for free
>why not
>go meet her there
>talk about miniscule thinfs
>mostly just ask her about her day
>tells me about school stuff or whatever
>starts asking about my life
>don't go to school
>literaly only have my video games, and my cat
>movie's gonna start soon
>thank fucking god
>don't even remember what fucking movie it was
>i didn't really do much, but i nudged my leg closer to hers.
>too pussy to put my hand on her leg or anything
>but her put hers on mine
>ehh, it was something
>movie ends
>getting late
>she lives in a dorm room
>we talk about the movie for a bit
>time to go home
>decide on a whim to use this fucking excuse to take her to my place
>"So you told me you love cars right?"
>"Yes!!"
>You wanna meet mine?
>she agrees
>we drive back to my place

Those greentexts alway have the same plot. Not even interesting, OP.

>>38315183
Post more pics of Midna

I only came here for cat pictures, at least add Midna picture with your story anon!

>>38315811
>get back to my house
>she's in the city and usually trains back to her house
>i offered to drive her wherever
>so back at my place she's petting Midna cuddling her, whatever
>asks how i got her, I tell her how she was a stray and nobody knew her
>she thinks I was really sweet to take care of it
>this is wORKING
>cat goes into my room
>room is full of comic book/zelda/video game posters and a few figures on desk
>this is where it ends
>girl follows Midna into room,
>notices all my stuff
>It was fun while it lasted
>I prepare for the worst
>"Oh shit is that a Wii U?"
>wut?
>"You got smash?"
>this girl likes smash.
>her older brother got it for her on the n64 when she was a kid
>learn she actually likes games
>not really a "gamer" but she likes those good party games
>also really liked the Legend of zelda
>one of her favorite n64 games as a kid was ocarina of time
>she went from 8/10 to 10/10 in my heart instantly
>"Why did you think I loved Midna so much?"
>fuck yes
>spend the night rekking some scrubs in online smash with her
>she's actually pretty good
>gets to be 1am
>she decides she should probably get home (she had class at 8am)
>drive her home
>admit to her that i was pretty big on gaming and comics
>she never read comic books but she loved superheroes/superhero movies
>her favorite is spider-man
>my favorite is spider-man
>talking to her about it doesn't feel awkward at all
>she isn't weirded out
>mostly because i tried to not act like a complete spazz about it
>just told her my favorite villain, and discussed some movies (this girl loved movies hence the movie theater job)
>she was actually a film major
>get back to her room
>walk her to door because we were in mid conversation
>get to her door and say goodbye
>Starting to leave i realize that this could actually work for fucking once
>muster all the fucking alpha i ever had in my system and grab her and kiss her
>she's gonna say she had a boyfriend right?
>she didn't

>>38315976
damn anon. good for you. sounds like it's out of a fucking movie. proud of you bud.

>>38315976
ilu boi

oregano 4 u faam

you sound like a complete fucking normie

>>38315976
>kiss outside her room for a hot minute
>after a while she says she'll call me soon
>say bye
>start waking down the hall high as a kite
>she stops me
>she said that she just remembered her roommate was gone for the weekend
>almost 2am and i drove all the way here
>said i might as well take the extra bed
>was about to say "No that's ok I don't wanna fuck up someone else's bed"
>actually anxious about what her roommate would think
>wait
>wait
>stop being retarded
>that was code
>"ok sure"
>i went inside her room...

>>38316088
>I was about ready to piss my pants
>I had no idea what the fuck I was gonna do
>As far as she knew I wasn't a Virgin
>Looking back I totally couldve SERIOUSLY fucked up my chance.
>cause as soon as i got in there i told her
>wait, fuck i don't have a toothbrush
>I don't have a change of clothes either
>"Haha it's fine you can borrow mine ;) "
>"they're probably not gonna fit"
>"That's fine, you can just wear whatever. or don't"
>legit was going to say "I didn't bring my retainer."
>was actually going to say that
>she stopped me
>because she grabbed me and started kissing me.

The fuck is going on didn't you kill Midna?

>>38316169
>we fall onto the bed
>hot makeout sesh
>she grabs my dick
>asks me to put it inside her
>fuckyes.jpg
>try to last as long as I can
>right as i'm finishing, she looks me in the eye and wraps her arms around me
>I try to pull out but cum inside her
>she knows, and I know she knows
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>38316063
Of course he is, he mentions having friends in the first fucking post. Nobody cares, OP. Tell your epic story over at reddit, get the fuck out.

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>>38316169
i'm really bad at describing smut, so i'll spare you guys that ordeal

I mean if you want me to I can. I know you cucks eat that shit up. But for now I'll just continue. story's almost over

>next day
>both in her bed
>she gets up before me to go to class
>tells me I can shower or whatever but just to be out of here soon, cause roomie was coming back
>"Fbfahkahd Okay."
>yeah combined with being tired as fuck i also just lost my virginity so i was on an ecstacy trip
>shower
>walk down to my car while stayin' alive plays in my head
>drive home
>open door
>midna meowing like crazy (she missed me)
>Realize mom wasn't there to take care of her (she was camping with relatives or sometging)
>fuck i left her there overnight
>feed her and change box and stuff
>pick her up and spin her around like a faggot
>was too happy about last night to care
>at that point, shit was great
>QT became my girlfriend and i started being a little less insecure and autistic week by week
>start saving up in my job and after gf finished school, we ended up getting our own place together
>shit's still cash
>And yeah midna's here too
>I realized, I have a good job, my own place, and a girlfriend
>She's almost done with grad school
>Wer're going to see spider-man homecoming tomorrow
>and i'm thinking back, and all of this was because of a fucking cat
>Midna, thanks for everything.
>still the best thing to ever happen to me
>pic related it's her the first night i found her

>20 green text posts about a cat saving your life

IT IS WORTH THE READ

>>38315183
Good read anon. Thanks for that

>>38316314
are you gonna be a pussy bitch and fall into depression when it dies? the way you write makes it seem like that has a good chance of happening

You lucked out more than you know, OP. Midna is also a rare breed of short hair siamese. They usually cost upwards of five to a thousand dollars in good health.

>>38316314
i think youre lying

hue

>>38315183
>scared of being a beta faggot at 19
>during the time when most betas become normies
wow so special