>*mutilates our sons penis*
Tehee, nothing personal kid. My body my choice :)
If I ever have a kid, he's being uncut just like me. Thank god my parents didn't fall for the jew.
>>38314189
It's usually the doctors and both parents who decided that--not the mothers. In fact, usually the most anti-circ raving lunatics are females; men usually think it's "no big deal" and don';t want their son to stand out for having the only uncut wang in the locker room
>>38314189
>>38314510
>tfw parents cut my dick so severely that I can't masturbate and gave me genetics so shitty that I can't have sex
imagine being born without the ability to eat food but being constantly hungry. this is hell
>>38314552
the person with the mutilated jew dick is the one who is going to stand out, mate. the overwhelming majority of penises are un-mutilated.
>>38314510
>he
>Assuming your kids gender just because they have a penis in this day and age
Its not your choice, all children are born labled (u) until they decide for themselves.
>>38314584
Unfortunately, that is not the case in Burgertopia
>>38314714
it is in many parts of the country and soon will be throughout the entire nation. white people in many areas have begun to abandon the practice and Latino immigrants don't circumcise. the "everyone else does it" argument isn't valid in 2017
I'm uncut and I just let my wife have my newborn son get circumcised
>>38314799
End your life at the nearest convenience...!
>>38314555
What do you mean you can't masturbate?
Surly this is hyperbole
>>38314799
Hold an L pls
>>38314840
:^)
I'd do it again
>tfw Jewish
Actually, it's a pretty good feeling. Maybe not on my foreskin but like in general. Haters gonna hate.
>>38314857
>>38314857
I theoretically can but it's severely painful. my gliding mechanism was completely destroyed; it takes such a tremendous amount of artificial lubricant to bring the pain to a tolerable level that it just isn't worth it
>>38314189
You're a funny guy, man.
>tfw your penis is SO UGLY your parents and a random man have to cut it so no one throws up
I'm going to be flat out honest with you guys. I absolutely love my boyfriends uncut peen and it feels incredible and when he glides in and out I feel his foreskin retract and it's far surperior to any of the dry cut penises I've experienced. However, we were passing back and forth a bacterial infection and both had to be on antibiotics for. I was having some pain in my uterus and he had no symptoms. Its cured now and it's back to normal. I've never experienced a lack of wetness with him It's always lubricated and the most incredible sex ever. I could never date a cut guy again... we will probably get married. His peen is superior. He's the only man who needs no refractory period. He can cum inside me and immediately get it up and cum again within 15 minutes.
>being a shrivelcock
>>38314897
have you considered getting your foreskin restored?
>>38315517
It wouldn't be possible. I think all of my foreskin was destroyed. there isn't anything to tug
>>38315142
That's how me and my wife are too. I got her pregnant as fuck.
>>38315121
Just because it's ugly doesn't mean it needs to get cut up. I mean they kept face intact as well and that is visible to people all the time.
>>38315142
very epic post my friend
>>38314552
>In fact, usually the most anti-circ raving lunatics are female
This is actually surprisingly true. I'm part of an online mom support group and anytime any mom asks questions on circumcision it turns into a mad house. I actually greatly appreciate that so many moms will stand up to try and educate other's on the cons of circumcision. On the flipside, the astonishing amount of ignorance on it and people rushing to defend mutaliting their child.
>inb4 roastie
I apologize for outing myself as a toasted roasted breeder scum.
I hate that my parents cut me. I hate a lot of things my parents did to me.
>>38314189
I'm 95% sure you're the same person posting this stupid bait all the time on every board...
>>38314881
>it doesn't even need to be banned
>just dropped by insrance coverage
Pathetic jews will be the only ones left with mutilated dried out dicks in 50 years.
I love my big stretchy foreskin