If you don't shop at Aldi's, then you're not a robot

>>38313552
Lidl is closer to my house

nigger it's ALDI, not possessive, not plural.

>>38313552
Aldi is shit compared to Lidl

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>>38313966
bro, I'm pretty sure the guy who owns the chain is named Aldi?

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>Aldi's
>Ree-sees
>Ree-sees pee-sees
>Pokuhmon
>Maahrio

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>>38314668
literally just listing nouns

>>38313552
>>38313570
Is it that time of night? I don't have Lidl (they only recently entered the East Coast) and the Aldi is a bit of a drive. (For those non-burgers, Aldi's features like cashiers sitting down or depositing a coin for a cart are novelties and never seen at other stores).

>>38313552
ALDI does not sell Mountain Lightning or Dr. HyVee.

>>38313552
My mother shops for our food there.

>>38313966

this triggers the fuck out of me. my dumbass minnesota redneck fucktard coworkers call it aldis all the time

one guy even buys 4 dozen eggs when they're on sale and waltzes in for a week straight with shitty smelling hardboiled eggs every day

>>38314967
Ditto m8

>>38314668

I just learned that saying ree-sees was an actual Thing today

I became very upset

>>38314969
those shits go on sale for a dollar its crazy

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>>38313552
>google my local Aldi to see what they have after seeing this post
>see this

welp

>>38314668
Mahrio is actually correct though. What the fuck do you say May-rio
For fuck's sake the character himself literally says "it's-a-me, Mah-rio"

My belt is from aldi's. Best belt I've ever owned

>>38315089
That's what I was trying to say. I didn't know how to spell it to emphasize the wrong pronunciation

>>38315064

Trannies want to save money too

>>38313552
Aldi's is the best. We don't have this Lidl place you peoples speak of in Australia

Sorry but that sign says Hofer.

Damn German.

>no self checkout
They can fuck right off

>>38313552
What and where are these stores? I've never seen a single one of them. What I know is Stater Bros, Von's, Ralph's, Albertson's, and Smart & Final.

Never seen this adilidel shit you guys are talking about.

>>38313966
you wouldnt survive the midwest.

>>38315303
So Anon, where in SoCal you from?

>>38315338
From Orange County. The local fair is going to be dope this year.

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>>38315303
They seem to be quite plentiful in SoCal.

>>38313552
WHy is everything so expensive

>>38315369
The fugg. I guess I'll be near one of those tomorrow so I'll go check it out.

I have no clue how I never noticed a single one before.

aldi's closes before stop and shop
i can go to stop and shop at 10pm and avoid all the fucking normies

>>38315362

Im in Anaheim, there's like two near me.

>>38315469
Anaheim? Man, that blows. Sorry about that.

Blue Oyster Cult is going to play at the fair this weekend so I've got to go see that.

>>38313552
The lady there thinks an a third even though I would never steal so know I have to go to a different supermarket. .

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>>38313552
Used to love ALDI as a little kid. Used to get all my favorite cereals there for cheap. Corn Pops, Honey Combs, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, shit was amazing

>>38315369
Another SoCal anon here, I think they only recently started opening ALDIs here. I saw one of their trucks yesterday and was surprised by it.

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>>38315064
It's dollar general, which is not actually a bad store for robots either. The yellow carts give it away

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>>38316041
>Big Lots

Lol

>>38316146
Damn good shit. Especially the clearances they put at the edge of aisles.

Robots don't go to one single store more than once a week unless they work there. Plus they are always scouting sales.

I used to just buy spicy hummus and the garlic pita chips and that would be my meal. I also get Thier energy drinks

what the fuck should I even buy there?

>>38316226
Cheese.

And while you're there, you'll see plenty of other stuff to buy. I could give you more suggestions but I'll doubt you'll need them.

>>38315041
In my town they go as low as 69 cents, a dozen.

>>38316226

YOU WANT TO BUY THIS.

https://youtu.be/PGGmgzRhQ-k

THIIIIIIIIIS

Never knew this old video I fav'd years ago would come in handy some day.

>>38315391
You have to bring your own bags or buy them at the register for like a quarter each. You also need a quarter to "unlock" a cart. You get the quarter back when you put the cart back.

>>38316041
So, something mildly interesting. A few years back, several Homeland stores in Oklahoma got converted into United, but both the remaining Homeland stores and the current United stores have the same ads. Really makes ya think.

>>38316041
>tfw food lion
at least it's 100% better than family dollar and Kroger

>mfw a state is Big Lots
god damn never forget you can sink too low

>>38313552
I dont have Aldi in my country Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>38313552
i go to save-a-lot they have better meat
and aldi feels like i'm shopping at a fucking off brand store in europe or something with their fucking packaging

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>Closest Aldi is 100 miles away.
I actually kind of liked that store back where I used to live.

>>38313552
>He doesn't shop at Piggly Wiggly

>>38315333
I'm in the epicenter of the midwest and everyone says ALDI

>>38313552
no Aldi here sorry
Lidl is my shit tho

>>38316041
>>38317555
>tfw work at food Lion
Sometimes I like it. Life is such in VA

Lidl > Aldi imo

I only go to Walmart, why the FUCK would I go to ALDI when i could shop a better selection of food with free bags and shopping carts at 3am without having to deal with a cashier, or talk to anyone for that matter... also aldi and lidl are the same company

>>38318691
Actually I take back that last part they aren't the same... Forsen misled me

>>38313570
Same here:
>Lidl
100m walk
>Aldi
3km bike ride

>>38313552

iceland and lidl next to me
iceland has cheap good brand that you cant get at lidl, sometimes i want coco puffs not choco rocks or whatever

>>38316041
>not putting HEB on Texas

>>38318691

>lidl and Aldi are the same company

No they are not. It used to be one chain owned by two German brothers who fell out over selling tobacco and then split and went separate ways. That was the big difference in the 90s and even up until early 2000s. Lidls sold cheap cigarettes while Aldi did not.

Source: German and been shopping at both for nigh on 20 years and know more about the history of Lidl and Aldi than any man should.

Also: epic biographic film of the brothers when?

>>38319467
I corrected myself in the next post, a Swedish role player lied to me

i've never lived near an ALDI. sometimes i walk to LIDL with the prospect of cheaper shopping but when i get there i realise there's not much LIDL has that i want. i just end up buying cheap biscuits and cereal.

>>38319556
Fair play lad. Just kinda wanted to shoehorn my Lidl and Aldi Knowledge in. Have a (you)

Wo gehts'n hier nach Aldi?

>>38316041
>>38316146
>My state is Big Lots
Kroger is pretty based tho

>>38313552
I live in a small town, the nearest Aldi is in a large town like 2-3 other small towns over.

We have a Lidl in our town but I never go there because it's full of chavs, oldies and retards

>>38314929
>Aldi's features like cashiers sitting down or depositing a coin for a cart are novelties and never seen at other stores).

What... you burgers don't use coins to get trolleys/carts? Cashiers stand up? What?

What the fuck?

Were you cucked hard enough that not enough silver remains in your currency, Americucks?

Missing that gold standard yet?

I have Ahold-Delhaize shares so I only shop in their stores.

Wtf, do American cashiers really stand up?

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>>38313552
no Aldis in my cunt, only Biedronkas

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Everyone in my area shops at ALDI, so including normies..

>>38320617
American stores are quite different, both in a positive and a negative way.
Take Walmart for example. They have actual store greeters. They get paid to stand in the entrance area and say hello to you.
This may sound ridiculous, but these jobs are often done by people that can't do other jobs, e.g. the handicapped, elderly, etc.
The cashiers also aren't in as much of a rush. In Germany, it's like "hello - that's 21.50 - have a nice day"
In America it's like "How are you doing sir? I like your jacket. What wonderful weather it is today. Oh that will be 21.50, will that be with cash or credit? Do you have a Walmart value card? Well have a wonderful day today sir!"

You can like it or hate it. It's just cultural differences I guess

>>38320721
Yeah, it wasn't until i went to Aldi that i saw cashiers sitting down

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Carrefour will always be better then fucking ALDI..

>>38316041
Publix master race

>>38315333
i'm from the midwest. fuck you, nigger.

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>>38320847
>>38320944
Wut? That's so strange to me (U.K)

I get the greeter thing, that's actually,quite nice. (although funny that a robot probably would even be able to do this job when a literal downie could)

How common are self service checkouts if that is the cultural norm? And do people use them? I fucking hate them personally for a few reasons:

-stealing jobs to save money for the company
-you are basically working for them for free for 5 minutes, do it 100 times and you've basically,worked an unpaid shift for those cunts without even getting a discount.

There is a Lidl near me which has 2 checkouts (mostly closed) and 18 self service checkouts which is nuts. I guess penny pinching is how they keep their stuff so cheap.

>>38319467
So Lidl and Aldi are the Puma and Adidas of supermarkets?

When I lived in London I often shopped at Lidl, but Aldi was the only chain I didn't shop at.
Now there's no Lidl in my state and I often shop at Aldi.

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you've meant to say this

Who /martins/ here in northern Indiana?

>>38321431
Asda got greeters after it became a Walmart subsidiary. Don't they still have them?

I shop at Dollar General. Pretty sure that's the biggest robot store there is.

>>38321639
Is there a more depressing store than dollar General? 99 cent stores feel less depressing than DG

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>>38313966
>It's Ruby Tuesday
>call it Ruby Tuesday's instead

>>38313552

Nearest Aldi is fucking fifteen miles away. I'll just stick to Kroger, buy the cheap good shit, and steal their four dollar raspberries.

>>38321694
>Ruby's Tuesday

>>38321694
Everyone has trouble hanging a name on it.

>>38313552
I once went to ALDI, it was like visiting a second world country.

>>38321761
Rubies Tuesdays'

>>38321431
>Lidl near me which has 2 checkouts (mostly closed) and 18 self service checkouts which is nuts
wut
I'm from Germany and have never seen a Lidl with self checkouts.

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>>38313966
>Tesco's
>Asda's
>Aldi's

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>>38319297
>>38316041
That map is really, really wrong.

>Bruno's and Marsh are completely gone, even when this map was made they were long past their prime
>H-E-B completely dominates the area listed under WFM, no contest
>Randalls has been on the brink of closure for over a decade now, they recently closed the division and DC but stores are still there, not to mention how few stores there really are
>not putting Jewel-Osco on Chicago
>likewise for Tom Thumb
>if they wanted Oklahoma representation, they should've put something like Crest
>since already it's out of date I'm surprised they didn't put A&P somewhere in the Northeast
>Winn-Dixie deserves far less of Florida than it is

>>38321431
>>38320847

The greeters are also fairly low-end loss prevention, a lot of shoplifters don't like people eyeing them when they leave.

My Walmart is bad enough that most of the time they check receipts before they let you leave

>>38319467
Source your ass. There are two ALDI companies which used to be owned by the respective brothers. North and south. They devided Germany (There is an ALDI equator here) and after that they went off to specific countries. In the US there is ONLY ALDI south. Only indirectly there's also ALDI north as it owns trader joes i think.

Lidl is an entirely different Company

>>38313570
Wat is lidl like compared to Aldi'sssss? Do they only have lidl in Krautland?

>>38323173
Source: my slightly senile German grandmother

Fair play, I looked it up and she is wrong turns out the Albrecht brothers split up Aldi over disagreements ( partly over tobacco sale) and has fuckall to do with Lidl. Mea culpa.

Did you know Theo Albrecht was kidnapped and ransomed once too?

>>38323592
There was a time in Germany when kidnapping super rich people got quite popular. Reemtsa and Metzler come into mind.

>>38316767
45 cents for a dozen last time I went.

>>38315333
It's more of a Michigan thing to add 's to the end of everything.

Like Meijer's instead of Meijer. Also call it Aldi's

>>38323506
>Wat is lidl like compared to Aldi'sssss
I can't really compare them since it's been years since I've been in an Aldi. I presume they're fairly similar though
>Do they only have lidl in Krautland?
No, Lidl is a thing across Europe.
I just looked it up and Lidl only expanded into the US last month huh, that's pretty wild. Wonder why Walmart never came over here.

>>38315064
Is that a real physical person? I refuse to believe anybody can look like this much of a hon

>>38323916
>october
Nevermind it's probably a Halloween costume

>>38315089
pronounce it with "mar" like in marsupial no maaaaario just mArio

>>38314929
I'm a burger and there's an Aldi within a 20 minute drive of me

Hey socal anons, let's all go to Aldi together

>>38313552
how the fuck should I know where mom shops