>want to go be homeless in Fort Collins, Colorado >masturbate

>wanting to freeze to death
Why?

>>38308193
I'll wear a comfy sweater, don't worry.

>>38308175
Fort Collins sucks. Go to Columbine, it calls our names.

Sleep masturbation can be treated by treating sleep apnea, if you have that. But then again to test for sleep apnea you'd need to be observed overnight and you might masturbate in your sleep, which would be pretty embarrassing. Real catch-22 there.
Cardio Exercise has also been linked to reducing the occurrence of it but if you're that same guy from that other thread then obviously your health will not permit much cardio.
What a wild ride, indeed.

>homeless in colorado
isn't is cold af?

There is not a safe way to be homeless. You will get arrested or raped. Jerking off in your sleep is the least of your worries.