Hey kiddo it's been a while since I saw you looking for a job! How about I drive you around town with some copies of your resume and you can get some 1on1 with the managers at the store. Remember champ Big smile and firm handshake.
You're not my father
HELP I NEED AN ADULT
good steady eye contact and a confident tone of voice, too
*sees you dropping your son off at the entrance, application in hand*
>>38308176
>hold up sign that says 'APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED ONLINE ONLY'
>points at sign
>>38307978
>implying anyone on this board was raised by a father
>>38307978
Thanks for driving me around dad,i finally got that job at generic retail store #12
they say if iwork hard enough ill get bumped up to 7.25$ an hour!
>>38308447
That's great, Champ. I knew you could do it! Now we have to find you a second one. Remember the basics, Champ.
>when shaking their hand I step on their toes so they know I'm alpha
>none of the fucking cucks have had the balls to hire me