Who else here /eat like a king/?

>>38304246
What are those? cooked dog testicles?

$

>>38304260
guess how i know you're poor? :^)

>tfw there's a fig tree with overhanging branches bearing fruit in my neighborhood
>always pass by it on my walks
>the unpicked fruits literally just drop onto the sidewalk and people step on them and it creates a bunch of fig-stains on the sidewalk
>tempted to go and pick a couple one night on a /nightwalk/
Should I? Would it be bad etiquette?

>>38304246
Nice turds in a bowl

Mushrooms are expensive?

>>38304273
Well I certainly know you are both poor and dumb considering you eat like an homeless person.

>>38304275
>>the unpicked fruits literally just drop onto the sidewalk and people step on them and it creates a bunch of fig-stains on the sidewalk
That's bad etiquette anon.

>>38304305
black truffle

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>>38304573
So I should be able to pick the fruit from the overhanging branches?

toss me one m'lord

>>38304604
Those aren't truffles, they're lacking the marbling, and no sane person would soak truffles in whatever that is.

Looks like shitty truffles and why are they even in water?

>>38304246
You're potatoes are all fucked up.

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>rich ""people"" will spend thousands of dollars on fungus and fish eggs then brag about it
You're just like cattle who even richer people sell their garbage too.

>>38304246
>eating straight-up truffles for no reason
Nigger, you're supposed to eat them with something. That's like eating a rock of the most expensive salt you can find just because it's expensive.
PUT THAT SHIT ON A DISH or else I'll just assume you're a poorfag who won the lottery and doesn't know how to act

Why are people pretending that the items in the picture are anything other than mushrooms? They are clearly mushrooms that were dried and have been placed in water to rehydrate.

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look at this you fucking mouthbreathers, regular-ass mushrooms

I remember when I was a kid I didnt like eating mushrooms because I thought I was eating Toad from Mario

>need to be talked up on arcanine to pick figs
ur an figget

shitake
cheap tasteless shit
goes well with curry cause it drinks the juice

>>38304604
Your bait is retarded, my dude.

>>38304275
You should ask. My grandfather has a fig tree, he would love if someone came and asked for some figs. If they aren't getting the figs, they may be too old. If not, they may like someone taking them. You might make a friend.

>>38304246
Any negroid with access to a bakery can put some pretzel buns in water bitch

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