>shave neckbeard
>get haircut
>look like a baby
>get haircut
>ask for it slightly different than usual
>look at it when she's done
>Looks exactly the same
Fuck it, I'm going to a professional, expensive barber next time. Tired of my shitty hair
>shave beard
You fucked up. You trim it. Not shave it. Use a buzzer so it leaves a slightly noticeable stubble.
>get haircut
I hope its not a buzzcut.
>look like a baby
Proper hair and a beard stubble, and you wont.
>>38304134
>shave beard
>cabal of chins unleashed
>>38304134
I mean, you definitely should shave your neck hairs, but don't you have facial hair elsewhere??
You line up the beard so it looks good, not shave it off entirely. This is why you'll always be a fucking failure you piece of shit.
>>38304177
>she
This is why. Women shouldn't be allowed to cut hair. The only time a woman should be allowed to style a man's hair is if he's getting it braided.
>>38304134
>shave beard
>cut pube hair
>go to a barber who cuts my long hair
>his assistant (female) massages me beforhand and smiles at me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get home
>realize I now have a Chaddy hairstyle on a robot face
>mfw
The only fucking thing you need to do is lose weight to look any decent
Fuck lifting weights working out and shit
Just eat one meal a day
No snacks
Water only
And you'll look decent
Being skinny is the best you could be
>>38304456
I'm within the healthy BMI range already
>>38304475
You need to go under
>>38304552
Why should I? It wouldn't change the fact that women are whores
would rather look like a baby than a pedo desu senpai
>>38304587
You're damn right it won't and being gay is fucking gay
It's for you
Become a complete narcissist skeleton with jutting collar bones and defined ribs
When you beat that craving and sip that water and it hits your empty stomach like an icecube
You'll know what the point is