>tfw you'll never be a quarterback in love with a young

>>38303944
>tfw you'll never invent cold fusion
>you'll never be on your deathbed and actually learned things
>you'll never become a famous name like einstein

Why live

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>You'll never make the game winning throw at the home game then go to an after party with all your teammates and the cheerleading squad where everyone gives you free drinks
>You'll never fuck your qt cheerleader girlfriend on prom night after you both win king and queen respectively
>You'll never dap up every other person in the hallway in between classes because everyone knows who you are

>>38303944
he's pretty cute desu

also rugby>"football"

>>38303944
brown people should be gassed

>tfw you'll never be a boring average guy with average looks who gets an average girls a nice house in the suburbs with a white picket fence

Why live? I cannot even be average.

>>38304051
youre mostly below average because you chose to be
when you understand what i mean youre halfway closer to achieving what you want

>>38303944
Why would I want this? Sport's are boring.

>>38303944
i dont give a fuck about all that my only regret in highschool is not asking out my oneitis find out years later she was waiting for me to ask her out

I had the opportunity to be a jock in highschool. I played football, but was too much of a beta faggot to take any leadership positions. One of the lead cheerleaders thought I was cute and even asked me out, but I turned her down because, again, I was a beta faggot. That made me like the most popular guy in school for like a week or so, though. Guys wanted to be my friend and shit because they figured that I turned her down because I was getting SO MUCH pussy elsewhere.

I have the uncanny ability to succeed in just about everything I do, even though I think I am a socially retarded piece of shit. Did a ton of things that made my parents proud, but I was always a beta faggot when it came to women. Didn't really get over this until I caved in and brought an escort. My life would've been so much better if I just got sex out of the way when I was a kid, yet I missed out on so many opportunities because I was so shy and reserved when it came to sex.

I wish I had an older brother and dad who was able to recognize my problem and buy a prostitute for me. If I ever have a boy, I'll buy the kid a prostitute on his 18th birthday if he hasn't had a girlfriend. I wouldn't tell him I brought her, of course.

>>38304204
>I just chose to be a loser, I could've actually been a huge success for some weird reason
Stfu humblebragger

>>38304232

It will only be awkward the first time.

>>38304204
I always have regrets about sports. I believe somehow I should have continued tennis as a child because I was good at it and it was my only chance with women.

Is it really your own story? I didn't think it was possible to be unsuccessful with woman as a good athlete. You give me a relief here.

>>38303944
>tfw some nigger calls a football player of all people athletic let alone a jock xD ok man have fun with your failed mindset, go look at the dedication specialized sports like martial arts and gymnastics require as well as the sheer power and these faggots are shown to be the mediocre crowd pleasers they always were

>>38304323

I was only a loser if you consider a loser someone who is still a virgin in his 20s. Everything else in my life was above average. It's like I was Forest Gump. A retard who has good fortune follow him for some reason.

>>38304035
"people" fucking nigger lover

>>38304232
>dat wedding ring
that is so fucking hot.

>>38304435
>calling football fag an athlete
>calling tennis a sport
fucking nigger

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>>38304496
when you kys, make you do it by jumping into a vat of molten warhead candies you sour bitch.

Constant exhausting physical activity doesn't sound too appealing to me, so no, thanks.

>>38304496
You seem like a guy who didn't play too much tennis. I can give you a racket and make you run left and right during two hours, it was my basic training as a child.

>>38304435
> I didn't think it was possible to be unsuccessful with woman as a good athlete

It is hard to be as big as a failure as I was.. Women do approach you, especially in highschool. I remember hearing other girls talk to their friends about how cute I was, but they were too shy to approach. Some girls would go out of their way to spend time with me, and I would've gotten laid if made *any* attempt to flirt. I remember I had one girl literally inside of my house, and she was obviously trying to seduce me but I chose to ignore her and play FFVIII on my PC instead. She left after a while.

After highschool I joined the Marine corps, and continued the Chad jock lifestyle sans the women. I noticed women aren't as thirsty after highschool, but they still make it clear they want to fuck. I remember I was at some local girl's house for some reason, and I remember joking around how I would rather sleep in the bed instead of the couch or floor. She made a huge fuss about it in front of everyone, but once everyone was asleep, she invited me to her room.

I declined all those women simply because of my sexual anxiety. At the time I didn't think it was that bad, but looking back, women gave me very clear signals. I constantly made up bullshit excuses because I had ridiculously extreme performance anxiety, and I was ashamed because of it. Also me being single and a virgin for so long caused me to be depressed. Psychologists and psychiatrists were able to identify my sexual hangups, but just prescribed me pills and gave me therapy aimed at improving how I felt about myself. It was all bullshit. Wasted money on years of therapy and shit when in reality all I needed was one good pre-arranged fuck.

>>38304878
So, they let you know they want you to approach them but it doesn't solve the poor social skills problem, am I right? Almost like being a very attractive dude.

If you are right, I didn't miss much, I thought sports could make me jump that step. I'm as autistic as you are in term of social skills. It's my major problem too, did you try beta blockers? I was thinking about it but I'm even too anxious to ask a doctor for it.

>>38305164

Yep, relationships are very complex and all the classic normie bullshit advice glosses over 5 billion steps that robots like us can and will fuck up. All of those tiny things comes natural to normies, of course, so they don't give it second thought.

I never tried beta blockers, but doctors are one of the last people you should feel anxious talking too. I know the feel since I felt the same way when I had to see doctors for the first time, but they literally are there to help.