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Hug your sister! Post results below!
Remember sisters are not for bullying!
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>>38298393
No my sister is into me so she will probably get the wrong idea.
She fucking leaves her panties in my room and shit.
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>>38298591
Is your sister hot tho?
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I had a coffee date with my sister and she said my new sunglasses are gay.
I hugged her nonetheless.

>>38298591
>leaves her panties in my room
How is that sexy?
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>>38298615
She like 14, pretty popular in school so I assume yes. But I'm 20.
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She was asleep so I just stared at her a bit.
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>>38298654
I literally have no idea. I don't find it hot but she thinks it is.
Also I caught her stealing my boxers from the dryer.
Kids these days....
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>>38298705
>>38298725
If she's 14 she's probably just so full of hormones she has no idea what to do with them. I'm sure it's just an innocent crush that will pass.
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>>38298742
Yeah sure hope so. I just wish she stopped with the underwear stuff. One of these days there might be a misunderstanding.
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>>38298767
Have you talked to her about it? When I was younger, I never really came onto my sister but I was uh, noticeably horny often (rooms next to each other, thin walls) and once she sat me down and was all "yo that's not cool, keep it down"
Obviously I wanted to die of embarrassment, but at least I did keep quiet from then on.
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>>38298860
It seems fairly self-explanatory anon.
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>>38298892
That seems awkward. But I guess I'll try.
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>>38298964
But why did she post that did something happen?
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>>38299019
Yeah I suggest talking to her about it too, awkward or not. Stealing your underwear is going too far in any scenario.
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Apparently my imoutos don't like the (few) hugs that I tried to give them. Maybe they're not used to physical contact or something. Language first it is, I guess.
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>>38299019
It will be, but right now it's awkward too, right? I guess you just need to evaluate what kind of awkwardness is worse to you. Try to be understanding but still put your foot down, I guess.
Sorry if I'm not a big help, I've usually been on the other side of that problem.

>>38299080
>stealing your underwear is going too far
Look who's talking.
Just kidding. Love you Ella.
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>>38299080
>Stealing your underwear is going too far
That's rich coming from a tissue sniffer.
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>>38299108
Whatever plushie rapist
That's alright. I love you more. In the modern definition of platonically of course.
>>38299136
I had my needs.
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>>38299263
You should kill yourself, whore.
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>>38299263
Did you ever do more than sniff?

have you done anything worse than that?
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>>38299263
>plushie rapist
Plushie lover, please.
Totally platonic actually yes.
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>>38298591
you have attached sexual intent to innocuous actions that result from the naturally extremely low personal boundaries between siblings, probably as a result of reading too much incest hentai.
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>>38299356
Yes
>spoiler
I sometimes schlicked next to him and let my hands wander when he let me sleep with him
I don't know if that's worse
>>38299379
There was no consent. He was screaming internally.
Let's not make this awkward, we both love-love someone else.
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>>38299544
>he was screaming internally
Screaming from pure joy, of course!
Also to get back on topic, how are your imoutos doing Ella?
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I would if she werent a stupid bitch
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>>38299578
They're doing fine. My oldest imouto is still fussed about being dumped and I've been hugging her whenever I can.
Also the youngest jokingly called me a dumb lesbian and gave me a hug when she found out about my girlfriend. Related to that, pretty much everyone knows about it now, my dad was kind of miffed about it but thinks it's great and my brother just said good luck, avoiding the obvious question. Everyone else was happy about it which makes me feel good.
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>>38299544
Any masturbation greentexts? Maybe they will bring the thread back to life.
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>>38299749
>Everyone else was happy about it which makes me feel good.
That's good, glad your family supports you. Any plans with your girlfriend this week?
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>>38298860
Why aren't more people talking about this?
What caused her to have an outburst like that?
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>>38299749
Your family is ashamed of you, but won't tell you. They'll knew you'd be a whore, and there you are, spreading your story on r9k like your holes.
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>>38300239
I feel like it had something to do with the discord argument before. That or she had an argument on discord and sperged out.

I wish all the best for her but I feel like she was a little needy for attention too
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>>38299749
That's good to hear Ella. It's great that your whole family is supportive, that's one of those big hurdles/worries I guess. Good to get it off your chest.

>>38300040
If mutual masturbation is okay too:
>few days before onee-chan left
>lazing around in her bed together, both just reading and holding hands (because I need to touch her at all times)
>was reading sorta lewd fanfics so I was getting tingly a bit
>inconspicuously grind/rub by thighs together a little because I didn't want to seem like a perv
>not so inconspicuous apparently
>"Do you need a moment? I can light some candles if you prefer a more romantic atmosphere"
>tell her she's an idiot
>
>tell her I kinda would like to do it together
>now blushing profusely
>she shrugs
>"If you'd rather do your thing than let me help you, alright"
>yay
>wriggle out of my pajamas, get obvious comment about the state of my pajamas
>start touching myself directly because I'd already gotten pretty horny
>shlick shlick shlick
>she's just kinda watching
>ask her to please join in because I feel embarrassed
>she complies, hands in her panties
>kinda bummed I can't see her work but her face is looking amazing anyway
>her other hand is just slightly going over my stomach or my breasts, then stops at my heart
>somehow this makes me feel really sexy/close to her
>she's whimpering which makes me *really* hot
>tell her I'm about to climax
>stutters "G-go ahead, I'll be there soon"
>climax, twitch like crazy
>she comes shortly after me, giggling
>tells me I look like a spastic when I come
>can't really think of anything witty because my mind is pink and hazy
>Lick each others fingers clean
>go back to cuddling, I fall asleep shortly after because it was super exhausting
>still think about her hand on my chest, feeling my heart
There. Not exactly hot and sexy but to me it was one of the best things ever.
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>>38300422
Did that actually happen or is it one of your fantasies?
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My sis is across the ocean. My step sis is across the ocean to the other side. Uh virtual hugs it is
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>>38300040
Sorry I don't want to think back on that stuff right now. I need to get over it.
>>38300194
As of now nothing's planned
Really our relationship hasn't changed that much
>>38300422
>spoiler
Wew
Mutual masturbation is more sexycute than anything else
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>>38300464
No, that one happened. In my fantasies I usually don't fall asleep afterwards quickly and it kinda slowly segues into passionate sex.

>>38300744
>sexycute
That's a good way to describe it. I don't know why but it feels especially 'close' to me.
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>>38300422
When is your sister coming home?

>>38300466
Virtual hugs are fine too. How did you end up so separated? Did you have a good relationship with them during childhood?

>>38300744
It's okay if you don't want to talk about it. But I've seen you post outside these threads saying you still have fantasies about him
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Good morning, everyone! It's really nice to see the thread up again

What's going on with everyone?
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>>38300999
On the 23rd.
Also nice trips.

>>38301008
Good morning happy.
I'm doing okay, the weather is good but not unbearably hot, I've walked my doggo, picked up my new meds and had lunch with a friend so I actually did things today.
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>>38301054
Glad the weather is good! Its actually pretty grey, here, today, which is a relief
I don't think I had it in me for another week of 35+ degrees!

Hows ur doggo doing
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>>38300999
Checked
I do still think about him. I can't help it. Maybe I'll greentext next time I catch myself, I'd feel guilty enough.
>>38301008
Nothing really. I told my mom and dad about my girlfriend this morning which was the only interesting thing that happened today, my brother and sisters found out as well and they're all fairly supportive.
I feel sleepy so I'll probably lie on the couch until dinner, although I think my youngest sister is stealing my nap spot as well as my stuffies
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>>38301221
Apparently there's a mouse under our sundeck, so my doggo is having the time of his life. He can't even reach down there but he's having a lot of fun trying.
My imouto isn't home yet since she said she'll have dinner at a friend's house, and my mom is having her yoga buddies over so I'm just trying to keep out of the way, lest some menopausal blonde harpy asks me why a pretty young lady such as myself doesn't have a boyfriend, while my mother seethes silently in the background.

Otherwise nothing to report. I'm going to Zurich tomorrow with my dad, that's it really.
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>>38301278
It sounds like a really nice day for an afternoon nap, I wish I didn't have work tonight and could just laze about all day!
I really feel like sleeping into a better mood, was a little grumpy last night and this morning

>>38301386
Your dog is awesome, he knows what he was born to do.
What are you doin and where are you hiding from your mom's friends?
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>>38298591
>>38298725
this is some anime bullshit. who the fuck finds used underwear appealing if they're not 2d gooks? they're just disgusting.
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>>38301520
it depends on the human being behind the underwear
lust and love make the human brain pretty silly
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>>38301447
Just sitting on the couch inside and reading about the side effects of my new meds. Exciting stuff.
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>>38301595
How do those side effects feel to you?
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>>38301638
They don't feel like anything yet because I'll start taking the pills tonight but I'm a little worried to be honest.
Side effects can include
>Nausea, vomiting, intermittent hair loss, tremor nervosis, tiredness, weight gain or loss, loss or gain of libido, intermittent halting of menses, temporary brain damage, partial or complete loss of speech, memory loss, liver damage, fatal hepatotoxicity
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>>38301690
>loss or gain of libido
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>>38301690
stop being so real it makes me want to give you a big hug
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>>38301690
what the fugg
why would you take that shit
please don't die Austria
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>>38301690
>chrono retard
>Austria time travels
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>>38301690
I hope your brain stays okay austria I love u
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>>38301690
Christ, Austria. Seriously, stay safe and I really do hope none of those effects happens.
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>>38301690
Jesus
I'm sorry, I really hope you'll be okay
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>>38301753
>>38301781
Jeez, guys. If it does fuck me up, I'll stop taking it. Don'tworries, I'll be fine.
But thanks. You're all really nice people.

>>38301738
Yeah, that does worry me. I've been on SSRIs that dulled my libido (along with everything else) and it wasn't very fun.

>>38301755
>why would you take that shit
So I don't kill myself from the pain.
Just kidding! But I would like to get better, and since I'm kinda running out of options, well, that's one of the meds I haven't tried yet. Fingers crossed. Other than that there's only supraorbital nerve compression and I'm not a fan of surgery.

>>38301780
Okay that made me giggle. Also nice rare Stirner.

>>38301818
>>38301855
Thanks, guys. Like I said, it'll be fine.
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>>38301868
In all honesty I want to hug you anyways and its just a real excuse
You know your way around the medication deal better than most of us, anyways, and you're smart
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>>38300325
>beargguy u r awsum ty

>ywn never gain the favor of a crazed autistic child on 4chan

>>38301690
fucking rip dude that sucks
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You used to get tonf of OC in these threads but then tripfags came and ruined them forever.
Oh well.
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>>38301993
the only reason I'm here is because I genuinely like the people in the thread, not because of some third-rate fapfic somebody wrote about their sibling
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Page 8 is the worst fucking page
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I don't deserve a family so I don't talk to them anymore
much better this way
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>>38301910
Thanks anon. Hugs always welcome.
I am somewhat knowledgeable about meds at least (practice makes perfect) but I've never taken anticonvulsants soo we'll see how it goes.

>>38301940
I'll survive, don't worry anon.
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>>38301868
If you say you're alright, then I guess it's fine. Still sucks you have to deal with all of this anyways.
>>38301993
I'll show you my Gunpla when I buy some more of you're interested.
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I don't want to hug them, I want somebody to hug me.
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About 2 months since I last browsed this thread and I see it is still tripfag roleplay circlejerk general
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>>38303991
Go enjoy your other wonderful threads on r9k then
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>>38303833
When you hug them theres a 50/50 chance they take your hug mainly out of pity but when they seek you out to hug you...Goddamn
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>>38304024
I will, don't worry. Just a shame since this thread used (6+ months ago) to be very comfy, even if most of the stories required some kind of suspension of disbelief.
However this serialisation we currently see with these characters has sucked out any kind of interesting/believable oc potential this thread ever had.
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>>38304088
The person who did all that just declared that she's leaving the threads too so I guess there's no hope for you
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>>38304133
>person
last time I lurked there were at least 3 who fit that description, and this was after the fag who was running 3 trips at the same time ousted himself
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Is this false flagging?
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>>38304489
Do you even know what that means?
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>>38304049
Yeah, perhaps that's why it's probably a good idea to try to hug more people
They'll often appreciate it, its very warm to receive a hug
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>>38301690
Jesus Christ, that's insane
I just want to hug you
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>>38306179
Thanks Laura. It does seem a little insane, but if it actually helps, and according to clinical studies, the stuff reduces the number of migraines days in about 40% of the tested by about a third, which doesn't seem so great but for migraine treatment those are good odds, so yeah then it'd be worth it.
If we'd hug it's almost like our hearts could touch. No homo.
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>>38306284
I guess something's anything
>spoiler
That's cute, have a /his/ meme
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>>38306284
>spoiler
There wouldn't be much obstructing them t b h
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>>38306449
/his/ memes second best memes
I'm (re)watching Rome, it's pretty good.

>>38306450
That was the joke, anon.
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>>38306450
Stop it, smol chests and people are tolerated itt.
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Hey can one of you guys give me a simplified timeline of your history? I was talking about you all in another thread and shit seems interesting.

Show me your lore.
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>>38307032
Link the other thread, I know the rest of /r9k/ hates us so it'll be a fun read
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>>38307097
>>38304254 It wasn't much to be real
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>>38307126
I should probably drop by /britfeel/ more often, you cunts are alright
I see Deer Guy posting, kek
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>>38307032
>Laura is a smol qt who's got it bad for her dad, she's awkward af about it and it's not working but she's a really nice person
>Bearguy is a total bro and our drawfag
>Deerguy is the thread's autist and everyone shits on him because he told Laura to break up with her bf/tell him the truth
>kissy is a titcow and actually does fuck her brother, and lives with him
>story wrote a lot of lewd OC fantasy stuff
>Austria is a dyke who's really into her sister (for years I think) and confessed and they're kind of together now or at least diddle together, she's also masturbation and Elsanna addicted
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>>38307384
fug forgot the most qt of all
>Ella is a Dutch Anne-Frank tier qt, into her brother but Austria has been dyking her lately and she might have a real life gf now
>she's super lewd
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>>38307032
I was only here since December but
>normal thread about hugging imoutos and posting results
>some people post continuous stories so they needed to trip
>interesting stories, greentexts, goes well from october to february/march this year
>sometime around march I think
>four of the trips are revealed to be made up by an autistic girl people here dub story-chan
>one other trip named pat admits to being fake as well
>threads turn to shit with a few anons constantly flinging shit at pat and story-chan
>rest of the community still wants them to stay because of personal connections to them
>anons flinging shit are dubbed as angry-chan
>this goes on until late march to early april
>pat disappeared forever
>story-chan still posts anonymously
>there are only a few trips posting irregularly
>entire thread is bumps waiting for their updates
>mid april
>another trip, kissy-chan ends up posting
>threads become more active
>austria-chan starts posting
>several other new trips come and go
>fresh, new OC for the first time in weeks
>may
>threads become more comfy, most people know each other really well
>story-chan comes back and talks to people occasionally
>everything is nice, another trip named ella arrives
>mid/late june
>suddenly threads start becoming less active
>trips don't have many stories or the time to post anymore
>most anons hate this place anyway
>more people start talking to the trips on discord leaving the thread bare most times
>story-chan says she doesn't have much to contribute to the threads anymore and leaves
>current day

Tell me if this is wrong, my memory is pretty bad. Months are estimated
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>>38307518
>more people start talking to the trips on discord leaving the thread bare most times
I don't think that's quite true
Kissy has also gone AWOL since the last shitstorm involving Deer
although I know she sometimes likes to post anon
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>>38307609
It's really obvious when Kissy posts as an anon. She uses her old library of reaction images from before she started avatar posting with GBF
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>>38307384
>but she's a really nice person
Thanks anon
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>>38307384
>they're kind of together now
We're together like a normal couple I'd say, minus the normal part.
>she's also masturbation and Elsanna addicted
I really want to argue but can't.
Also you get bonus points for rightfully mentioning that Bearg is a great guy and one of the consistently nicest people I've ever had the pleasure to meet on 4chin.
You forgot happy-chan, much the same goes for them.
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>>38307609
What happened with deer?
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How's everyone doing?
I'm tucked in bed trying to think of a good small gift for my brother since it may or may not be a special day for him in a few weeks
>>38307493
I'm not that lewd
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>>38308620
Well my parents are out for the night and Ks with some girl, so that's cool
What could or could not be the occasion?
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>>38308620
I'm doing fine. Tired, headache, but overall okay I guess. Nothing much to tell, just reading, think I'm going to sleep soon.
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>>38308852
I'm sorry. Being alone has its upsides though, right?
>What could or could not be the occasion
It may or may not be his birthday
>>38309080
Have a good night, hope you feel better tomorrow.
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>>38309247
>his birthday
Oh boy. Be sure to choose a colour that compliments your eyes when you gift-wrap yourself.
Just kidding. What kinda stuff did you have in mind? I always struggle with birthdays too, in the past I could at least get anyone a good book but nowadays everyone's got an e-book reader.
>hope you feel better tomorrow
Doubtful since I'll be flying to Zurich and the pressure change usually triggers a migraine. But we'll see, thank you anyway Ella.
Will you still platonically love me when the meds make me lose my hair?
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>>38307384
>drawfag
Heh, I'm kinda burnt out at the moment, but I'll get back up and deliver for everyone here and make more stuff for the thread. That's a promise I'll do my best to keep.
>>38308245
You really are too kind. It hurts lol.
Hope you have a goodnight when you get around to sleeping.
>>38308620
Good. Just finished eating a bit of chicken pasta. Got anything in mind for a gift? What's he into?
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have we finally gotten rid of kissy?
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>>38309512
Happy-chan is keeping everyone on discord I think
He shows up and the thread begins to crumble
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>>38309407
>make more stuff for the thread
That'd be awesome, I love your drawings Bearg. But no hurry.
And thanks, I'll be hitting the hay in a bit, strangely tired tonight anyway.
Preemptive good night thread. Be good while I'm gone
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>>38309342
He can unwrap me whenever he wants.
I dunno, we don't really do special things for birthdays anymore. I'm not sure what to get him, though I'm thinking something small but personal. Last year I got him a custom made decorated chocolate plate thing that had his name engraved on it.
>spoiler
Of course, I'd take care of you like you were my long lost schlick deranged elder sister.
That's not actually going to happen though, right?
>>38309407
Nice, hope it tasted good.
He doesn't have any real hobbies, but from the top of my head I know he likes general history, creative things, kitsch objects, weird foods and delicacies. So something along those lines
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>>38309512
I hope not
>>38309590
Don't you blame Happy for this, he is too pure for this world
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>>38309590
Please don't say that. Happy isn't responsible for anything. The thread is just slow right now, I'm positive things will pick up soon.
>>38309698
>strangely tired tonight anyway
Eh, nothing wrong with some extra z's but thanks for that, I'm glad you like them. My sister is trying to make a jigsaw puzzle wall decoration, so whenever she gets around to finishing that, I'll post it.
>>38309701
Good as always. I love my sister's cooking, and I'm pretty happy I get to come home to it these past few years. Makes me wanna get better at it to do more special stuff for her like the orange chicken meatballs we made a few weeks back.
>custom made decorated chocolate plate thing that had his name engraved on it.
Wew, you go all out. Nice one on that. I'm not the greatest at gifts unfortunately, but your brother seems to be into some really cool and unique stuff. I'm sure you'll figure something out.
This popped up when I Googled it and I got a nice giggle out of it.
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>>38309701
>something small but personal
I'm not going to make a cup size joke because that'd be too easy.
>chocolate plate thing that had his name engraved on
That's pretty sweet, wow.

>I'd take care of you like you were my long lost schlick deranged elder sister
>schlick deranged
Pot, kettle, missy. I'm surprised your fingers aren't just constantly pruney these days.
But thanks for taking my soon to be hairless self in if necessary.
Just kidding, it won't be necessary. I'm sure things will be fine.
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>>38309988
You'll still be cute and sexy even if you lose your hair, as long as your attitude doesn't change
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>>38309872
Who are you? Why defend him?
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>>38310177
Just some anon. I don't even talk to Happy on Discord, I just really like what he brings to the threads.
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>>38310260
>I don't even talk to Happy on Discord
I should clarify, I don't talk to him outside of the threads at all
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>>38309247
I guess it's nice being able to spend as much time in the bathroom as I want without being questioned...
The chocolates seem nice for your brother, small but meaningful
>>38309930
That thing looks creepy
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>>38309930
It looks cute in a ditzy way
>I'm pretty happy I get to come home to it
Coming home tired from a long day knowing that dinner is already being prepared is a comfy feel.
>Wew, you go all out. Nice one on that
Thanks, it was handcrafted by one guy and you could watch him work on it. It was great to see it being made.
>I'm sure you'll figure something out
Yeah I'll find something, it's a while off still anyway.
>>38309988
>I'm not going to make a cup size joke because that'd be too easy.
Oh you.
Don't we have the same measurements anyway? You're not allowed to make fun of them.
>I'm surprised your fingers aren't just constantly pruney
A-are yours?
>I'm sure things will be fine
You'll always be lovely anyway. It'd save on hair products at least.
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I hugged my 8 year old sistee and she told me to go kill myself and pulled away in disgust.


Gotta love sisters, right?
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>>38310142
I'm not so sure, I kinda really like my hair desu.
But thanks either way anon. Like I said I don't think I'll actually end up losing it, and if I do, I'll stop with the new pills.

>>38310356
>Don't we have the same measurements
I thought so yeah. I'm not making fun of them anyway, I'm making a joke based on your boobs, totally different.
>A-are yours?
Of course, I shower regularly like any decent person.
Sometimes actually, yes, although I've noticed girlgoo doesn't quite get your fingers pruney the way water does, but it can happen
Thanks qt. But I'd probably end up spend more on wigs than I ever did on shampoo.
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>>38310367
Shes just being tsun.
Hug until you break the ice
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>>38310308
>creepy
Oh, come on. That's the cutest thing ever. My sister tried to hold in her laughter when I annoyed her to look at the image just a while ago.
What do you consider cute?
>>38310356
Well whatever it is, your brother is lucky for having a sister who goes that far for him on his birthday.
>>38310367
Was she really disgusted though? Don't know how your relationship is with each other.
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>>38310639
Things that don't look like possessed toys
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>>38309930
Kinda have to agree with Laura here, that thing does look like it'd suddenly be in another place than where you left it and then it'd suddenly turn its head and say 'i want to pla-ay'.
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>>38310679
>>38310753
You two are big babies. It's so hilariously harmless looking, and that's coming from someone who gets creeped out from stuff like porcelain dolls.
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>>38310753
>"i want to pla-ay"
You've inspired me to make a thing
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>>38310308
Are they right in questioning it?
Yeah, I like small and personalized gifts, they're so much more meaningful
>>38310494
>totally different
I'm sure it is, titcow sympathizer.
>spoiler
I'm going to be paying a lot more attention to my fingers now
I'm off to sleep now though, good night all
>>38310639
It's good to treat someone really nice once in a while
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Headed out of country again for work tomorrow and I won't be back until next week. I plan to stay up the whole night so I can just sleep through the flight, but I'm cursed with never being able to sleep on a bloody airplane. L, being L, has made the proclamation that she too will stay up all night, and that I am required to spend all the time before my trip with her.
She get's super clingy before I leave for a work trip, it's almost as annoying as it is adorable. I let her get away with it though because I know she stresses out when I travel.
I'm willing to bet that right now L is burning a hole in the wall staring at the clock waiting to get home.

>>38309930
L and I usually switch up who makes the meals every couple of days, keeps the dishes fresh since we each have things we're particularly good at making. On top of that it helps shift responsibilities around so no one feels like they're doing too much too often.
You could always do more hot pots like me and L have been doing recently. It cuts down on the work and you only cook enough to eat so you don't have to worry about leftovers or waste.
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>>38310978
Fuck, I'm already this tired.
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>>38310910
Holy fuck that made me laugh
Good job Laura
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>>38310965
Well, yea
I'm usually in that weird emotional grey area of enjoying the orgasm and hating myself
>>38310978
L sounds adorable, I'm almost jealous of how much she loves you
>>38311067
Yay
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>>38311157
How do we teach you to not hate yourself?

Also I'm jealous of everyone in the thread who has found love close to home. I feel like I can't find anyone to love at all.
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>>38311204
It's just worse when I masturbate, I get over it
I know, I still wonder what could've been with my father and I and hope for a "could be", though that's not healthy
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>>38310910
Pirate Photoshop and let your dreams run while, Laura. Do it.
>>38310978
Who's gonna drop to sleep first? Place your bets now people. Still, that's pretty sweet of her.
>no one feels like they're doing too much too often.
She does so much for me. I'm taking on weekends, but I'll try to muscle in on weekdays as well.
I've been given advice on the hot pot idea before, and it seems to be a good one too. Thanks.
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>>38311157
We put a lot of effort into each other, and I guess what we have now is what we have to show for it.

Also when you consider our up bringing me and L effectively created a support system for each other out of necessity.

In a perfect world I wouldn't have the feelings I have for my half-sister that I do and I'd just be you're average Joe. Hell, I likely wouldn't even have a half-sister to begin with in a 'perfect word'. But that's not how things are, and I'm just glad I have what I do.

Also what >>38311204 said, gotta stop with that self hate. Real waste of time and energy.
Go read some introspective philosophy, Nietzsche or Aurelius, or some introspective psychology like Jung or Peterson.


>>38311380
L should be speeding home at this point, so I'm sure she'll keep me up and awake when she gets in.

As long as the two of you communicate with each other neither one of you should never feel like one of you is doing most of the leg work around the house.
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>>38311505
Whenever you post it makes me feel like a nobody because you're so smart and cool
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>>38311505
Hope she gets home safely.
There hasn't been any thoughts along the lines of that, but I'll get better. Fug, just having you around gets my draw drive back up for your request and Kissy's
>>38311631
Reason why I drew him as some sort of gains god.
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>>38311745
>gains god.
Protective is Adonis
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>>38301690
holy shit

not trying to get you to do more drugs but i read somewhere that people have used mushrooms to treat cluster headache and it helped. have you tried that? please be ok
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>>38309512
No, I'm just lazy lately
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Who here egg tho?
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These are Op's breast size.
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Rate my breakfast food Anons! Post some of your breakfast foods as well.
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Roastie cooking 2017
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>>38312363
i love breakfast
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>mfw Chads are eggs now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38312355
cereal is the best breakfast food
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>>38298393
So does anyone like popcorn? I fucking love the greasy shit, like heaven in my fookin' goober.
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>tfw you're the bad egg
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>>38312385
>Eggs
>When popcorn exists
L O L
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>>38312355
>tfw you will never have a breakfast as good as this
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Egg n'roast egg n'roast
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>>38312355
Looks pretty good 7/10.

I really do prefer pancakes though, the way that the syrup and butter just sits on top of the pancakes is top tier breakfast food.
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>>38312401

>heartbroken yet again
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Test these eggs for me will you fembots?
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>tfw when even ginger eggs are unwanted

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>38312403
I love a full english breakfast.
Do you like egg toast?
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Who else here is /frenchtoastmasterrace/?
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>>38312355
>tfw McDonalds makes the best breakfast
>tfw i'm fresh out on NEETbux
>mfw all i want is a McMuffin
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This is fembot puss. USED
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Biscuits and gravy is a god tier breakfast
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Freshly squeezed egg
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>>38312453
>french toast
one of the only things i actually know how to cook, lol
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These eggs come from female humans.
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Has anyone here had a mexican breakfast? Well you should because it's fucking amazing.
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Freshly picked this morning. Hmm fresh.
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>>38312445
>egg toast
who doesn't?
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>>38312403
Waffles are objectively better than all other breakfast food
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Vaginal eggs are scary mommy.
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Goddamn invisible eggs
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This is a pyramid made of eggs. We wuz kangs.
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If these aren't your eggs you're a normalfag. These are robot eggs.
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Fucking kikes taking all the good ones ree
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Teehee, anyone hug their families at the movies!

Fuck this is the funnest thing ever, fucking popcorn makes everything better!
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>>38312470
I like my biscuits and gravy with hamburger meat in the gravy
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Rough city eggs. Rough kids! It's true! Sad! Bigly!
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>>38312501
>waffles
>better then french toast
fite me nigger
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>>38298393
Why would any anonymous hug 3D when a perfectly beautiful 2D babe/hunk is waiting for them at home?
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Waffles are the comfiest food by far
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>>38312575
B E S T F O O D
E
S
T
F
O
O
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>>38312575
>French toast
>When popcorn exosts
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>>38312589
i don't know who you are, but i will look for you
i will find you
and i will shove french toast down your throat
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*crunch crunch crunch*
Oh what's that...
*Crackle crackle*
Hmm oh wait uh
*Crack*
Ouch, uh what were you saying again
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>>38312604
>a wild popcorn fag appears
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FRENCH TOAT IS SUPERIOR
S U P E R I O R
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>>38312666
>ywn enjoy french toast and popcorn together
God I originally feel bad about this
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>>38312666
>duckduckggo
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>>38312581
I don't know how to get a waifu/husbando
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I can't hug my sister. I haven't even met her yet.

She lives with my dad across the ocean
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>>38312706
Easy, find a character you like in such a way you'd go out with and that pleases your dick.

Now you got a waifu/husbando.
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>>38313119
I can't do it, I never feel anything that special
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Hello
Please post more
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Maybe not
Well, have a good night, everyone
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Time to bump on this quiet and lonely night.
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>>38315538
How are you doing, anon?
I don't like it being so quiet.
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>as soon as I come within striking distance my sister starts punching me
It's good that she has learned that offense is the best defense.
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>>38315615
I'm doing fine tonight. Browsing this board for worthwhile threads. Thanks for asking
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>>38315729
Have you found anything worthwhile yet?
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>>38311380
Nah, I'm not creative enough
>>38311505
I know, but it's sort of an emotional reflex, like I said I get over it
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>>38316164
What's happenin tonight Laura my buddy
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>>38316310
Nothing interesting, I got plans for tomorrow though which is cool I guess
Tonight sorta reminded me about getting out more and not banking my social life on my parents and ex boyfriend
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>>38316404
Yeah, its good to be fluid about your social life, I think.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
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Hello guys, I've been busy these days.
Today there is no hugs, but need some help. I told you before my sis have no idea what to do with her life. She's not lazy and actually worked as a shop assistant a year ago, but she is having problem deciding what should she do (go to college nor ). I just want to know how may I help her in this situation.
Any advice would be appreciated.
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>>38316691
How old is your sister? I figure college is probably more useful if you're older, honestly
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>>38316707
She's 18, the thingis I dropped college and I am now earning money as a web programmer. I am 22, but still living in my parents house
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>>38316672
Nothing crazy, just gonna go to this place that's got a nice view and hang out
>>38316691
I had the same issue, she just has to think about what makes her happy when she pictures it in her head
Does she have something in particular she wants to do? Is that something she sees as something just to make money, or is it a passion? Does she want to stay home?
Chances are there's some future out there she thinks about occasionally that makes her smile, she should shoot for that
If that doesn't need college she has no reason to go
I'm not sure how you'd word this to her, but I hope I got the general idea across
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>>38298393
>
My sister is 8 and she sleeps naked so maybe that is a bad idea.
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Anybody have some cute/romantic greentext screenshots?
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>>38316770
I don't think she'll really make much use of college at 18, honestly, unless she's super passionate and had great direction
it's probably just best for her to get a job, work hard and get a good work ethic and resume
you've got a lot of time to figure shit out at 18, but don't waste your time not working
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>>38316786
The situation is a lil complicated. My parents put too much pressure on her and that makes her go out till late night because she doesnt want to make a mistake.
I didnt have a problem once I figured it out what to do and dropped college, but my sis is not like me and she cant make up her mind.
Are those career test effective?
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>>38310526
This. Imoutos are weak to constant exposure.
>Start with patting her head, when she was twelve/thirteen.
>She didn't like it at first, but after doing it constantly everyday, she's grown to accept it.
>Move on to hooking my arm around her shoulders whenever we walk together.
>Again, didn't like it at first, but after constant exposure to the point of normalcy, she finally accepts it.
>Mix in some other forms of physical contact on the side, like tickling, wrestling, and massages (although this one can be considered a failure since it's purely one sided)
>The next one she kind of initiated on her own, which was hugging. I hug her almost every chance I get.
>This one she didn't really mind, and its now become a daily occurrence.
>What some would consider "romantic hugs" are also added into the mix, where I wrap my arms around her waist and her arms wrap around my neck.
Worn her down for six years to the point where she doesn't mind all the physical contact. Of course, there are some downsides, like the fact that I used to constantly tickle her when we were growing up, and now she's starting to do the same. Or how she asks for messages way too often, which can easily stretch from twenty to thirty minutes. Now, I'm trying to ween her off tickles and massages, while at the same time, trying to normalize kissing.
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>>38316892
She shouldn't go to college unless she knows what she wants, if not that's just extra stress and a waste of money and time
We didn't really do those tests in highschool too much, but I did some online when I was younger, I always hated what they gave me
The advice we got was all about mixing the larger aspects of what we want to do ("I want to work with people, I want to help people, I don't want a desk job"), and find something that mixed those
Just spitball for a while, maybe you'll find a direction, and remind her that it's okay if she doesn't want to work, your parents may make things hard but if that's what she wants you can't change that
Maybe this all sounds stupid, but it's all I got
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>>38309590
Who is this happy-chan?
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>>38315660
That's why you hug her so she starts doing that instead.
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>>38316824
Just search imouto cuddler as a user name on desu archive
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>>38311946
I haven't tried that but I've read about it. Also non hallucinogenic doses of LSD, apparently. I'll be okay like I said. It seems to depend on the kind of migraines though, there's like 17 different varieties.
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>>38317636
Have a nice flight today, Austria!
When's you in the air?
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>>38318113
Thanks anon.
2.30, I believe. Late flight because I still had stuff to do in the morning, and back to Vienna tomorrow night.
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"I don't want a hug."
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>>38318490
Ah, you workin hard today?
Got any plans in Zurich aside from work?
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She isn't my biological sister but she hugged me after we talked for a few minutes. It felt really nice because she's so little and gentle. She also had just taken a shower so her hair smelled like shampoo. I'm usually not in the mood for physical contact of any kind but I like it when she hugs me.
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Sisters are for practicing neck-snaps and strangulations.
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>>38318547
>>38318591
I like this sort of stuff
you guys are funny
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>>38318516
No plans really because no time. I thought maybe I'd meet up with a friend who studies in Zurich tomorrow for dinner but my father made some appointment with our notary and I need to be there so that fell flat.
We do these trips like two, three times a month so they're always just packed full of work.

>>38318547
Cute. Good smelling imoutos are the best.
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>>38318663
Do you have siblings? Are they nice to you?
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>>38298393
>Three sisters
>One is asleep after 10 hour shift
>One is across town at her apartment
>One is currently dating a nigger and I'm not touching that stupid bitch

Can I hug my dog instead?
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>>38318711
I have two sisters, one younger and one older. The usual sisterly teasing happens of course but overall we get along very well I'd say. We're pretty close.
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>>38318775
That sounds nice. I have two siblings too. The younger one from my post earlier and then my brother who is a little older than her. He has a hard time really considering me as his sister though. I've been living with him and my parents for four years and was adopted three years ago. I think my sister picked up on it better because she was so young when I started living with them.
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>>38318839
How old are you all? Do you think he'll warm up to you? Keep hugging them in any case.
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>>38318775
>we're very close
Understatement of the century dyke-chan
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>>38318908
I'm 18 while my brother is 12 years old and my sister is 9 years old. I don't really go for hugs I just wait for them to give me one if they want to. Mostly just my sister. I don't feel comfortable with people touching me much. You can tell my sister is innocent so she's different.
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>>38318950
Oh, shush.
Glad to see another ForkAnna fan though.

>>38318952
Oh, well that's still young then. I wouldn't worry about it, I'm sure they'll warm up to you eventually, with living together that just comes naturally.
Can I ask how it came that you live with them (or they with you?), adopted or something? Sorry if that's too personal.
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>>38318999
I'll talk about it a little. They're actually siblings and I was adopted by their real parents three years ago. Their parents are really important to me and they're the closet thing to real parents I have ever had.

I might be back I don't know. It's past 5:00am here and I really need to go to sleep but something's keeping me awake tonight. Maybe I might get another hug from my sister tomorrow and I can post about it.
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>>38319048
Fair enough, I see. Maybe talk to your parents about it, if your siblings are too young to really get the situation? See if their parents can explain their big sis to them or something, I dunno.

Alright, then maybe good night anon.
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>>38319067
Hey I hope your flight and trip goes well
I don't have much going on today
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>>38319251
Thanks Ella. Won't be very exciting but at least I get to spend some time with my dad.
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Bump from worst page 9
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>>38298393
>Chug a gallon of muscle milk
>lather myself in cologne and body spray
>brush my teeth
>Walk up to her.
>"Give me a hug you fucking beta loser"
>she makes a laughable attempt at wrapping her spaghetti arms around my colossal body to give me a hug
>squeeze her body with the power of my 200 lbs grip strength
>Break three of her ribs and fracture the rest of her bones from the shockwave.
>she wheezes her final breath and collapses to the floor
>Get my hug
>she says with her last breath before falling unconscious
>"Please.. No more sister hug threads"
>I respond
>"I'm making another one tommorow."
>Return to seat
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My sister has been really tsuntsun to me in the last couple of days, which isn't normal for her. Wat do /r9k/?
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>>38298393
My sister lives 300 miles away and hugging your brother is gay
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>>38320548
Is she on her period? That coykd be the cause
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>>38298393
Had the opportunity years ago before my sister gets married. She's 2 years older than me. Hot. When I came from the gym she was sitting alone in the living room and staring at me. Took a shower and when I walked passed her she stood and hugged me sooo hard, I felt her breath on my neck and she squeezed her breasts on my chest. She sat down, smiled awkwardly, and I stood there for few seconds until I asked her why's that for? She just replied with "I don't know" and shrugged

And this is why I have an incest fetish now.
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>>38321690
I also found out she had a wet dream about me when she was 15 and she freaked out and told my mother since it's something weird and new for her.
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>>38321774
She also saw my dick when we snuggled under the blanket when we were kids. I got a sudden boner and tried to hide it and she noticed and she asked " what's that?!" Told her to stop staring and don't take off the blanket, but she removed it and she was like electricuted when she saw it. Squealed, covered me, and awkwardly walked away and closed the door.

Yes. My dick was the first dick she ever seen. Goddamit why did you do this to me.
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>>38318515
You've just never had a really good hug before, you can't say hat again after you've really been comfortable in another one's arms.
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I wanted to take my cute little cusin out dancing but she had a bladder infection so that plan failed, didn't even manage to hug her as she didn't leave her bed much. I did go dancing alone, but the nice people there completly made up for my lack of family hugs. I think I hugged everyone there at least twice, one of the first was one of the best hugs I got too.
>am feeling a little nervous as I aslways am around groups of people, especially at the start as I ha just arrived
>guy that got me into dancing sees me looking a little jumpy and comes over
>gives me a big ole bearhug he's exactly as tall as me but has a lot more meat on his bones, he's super comfy to hug
>he keeps me in the hug untill my breathing has slowed down to his rhythm and I've gone almost limp in his arms
>calms me the fuck down, really enjoy myself and don't feel anxious anymore for the rest of the night
What can't hugs do?
Also, I want to dance with you anons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK1NQKUAX_Q
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>>38322466
We're you the guy who talked about dancing with your cousin a while back? And that you want to try and make it a little more romantic
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>>38322504
Yeah, and the guy who keeps posting pictures of clouds. And occasionally flowers.
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>>38322661
Well a bladder infection doesn't sound fun, sorry to hear
Glad you had fun, maybe she'll but up for it next time
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>>38321774
I can see how that'd freak her out, but it's not all that uncommon I think. Wet dreams, and everyone has those occasionally, don't need to necessarily signify anything real.
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I'm super bored, what are you guys doing right now?
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>>38324217
Wanting to not go to work, but not having a reason not to go
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>>38324321
No reason at all?
Are you tired or something?
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>>38319067
It's okay I don't really need them to do anything like that for me. I'm just not related and I'm relatively new.

Anyways my mother had my sister bring lunch to my room. She was very sweet about it but I didn't get a hug.
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Good morning, everyone! Happy to have a day off, been all out of sorts and grumpy lately

Anybody else very to be lazy this wednesday?

>>38324321
Goodluck at work, laura! I know how it feels, but time passes the same either way so you might as well get paid for it.
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>>38322466
That sucks, hope she gets better soon.
Glad you had fun anyway, hugs are great. Especially when you go limp and they have to carry you.
>>38326044
Is there a particular reason for the bad moods? If you're okay with talking about it of course
I've been napping a lot yeah, though the day didn't go as boring as I expected since my girlfriend talked me into going out for the afternoon. My brother let me curl up on his bed when I came home and it smelled like him again which was really nice too.
Also calling my girlfriend M from now on because typing out that word makes me a little uncomfortable
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>>38298393
Pic related is about only thing I do to my sister op, also fuck off with these threads, I consider hugging my sister to be incest you stupid incest loving cancerous weeaboo who masturbates to Chinese cartoons. go fuck one of your siblings like in your cartoons.
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>>38326483
I want to be carried, but I don't really know anyone who would do that.
What did you do with your girlfriend whilst you were out?
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>>38326483
Hey Ella, nice to see you!
I'm not really sure why I've been in a bad mood, I honestly suspect its cus I'm bipolar or something and going through a downswing, but I'm feeling better today. I've taken some time to be introspective and tried to identify my discomfort and dissatisfaction.
And also working on a new D&D dungeon and its puzzles is pushing me in the right direction.

I'm glad you had a good time with M! What did you guys do?

And I understand it being awkward typing out "girlfriend", especially since you aint about those labels
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>>38326611
>I consider hugging my sister to be incest
>calls US stupid
aaah uh what?
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>>38326656
I was talking about op not you, you delusional retard.
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>>38326678
Yeah that'd dumb as fuck dude
is your entire family dysfunctional or did you just lose out on being socialized properly?
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>>38326715
>entire family dysfunctional
>lose out on being socialized properly
Both, but I won't really consider my family as a family, more like a tribe of gypsy goys.
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>>38326762
I'm sorry if I upset you but if your family still loves you then you can love them even if they're not perfect. I know what it feels like to not have people that are related to you care about your or love you. You should cherish it. Again sorry if that that's offensive.
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>>38326613
I'm sure you can find a strong man who'd carry you for a little money
The usual stuff, we went into the city and browsed some stores, mostly just exploring and walking around.
>>38326637
At least you know it'll swing up again at some point right? I'm glad you're feeling better already, it's definitely good to try and identify the problem so you can work directly on the issue.
>What did you guys do?
Just walked around the city for a while. Really nothing too interesting, we both just had nothing to do and decided to make something out of the day.
>especially since you aint about those labels
Especially her, she's specifically said she doesn't want it to be "official" in that way and just act as friends normally, which I definitely agree with as well.
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>>38326809
No it takes quite a bit to offende me,but I won't care if my family "loves" me, it's just the same as saying "jesus loves you!" bullshit, I know they hate me because they've treated me like shit my whole fucking life, and now, the feeling is mutual. I feel no love towards them only bitter hatred.
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My sister sexually abused me. She's a decade older than me. Married with a kid of her own.

I don't want to hug her.
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>>38326928
What did they do to you? Maybe I could understand because my biological parents didn't treat me well.
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>>38326905
Yeah, I think I'm on the upswing again, but we'll have to wait and see! I'm willing to take what life throws at me, anyways.
Just wandering around sounds like an ideal date to me, today. I don't wanna do much or spend much money I'd just like to get outside and be with somebody I like.
What are you doing, tonight?
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>>38326952
That's a good attitude to have.
I definitely prefer just walking around over going somewhere special like the cinema. It's really calming in its own way. Especially while holding hands, of course. I like squeezing and pulling her hand whenever she grabs mine.
>What are you doing, tonight?
Just lazing around, I don't have much to do
I might go back to my brother's bed and have an early night
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>>38327037
Yeah, I really miss the feeling of holding hands. I haven't been in a relationship for several years, and I really miss just being out and about with someone and being able to grab their arm or hold them or anything.

Why don't you read or watch a movie or somethin instead of sleepin early?
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>>38326943
They've been verbally and physically abusive as long as I can remember, and were this way my whole fucking childhood all the way into my teenagehood until I was a adult. I didn't deserve any of this bullshit, why did they all feel the need to treat me like such shit, I didn't do anything besides being born.
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>>38327097
Are you away from them now, at least?
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BDSM comin' at you live to remind you you're not shit and your imouto isn't either! :3
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>>38327097
I understand. I was abused too. I don't live with my parents anymore, they're in jail now. I don't really like to talk about it though.
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>>38327133
No I still live with them but deeply regret still living with them as I can't stand them and they move none stop and they just moved to a very bad town what's making me even more depressed. I can move out though since I have the money, I was planning on waiting until next march to move out but I'm thinking of moving out sooner because I just can't handle them anymore.
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>>38327086
I know it doesn't mean much but I'm sure you'll have a chance for another relationship at some point.
I dunno I'm pretty tired anyway I might as well sleep. Sleeping early isn't that bad, when I go to sleep really early like 7 or 8 PM I tend to naturally wake up late at night and stay awake which is really comfy.
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>>38327187
Not to be a dick mate but I think you're exaggerating how they treated you
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>>38327141
I can't tell if this post is trying to insult or motivate..

>>38327187
You should really move out, I urge you! I moved out when I was 18 and I don't regret it one bit, aside from having to spend money on rent.

>>38327211
Thanks, Ella! I think support and kindness always means something, so you're very sweet for saying so.
I'm sure I'll find somebody new soon, I'm a personable and handsome fellow I just perhaps spend too much time waiting and not enough putting myself out there.

That does sound pretty comfy, but I have no clue how to can sleep at 7 or 8. I guess because I work closing shifts often I'm used to staying up really late.
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>>38327141
Now this is a blast from the past.
How's life under your brother's foot?
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>>38327141
You've been gone an awful long time, how're things?
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>that feel when your imoutos won't hold your hand
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>>38327303
You're really kind too, positivity helps with everything.
I'm glad you're confident with things, it'll work out, even if it needs a little more effort.
>I have no clue how to can sleep at 7 or 8. I guess because I work closing shifts often I'm used to staying up really late
It really does depend on your sleeping pattern. When I sleep for too long I tend to be sleepy for the rest of the day so sleeping a lot ironically makes me go to sleep much earlier.
But I'm going to nap now, I'll be here to complain about waking up at 3 AM if it happens
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Guys seriously don't start acting like your parents treated you like shit when they're just annoying and frustrating. Saying your parents physically and verbally abused you while you took no action and willingly stay with them as an adult is very telling. You don't know if there's someone standing by who faced real abuse and would not want to talk about it while you flaunt around an exaggeration for attention.
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>>38327542
Okay, I'll probably be around unless I'm playing D&D when you awake
Thanks for talkin today Ella, I hope you have a lovely sleep!
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Page 8 is once again worst page
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Anyone got that img of the two cosplayers collared in a hotel room post convention.
Kinda weird request but i will give you a happy (you) if it's found.
t. Brainlet that can't find images for shit.
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>>38328238
page 8 is only bad when you're not here, anon
thank u for being here
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>>38328553
T-thanks anon

Page 7 is okay
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Hey thread, hump de bump.
good night, I'll be going to bed early because Zurich is boring and I don't know anyone here so I'll go to sleep earlish tonight.
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>>38327303
>moved out when I was 18 and I don't regret it one bit, aside from having to spend money on rent.
am still 18 and would like to, and like you said I don't want to spend all my money on rent but I'd be willing if I have to I guess.
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>>38329600
Goodnight, Austria!

>>38329836
Spending your money on rent is worth it to get the ~adult experience~ I think
Work hard and start to depend on yourself
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>>38329600
I watched TV with my brother earlier. We don't really spend any time together because I don't leave my bedroom much. We didn't really talk either but I still think it was nice.
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>>38330006
Sorry I was talking to you earlier. I just wanted to share because I did something.
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A bump from even worser page 9 before bed
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>>38327141
Heyo
How you been?
>>38328553
That's cute
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>>38330914
Afternoon, Laura
How was your time out of the house today?
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>daughter gets home after 4th of July BBQ, tells me about the night
>Gets a look like she just read a difficult math problem
>"Dad..umm..what do you do when your slow dancing with a guy and..umm"
>Raise eyebrow, wave hand for her to continue
>"Umm...he pokes you."
>Akward pause and I have to actually shift gears to understand what she meant
>"Oh. That. Did you give him a handy? That usually works. "
>"Gawd. No Dad. Anal sex is the thing now. Get with it."

I've trained her so well. Her mom was not happy though.
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>>38331235
I'm glad this is obviously fake.
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>>38331051
Uhh, that was my job...I'm going out in a bit
Thanks for asking though, I'll be sure to tell you when I get back
"time out of the house" makes me sound special
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>>38331374
I only tell what goes on in my life which is interesting. I could continue the full conversation but it was the usual stuff about being polite and tactful about it, that it's normal, blah blah blah. Bit if you think it's fake, it's not like I have a recording laying around
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>>38331545
Please, that's obviously straight bullshit.
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>>38331578
Sorry you think so mate. But here's your (You)
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>>38331626
It would be better if you stopped posting.
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>>38331644
You'd prefer a thread of bumps as opposed to OC? K.
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>>38331644
Play nice anon.
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>>38331674
You were annoying when you stopped posting and you're annoying now.
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>>38331701
All the more reason for me to stay then, if my very presence annoys you specifically
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>>38298393
Hugged sister....Well attempted to
She fucking stabbed me with a pencil Im good anon.
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>>38331495
Well I wasn't sure what else to call it so I just went with how I thought about it
Sorry!
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>>38301690

Doctor onii-chan here. Among the anti-epileptics, my first choice is for migraine prophylaxis is usually topirimate, but valproate will do.

Just make sure you don't get pregnant while on your medication.
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>>38331735
Please stick around and post low energy greentexts about you're really obscure fantasies of having a lesbian daughter that you do a horrible job of parenting.
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>>38331822
Not offended or anything, just odd that's how it seems
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>Hug your sister
She just blocked me on facebook, so that's probably not going to happen.
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>>38332379
I can't use facebook anymore because my family is on it
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Bumpagoolag
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>>38333220
Bumpagoolag version 2: my belly is a little upset
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I'm going to sleep now, good night everyone!
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Hello how many nice people are here? I need to work on something that my therapist wants me to do and I think you guys can help.
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I said I'd update so
I had an okay time nothing spectacular, didn't care for being squished in the car with people but still, could've been worse
worth it? I don't know
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>>38335007
Shoot, nothing to lose
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>>38335058
I really want to go to this bookclub event at a library near me but I'm not really capable of it. She set a goal for me where I need to go and go grocery shopping with my mom but I couldn't do it. She said I need to get more comfortable and the biggest thing is accepting what happened to me.

So I was abused by my biological parents. I'm trying to talk about it. Please help me talk about it. She told me to get someone who doesn't know much about my history and have them ask me questions.
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>>38335203
The "mom" she wants you to go to the store with, is she adoptive?
What was the abuse?
I'm guessing you have some kind of anxiety because of the abuse, mind elaborating?
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>>38335329
I was adopted by two people that I feel like are what parents are supposed to be. I don't call them mom and dad in real life I just don't know what else to say here without actually using their names. I would prefer not to if you can think of another way to refer to them.

My mom physically, emotionally, and sexually abused me. My dad hit me and raped me.

My adopted parents say that I was diagnosed with a lot of stuff once they got me help. I haven't left the house in almost a month but that's not the longest I have gone without leaving. I'm also really scared of new people and I hate physical contact, it makes me really uncomfortable.
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>>38335463
How do you feel about your adoptive parents? How old are you and how old were you when they adopted you?
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>>38335505
I like them. I feel like they actually love me. They're really patient. Sometimes I feel like a burden or that they are doing too much but they're always happy to help me with anything.

I'm 18. I was 15 when they adopted me.
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>>38335585
My apologies.
Do you want a romantic relationship with anyone? It's a very difficult step, but as an end goal I mean.
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>>38335883
I have started to think about being in a relationship in the future. Not any time soon though. I recently became somewhat sexual. My therapist calls it regaining my sexuality. To be honest it's the first time that I have ever felt anything along those lines so I'm not regaining anything. But now that I find some boys cute I suddenly started thinking about being in a relationship. I'm not sure though.
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>>38336029
I'm glad that you're beginning to have feelings awaken.
How do you view yourself as a person or in appearance? I imagine that your esteem can't be very high.
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>>38336234
When I think about my appearance I feel like I'm really bland and unappealing. I have a boring body with normal features. There's nothing special about it. My face is pretty plain too. The only feature I like is my lips.

I see myself as a standard person. I'm not special just a brain in a body. I'm noticably not as smart as others. It's probably because I didn't finish school. I have an 8th grade education with a lot of reading. I'm pretty sure reading is the only thing I'm good at. I'm going to call my adopted mom fcg. She wants me to get a GED eventually. She says all I need to do is learn math because I read so much so my english is way ahead of the standard. I'm really bad at math though. My mind wanders a lot. I think that it can get annoying for other people. I only talk to five different people though.
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>>38336029
If you dont mind me asking what were the specifs of the abuse. Such as who knew, when it started, and how it ended
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>>38336372
Anytime you want to talk you can always come here
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>>38312391
reported

Go back in your stable
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>>38336417
I don't want to get too specific. It was going on for my whole life until I was saved. I don't know if anyone knew though. It ended because my mom knocked me out by hitting me with something. I was unconcious long enough that they were scared enough to take me to a hospital. I woke up and I didn't know what was going on. I can't even describe how scared I was. I didn't remember the entire day that I went to the hospital until after I woke up and I had never been inside a hospital before. They had to strap me down because I kept trying to run away. Then I realized that I was mostly safe after a day there. I remember this really sweet older nurse holding me and I cried for hours. It was the first time I ever felt someone touch me with compassion.

>>38336443
Ok :)
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>>38336543
Well im happy your working on moving past your abuse! Ans i have another question what was the longest you didnt leave your house
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>>38336543
I hope we'll see more of you here, check in and we'll try our best to help okay?
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>>38337595
When I first moved in I stayed inside for almost 9 months. I was just too scared to leave. Now I'm still really anxious when I leave but it's always only to see my therapist in person or if we visit my adopted extended family. Usually one of them volunteers to take me home after a couple hours if we're seeing family.

>>38337865
Okay. I'm starting to post more because I usually just lurk. I would like having people who are willing to just be nice.
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>>38338239
Everyone here is nice but we have the occasional asshole.
Im happy that you have a good support system and a family that cares about you.
Unrelated note this is my last post before i go to bed goodnight everyone
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>>38338239
That's terrible, but it's good you have such a great family that took you in and helps, I'm sure they don't see you as a burden, they love you
Of course if you ever need to talk, anyone here is happy to listen, but like the other anon said, there's the occasional dickhead who just likes to he mean
>>38338308
Night anon,
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>>38338239
I'm sorry you went through that. If you want someone to occasionally talk one on one with shoot me an email at [email protected] My mind wanders a lot too so feel free to blurt out whatever pops into your head.
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I'll give a bumpy I guess
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>>38331843
Thanks, doc.
I've got recommended topiramat as well, but my neurologist says, I quote, "it usually leads to quite some weight loss so I'd only prescribe it to fatties. If you lose more weight I might not be able to find you again".
>just be sure not to get pregnant
Yeah I've read about that, valproin does pretty gruesome things apparently. I'll tell my sister to wear a condom.
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>>38339643
h-how thin are you Austria?
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>>38339721
I weigh 52kg soaking wet.
I think. Haven't really checked in some time but it hasn't really changed much since I was like 16.
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Drank a lil too much whiskey during D&D, but how is everyone tonight??
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>>38339790
Considering your height that's not bad, he was probably just kidding
>>38339838
I'm alright, I finally got around to that Fallout NV playthrough I've been meaning to do
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>>38339980
Oh, that's sweet. Tell me a bit about your character!
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How's all you sibling and daddy lovers out there doing?
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>>38340055
I'm not a sibling or daddy lover but I'm okay
What have you been up to?
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>>38340021
Doing my usual melee/ballistics, stealth, light armor build (sorta commando style, close range stealth kills), nothing fancy
Just doing a Legion playthrough since I was never able to really flesh one out
Sort of going for a "lawful evil" style, not straight chaos, not just doing the evil choice every time
>>38340055
Do you call your dad daddy?
I'm alright. You?
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>>38339980
>that's not bad
Are you saying I'm fat, Laura?
>Fallout NV playthrough
I sure hope you murdered everyone in the NCR, statist no-fun cunts.

>>38340055
Hey kissy. I'm doing okay, just tired and got a long day ahead of me. But I'm traveling with my dad so it's actually kinda fun. We're going to buy him a new suit before our first meeting because he ripped his yesterday.
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>>38340159
I never really liked the NCR or the Legion, and I'm pretty sure I fought against both when I played it a couple of years ago.
Melee is fun, though, I have fun getting in close and trying not to get my limbs crushed

>>38340208
How did he rip is suit??
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>>38340055
I'm doing okay
My brother let me nap in his room and I got to stay when he went to sleep himself so I had a good night
>>38340159
I call my dad papa if that counts
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>>38340240
Honestly no idea. It's just a small tear in the jacket but it's noticeable and looks shabby.
Also I call my father by his first name because we're business partners. No, just always have.
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>>38340208
You obese cunt
The legion isn't very much into your kind of fun, it's more nailing profligates like you to a cross
Have fun with your dad, make sure to give him lots of hugs
>>38340240
Thankfully the amount of times I've played this game over has made it easy to get through the annoying parts and avoid what I want (I usually just walk straight to the strip [following the road to avoid the quarry] and gamble in the Atomic Wrangler til I have enough to get it the strip and meet Benny)
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>>38340270
>I call my dad papa if that counts
That's so cute what the hell

>>38340303
Well, I'd imagine getting a new suit can be fun!
but I've never actually worn a suit so who knows

I like to call people by their names, too, because, well, its their name!
Except my mom, she doesn't like it for whatever reason.

>>38340304
I've only really played through New Vegas once, but every time I try to replay it I just go to Novac and chill there.
I really like the dinosaur...
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>>38340075
Not much just dropping in before I go to sleep
>>38340159
Sometimes yeah I do
>>38340208
Checkered suit or gtfo have a safe trip
>>38340270
Oooo lucky. I'm on my brother's bed now.
>mfw
How's the two of you?
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>>38298393
>Remember sisters are not for bullying
T-too late.
>Doing menial task for mum,
>Her confusing simple instructions are making me fustrased.
>Older sister starts talking shit
>Pause look at her like the autist I am
>I pick up a houseshoe and smack her on the leg.
>As a diabetic, this kills the sister.
>Her leg gets a fat knot right where I love tapped her I swear.
>Start to feel bad
>Get her some frozen sweet potatoe fries
>Try to make friendly banter
>End up comparing her to miss piggy
>somehow segways into past, and philospe stuff with my family.
>Realize how much I miss doing comfy shit with my family.
>Tell them my dream of becoming a Politction.
>Fuck cause if Trump can do it with a small loan of a million dollars, I can do with a large loan of nothing, and I'll pay back the interest.
>Feel emotions.
Some of the comfy shit inculds
>Making whale noises with me mum, like when I was littler.
>Going over the shitton of animal facts I know
>I legit had a deep sea thread with my mom
>Te
>She tells me that god put a little "space" down there
>Explain to her the hellhole that is the deep sea
>She thinks it's pretty quaint
>Mfw
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>>38298393
>Remember sisters are not for bullying!

It's too late for that.
I wish I hadn't been so mean to her when we were younger.
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>>38340270
Papa is cute
>>38340303
I'd imagine it makes sense for work, but at home I'd still call him dad
>>38340361
Give it the time for a playthrough
>>38340441
I can't take it seriously anymore, I sat through years of teenage boys shouting "break my spine daddy" and watching that escalate to "put me in a wheelchair daddy, I don't want to walk again" comedically high pitched voices
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>>38340361
>>I call my dad papa if that counts
>That's so cute what the hell
It's pretty normal in this country. I called my dad papa too till I was about 15, then I switched to pap.
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>>38340526
is that something kids really did in your school? that's silly

I'd like to replay new vegas again, yeah, but I think I'd rather play fallout 3 again -- I've played that one far, far less

>>38340546
The fact that its common makes it even cuter! I wish it were common here, I'd love to have kids and them to call me papa one day
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>>38298393
if only arthur was nice to his sister
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>>38298393
>Remember sisters are not for bullying!

Well maybe someone should give her the memo that little brothers are not for bullying either
>tfw she bullied and harrassed the shit out of me and beat me ass every time we got into a physical fight
>if someone at school or anyone else dared lay a finger of me, she would make them pay through hell

I don't get it. She always treated me like shit and was a bossy stuck up cunt, but on the other hand she was overprotective of me.

Anyhow she's 26 now and has her own job and apartment and is fully independent, while I'm still living at home with my parents. I go to stay over at her place for a few nights every now and then, especially during weekends and holidays.
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>>38340561
Yea it was kinda dumb
I prefer NV over 3, but there were some cool things in there that make it stand out a little
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>>38340361
Yeah it's not that rare here, I think most people say papa when they're kids. I'm just a little more dumb and didn't stop, whenever he sits next to me while I'm trying to nap in the living room I always call him papa and cuddle up just to get his attention.
>>38340441
I hope you had a nice time
We're okay, just trying to keep things normal, though I still say and do stupid stuff sometimes.
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>>38298393
I'd rather fug but i don't have a sister.
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>>38339790
>tfw a tripfag starts using Legend of Korra reaction images
Oh please don't stop.
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>>38339790
>that feel when a grill weighs more than you
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>>38341213
Jesus christ get help anon, that's nit healthy. It may not be as bad if you're a turbomanlet but I weigh almost 70kg and I'm skelly af. I am about 6'3" though.
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>>38340304
>nailing profligates like you to a cross
Apparently only for outward appearances, there's some buggery going on. Plus it's not like lesbians exist in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of the Mojave.

>>38340441
It actually tried to push him towards a broad checkered one but he decided on classic charcoal. The pleb.

>>38341025
pic related for you, that'smyfetish.gif anon.

>>38341213
Oh god I'm so fat someone kill me.
No but seriously eat some cake anon, goddamn.

Also I'm having a comfy coffee break with my dad in between meetings now. It's nice.
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Alright, I'm heading to bed, I got work in the morning!

>>38341353
Enjoy your little break and have a good rest of the day!
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>tfw can't stop hugging or headpatting imouto
>tfw she doesn't want me to stop either unless hugs are too tight or has to pick out a booger
I dubbed her Potato 5 years ago, now I don't remember why I did.
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>>38341611
I hope my imoutos are like yours one day soon.
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>>38341353
>pic related for you, that'smyfetish.gif anon.
Wasn't me this time, ojou-sama
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>>38340658
What kind of "stupid stuff"?

>>38341611
>she doesn't want me to stop
>I dubbed her Potato
Cute! How old is she?
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>>38342130
Too bad she's "brilliant, but lazy"

>>38342981
10
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>>38343127
>10
That's adorable, take good care of her and don't let the world corrupt her.
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>>38343416
>that feel when their mom let's your imoutos dye their hair
It's a small part of it, but still.
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>>38344353
What colour is her hair?

I think dying is alright as long as it's a natural or soft colour and not Tumblr.
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Hi there everyone! I'm bummed to see ol' Pat is still gone, happy to see everyone is doing good for the most part. Laura, not to be insensitive or anything but I missed what went down with you and K. I've missed you little shits.
So on to the update: Nii-chan and I are finished for good. Long stupid story short, he beat me up for calling the Other Woman a bitch and then I found out she was moving back here. Something in me finally snapped. I threw his collar in his face.
Then I started doing the whole /fit/ thing so nobody can hold me down again, I lost even more weight from being depressed, and I got a job selling pies at the local street fair/farmer's market. I struggle with anxiety and agoraphobia every day, but I refuse to sit here being pathetic.
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>>38345135
I'm so sorry that happened to you BDSM-nee, glad you got out of there though. You really should think about sticking around, I've missed you. The job selling pies sounds like top tier /comfy/ too
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>>38345135
Oh man I'm so sorry.
It's good that you aren't just letting him walk over you, despite your fetishes and whatnot. It's good to see you back.
Pat disappeared after coming clean and saying that he'd told his sister that he loved her, but she rejected him and he'd just been living vicariously through his stories. It's rather saddening.
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>>38345135
Welcome back, BDSM. It's been a while besides a few posts here and there from you. Sorry to see things play out like that, but I'm glad you're bettering yourself in a way. How has the job been fairing so far?
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>>38345135
Im glad you got out of that "relationship" and im happy your getting fit and trying to conquer your anxiety and agraphobia
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My bones have stirred me awake
Once again I am alive
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Hugging sisters isn't enough
We need to diversify and do more
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>>38342981
Just getting too mushy, for example last night I did something stupid that I might as well greentext, paraphrasing
>cuddling in bed
>resting my head against his shoulder
>he's doing stuff on his tablet
>have feelings and need attention
>ask him if he wants to know a secret
>"What is it?"
>"I love you!"
>"I know, sorry."
>feel really dumb and awkward
>still feel awkward about it today
Stuff like that all the time. I just want to tell him how I feel every time we're close even though I know he knows and it's not going to change anything, it's dumb of me and I know I shouldn't do it.
>>38345135
I don't think I was here to know what has been going on in your life but I'm sorry things went bad and I'm glad you're looking to improve yourself.
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>>38345135
Great for you for getting a job! You're in a good position to change and grow, just keep working and depending on yourself!

>>38346916
You're too cute sometimes, ella. He's probably intimidated by it, because I would be!

What's your plans for today?
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>>38346910
What's your plan?

>>38346916
I don't think that's awkward at all, your brother seems to be an understanding guy.

I really wish you were my little sister, you're just too adorable.
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>>38346961
Yeah I get the feeling he's overwhelmed by it all and doesn't know how to deal with my antics because he's scared of hurting me or something. I know I cause him too much trouble but I don't want to go back to ignoring him.
>plans for today
I'll have dinner soon, I don't know the contents so I'm looking forward to the surprise.
Nothing after that but I'm sure there'll be stuff that I don't know the details of yet. Maybe my mom will give me chores to do.
>>38347069
He is, I really don't deserve anyone like him
>spoiler
Don't steal me please
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>>38346203
that doesn't sound healthy anon
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>>38347186
You totally deserve somebody like him, as far as I can tell
But perhaps not your actual brother
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>>38344640
They're brunettes, with little streaks of red, but not like the color of a natural redhead.
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>>38347206
Would you rather me stay dead, with my bones dusty and sedentary?
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>>38347069
Podcasts seem to be popular right now, why don't we make one of those with the most charismatic of us?
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>>38345135
Don't worry about seeming insensitive or anything, not a big deal
Sorry to hear about every, but I'm glad you're not letting it keep you down, you seem like you're doing well
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>>38347454
>not your actual brother
What kinda fag are you?
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>>38348068
Well clearly it just causes distress and discomfort if she were to try
I think ella is cute and sweet and will find somebody else, she already has a cute ladyfriend
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>>38347510
That sounds nice, at least they're not fully bright red.

>>38348016
I don't think an incest podcast would work out very long...

How about a sitcom
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>>38348163
We don't have the budget for that, I don't think
Doesn't need to be an incest-themed podcast, let's try to diversify
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>>38348201
I'm sure Austria's dad could pool in. The trips here would make interesting characters I think

What kind of stuff would we talk about then?
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>>38348201
>try to diversify
I'm not sure, we have a good male/female ratio but are there enough people of color in here?
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>>38348117
>implying she'll find anyone as good as her brother
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>>38348273
Whatever we want, no restrictions
As long as we have girls people will listen
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>>38348273
>hey dad, I wanna make a podcast about my sister fucking me
>by the way, my sister's fucking me
>pls pay for it
I can see that going well.
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My little sister never wanted to have anything to do with me she's 16 now. We don't or have never talked even though we live in the same house.
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>>38348426
Honestly it would pay for itself with that hook
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>>38348426
It's all about how you sell the idea. Maybe a less hard hitting word like "fuck" might get the ball rolling.
>>38348437
How big is the age gap? Not even a it of interest to hang out with you in her time growing up? Any reason why?
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>>38348361
I dunno anon I think pure yuri is better than trying to taste her brother's baby batter every day

>>38348401
I'm not sure how that's going to work out past the pilot episode

>>38348426
It's going to make massive profits with that premise.

I wonder what the law says about watching and distributing incest in countries where the act itself is legal
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>>38348503
I'm 26 and she's 16. We have lived to together since I was 12.
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>>38348551
Pretty big, but has she really had no interest in hanging out with you at all? Do you share any interests together?
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>>38348503
>fuck
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
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>>38348541
You think wrong.
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>>38348541
>trying to taste her brother's baby batter
Goddamn I wish tissue-chan was my little sister.
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>>38348689
Guess that works, but that leaves out Austria. Unless I have missed out on a lesson when it comes to baby making.
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went and hugged her. She started playing her favorite song's drum track on my back.
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>>38348792
What good is a brother who won't make use of his sister?
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Just gave my sister a hug, first human contact in weeks, accidentally got boner.

Thanks r9k.
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>>38298705

Why the fuck aren't you cuddling with her post-coitally right this second?
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>>38349140
>>38349422
Imouto is not for lewd, gross!!
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>>38349558

A post-coital cuddle is not lewd, silly.
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>>38349636
Yes it is
Leave 14 year olds out of it!
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>>38348586
No interest, and nothing that I know of.
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>>38348476
>>38348503
>>38348541
Please stop making me want to do an incest podcast.
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>>38350157
Well, the way I see it, it won't be an incest podcast, but I think our pilot episode would feature you and your story, because it will bring people back!
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>>38349558
Imoutos are for purest love.
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>>38350418
Only if it's the imouto's idea
No good older brother or sister would dare predate on their little sister
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>>38349912
Well I'm sorry to hear that. You don't know any reason why she's like that? Do you guys at least get along?
>>38350157
I don't really listen to podcasts, so I don't know much about it. Whatever you bring to the illegal table would probably be cool. I'd listen to it.
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>>38350500
You can't let some good for nothing scum sucker take advantage of your little sister
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>>38350524
Podcasts are just people talking about whatever
It just needs to be interesting
We can talk about gunpla one episode, too, since I'm sure several of us like it
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STOP POSTING INCEST THREADS, THEY ARE FUCKING CANCER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38350411
>it will bring people back
I think the only people who'd listen to it are the regulars here.

It's too easy for other people to brush it off as fake and a podcast needs to provide a lot of interesting content semi-regularly for a long time to start attracting new people.
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>>38351003
Every week will be interesting, because we're interesting people
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>>38351310
On a serious note, I wouldn't feel comfortable posting here anymore if people started making public podcasts and talking with their actual voice, it makes things too real and it wouldn't feel as anonymous/safe anymore, plus there would be a divide between those who are regulars on the podcast and those who aren't, causing an unbalance in discussions as the podcasters are favored over normal anons. This means the people who see these threads as just anons orbiting trips would have an even more legitimate complaint.

I'm not advocating discord but voice chats should be kept private. Personalizing these threads with a podcast is only going to make the current community more exclusive.
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>>38351677
I agree with this, but I'm pretty sure the podcast thing was just a joke anyway.
I actually have a small stutter/speech impediment that comes out when I'm nervous so I couldn't do a podcast anyway
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>>38351677
Do any of the people on discord here actually use voice chat to talk to the others?
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>>38351869
I don't, I doubt that most people are comfortable enough.
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I guess I'll give a bumpy thingy
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>>38351869
Not yet but I'd like to vc with my friends!
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>>38351869
Nope, never have and probably never will
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>>38351677
It really was a joke anon but I don't know why you'd need to leave if people did something like that
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I tried to sleep with my brother again but he told me to go to my own room and now I can't sleep anymore.
How is everyone else doing this night/morning/afternoon/evening? I'm super bored
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>>38353256
Hey Ella.
I'm just about to go to sleep myself, kinda tired from the day and the flight, and I'll probably be migrainey tomorrow because of said flight so I don't want to be up late.
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>>38353256
Just got off of work, braved the cruel canadian sun and now I'm home eating a cheap burrito
In a great mood today, aside from exhausted from the bikeride home

Why not try to read a book or something quietly in bed? That usually gets me very sleepy.

>>38353281
Fingers crossed for no migraine tomorrow.
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>>38353281
Have a nice sleep, I hope you don't get a migraine. I wish I could tell the universe to stop hurting you
>>38353341
Bike rides are good, exercise keeps the mind healthy. Is the burrito nice at least?
When I read before bed I end up reading for too long, I think I'll just wait
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>>38353511
Oh yeah, I love my bike and I ride it every day
But when it's 35+ degrees out it's very draining. I made it home safe and sound, though, and I'm about to have a cool shower to relax

Do you think reading for a long time would be so bad, though?
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The company I work for recently made a donation to the FOP, and they gave us a bunch of tickets for a comedy magic show that'll take place near the end of this month. Nobody was interested, so I was lumped with all sixteen tickets. Saved the surprise for my sister when I got back home, and when I did show her the tickets she was pretty excited for it. She jumped up and down a bit when I told her, so I'm happy I saved the reveal for later.

Immediately started naming people that she wanted to invite, although the list kinda ended short. Just a small amount of her friends including her butt buddy. Wanted to invite our parents, but they probably won't be free.
>>38353256
Pretty dandy. Hope you can find it easy to go back to bed.
>>38353566
You probably got legs like tree trunks. Hope that's a compliment, because it sounds like one to me.
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>>38353256
I can't sleep either. I'm just listening to ome music, spend the last couple hours playing lego games with my cousin on the pc with two xbox controllers.
>>38351677
Honestly I'm not that scared to be on a podcast, I'd actually like to talk with vice about incest with some other people. These threads are nice but I've never been able to freely talk about it. I know it heightens the chanses of being recognised but I don't think that more then a couple dozen people willl listen to these podcasts at mosts, and I'll most likely never in my life get within a mile of any of them. Besides, if anyone would recognise me they'd have to admit they look in these threads and listen to the podcast. Furthermore, I don't actually have anything going on with my cousin and I'll mostly never will, so I can't really be "caught", at most accused of having inappropriate thoughts.
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>>38353675
Can I come with u to the magic show?

I'm actually a pretty slim guy, but my butt and thighs are far stronger and meatier than the rest of my body. I've got a powerful ass that is belied by my slight upper body.
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>>38353566
The sun is draining most days I feel. Have a good shower, I can't imagine doing it cold myself, it gets me too sensitive.
>Do you think reading for a long time would be so bad
Tonight yeah, I need my sleep or else I'll just be dumb and fall asleep in M's arms or something. I can't stay in and have my usual morning afternap tomorrow
>>38353675
That sounds cool, do you know her friends well? I hope it's fun.
>>38353695
>lego games
What games did you play? I like all the Lego Star Wars games, they're comfy
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>>38353856
I usually like the heat and will brave the sun in short bursts, but this summer is just plain evil
It was a nice shower, the cold water really soothed my skin and now I'm just lying in bed with some pajamas, very comfy and cool

Sleeping is for the weak, anyways, but having a nap with M sounds CUTE
I love to sleep with people...
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>>38353809
It would be great to have you along, man. We'll sing Always Sunny songs on the ride there unless you find that annoying. Come to the south if you want more EXTREME heat, cus it was pretty hot outside today.
Nice ass though.
>>38353856
Her "butt buddy" I'm very close with. Basically grew up together when my sister befriended her after a small fight when they were young. Everyone else is just a very nice aquaintance.
>Lego Star Wars games
Best co-op game experience I ever had. Nice tastes, Ella.
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>>38353809
>I'm actually a pretty slim guy, but my butt and thighs are far stronger and meatier than the rest of my body. I've got a powerful ass that is belied by my slight upper body.
Are you me?
>>38353856
I played the first harry potter lego game, there's a second one covering books 5 to 7. We've played lego pirates of the caribbean before, I'm not sure if we even have the lego star wars games. Maybe I should give them a try.
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>>38353910
>I love to sleep with people...
I'm sure you'll find someone to cuddle up to eventually, what about your family?
>>38354001
A childhood friend sounds lovely. It's nice you get along with them, though I didn't expect any different since you're so nice yourself.
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>>38354088
I don't think I played any of the Harry Potter games, mostly Pirates of the Caribbean, the Lord of the Rings one and Star Wars. The Star Wars games are pretty old though
Are you the anon trying to date your cousin? How is it going?
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>>38354093
my family lives in america and I'm in canada
they are not the sort to want to sleep with me, anyways, but I'd sleep with my sister or mom if they asked

I like your attitude, though! You're right that I'll find a good cuddling candidate one of these days.
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>>38354216
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're confident about it and that goes a long way. It'll happen eventually with that attitude, right?
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>>38354208
>Are you the anon trying to date your cousin? How is it going?
Yup that's me. Am fellow dutchfag too. And it's going badly. I have a pretty decent relationship with her but I have no idea how I could ever really move things in the "right" direction. I'm shit at showing emotions anyways, and I'm rather uncomfertable with inimate stuff, though I'm trying to get over that last one and I think I'm getting somewhere, slowly. It doesn't help that I'm still a bit on the fence about whether loving her is even a remotely good idea.
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>>38354329
Don't be sorry! Honestly, I'm at the point in my life where I'm better apart from them. I'm happier and more productive when I'm focusing on myself.
My mom and sister really miss having me around, though, but I honestly feel bad visiting. I'd probably feel better if I went back with a girlfriend or something, a start of a new family of my very own.

It better happen eventually, though! I'm no good on my own for very long.
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>>38354093
She's really nice, although a bit brash sometimes. Still happy to have her in our lives. You're too kind though.
>>38354337
Ah, cloud Anon?
>intimate stuff
Yeah, it can get pretty awkward or uncomfortable. What's keeping you on the fence anyways?
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>>38354337
It sucks that you're trying to with your cousin as an adult. It's way harder than if you were still a teenager. When I started banging my cousin we were 14 so we didn't really think about consequences. I feel like as an adult that's probably all you can think of.
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>>38354337
I get not knowing how to progress. It seems like she enjoys being around you as a person at least, maybe asking her to go out in a non-date way would help break the ice. I don't know, I'm bad at advice.
>I'm still a bit on the fence about whether loving her is even a remotely good idea
Love isn't a choice, I know that much. If you genuinely care for her in a romantic way then it's worth trying that angle. I don't think cousins having a relationship is that weird.
>>38354445
Well, it's a good time to start looking
>>38354500
I'm glad you get to have her around too

I'm feeling more sleepy now so I might tuck in suddenly, goodnight in advance
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>>38354500
>What's keeping you on the fence anyways?
Cloud anon is me yeah. I am really close to her side of the family, I stay at her place now and I wouldn't want to mess this up, I have few enough people around me as is. It also doesn't help that I'm an adult and I think about consequences a lot, , like this anon said :>>38354510, but she's technically not really an adult yet so... yeah. kill me, I never wanted to become that guy
>>38354612
I don't even know how to ask her on a "non-date" without it being obvious as fuck. We hang out at home and we went to a couple things to gether but that was always with other family being there as well, never really just us. People in our family make sexually tinted jokes about us sometimes and we always get akward when it happends but if they'd ever hear me asking her to go out with me and it just being the two of us we'd never hear the end of it.
Also, I'm not really sure how much she really likes me. She used to appear more into me then she's now but she was a pretty hormonal teenager not too long ago so a lot of her actions should maybe be viewed in the light of her wanting male attention rather then actually liking me.
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>>38354873
>technically not an adult
Yeah, I can sense why consequences would be one of your main worries. Especially if the person is younger and not even an adult. There's always fear of being viewed as pushing the younger person into the relationship.
You two get along, right? Even if you're unsure if she actually liked you (and I mean this as a cousin) I'm sure you'll be able to just ask her out on a non-date.
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>when you sister asks you if you want to have a threesome with her and her friend

Welp, I guess these stupid threads are worth something
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How is everyone doin tonight
I just had a bit of some nap, very nice experience
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>>38354001
Best Always Sunny song
https://youtu.be/E_NiQnH93yc
>>38356202
I'm alright, spent the night with k, practically spent the night laying on him while he pet me
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>>38357026
I have these songs stuck in my head all of the time, they're perfect

That sounds like a great night! I've been in a cuddly mood so it makes me happy to hear
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>>38307518
Lol, I was around in the beginning of these threads and then fucked off for a few months. I knew that Pat guy was fucking fake and gay. Who else was fake?
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>>38356202
I GOT THE DOODLE BUG! My sister is fast asleep surprisingly early, so I guess I'll stay up to finish some things up.
>>38357026
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0V784AiYtG8
My sister has that on her phone. Can't help but sing with it. Second the list is the Paddys' Pub song.
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>>38357077
I like cuddling with him, but sometimes when he plays with my cheeks I'm stuck between mad, comfy, and a little turned on
>>38357210
I'd never go to the extent of having it in my phone, so I commend her for her commitment
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>>38357805
How often do the feelings of "mad" and "a little turned on" overlap for you?
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>>38357805
>little turned on
Always finds a way to sneak itself in I guess. Still glad you were kept busy at least.
Eh, the episode is just too good that not having it would be a big shame. Haven't seen the recent season, but damn if it isn't a show I can't stop watching.
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>>38358039
I guess more often than you'd think
>>38358108
Sometimes when I'm eating alone I put on episodes from Netflix
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My twin sister and I still sometimes sleep in the same bed even though we're 21 now.
Any other twins do this?
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>>38358506
I was thinking it was pretty often, anyways.

>>38358108
What are you drawing tonight, buddy?
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>>38358506
Usually have Malcolm in the Middle playing when I'm eating. The show is timeless.
>>38358544
I don't have a twin, but I sleep in the same bed as my sister.
>>38358608
Kissy wanted Walder and Jade from GBF. So I'm gonna get that done tonight and get to work on Protective's request. Hope he pops up soon when I finish it.
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>>38358544
I hear that's really common with twins even when they're adults.
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>>38358608
I guess, relative to most people's overlaps
>>38358764
Never actually watched it, I'll get around to it
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>>38358929
Huh, I'm surprised. It's a really great show that I never get tired of watching. Especially if it's an Otto episode since he reminds me a lot of my own boss sometimes.
Seriously, I recommend it. We can never skip over the intro or sing along to it as dumb as that sounds.
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>>38359151
I'll give it a whirl soon, for now I'm making progress in my playthrough
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>>38301520
i dream of sniffing some girls clothes... doesnt matter what, girls just smell good and they all smell that way and i really really really find it hot
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>>38359448
What are you getting through at the moment? I'm basically falling behind every game that's been released these past few months.
Even bought Far Cry 3 from the recommendation from that dad Anon (Which I hope his kid loved the car gift) since he told me about the sale going on for it.
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>>38299544
im sorry i guess i didnt lurk enough... mind filling me in on this? Its peaked my interest and my penis and both need a resolution
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>>38359623
Far Cry 3 was great, I'm playing New Vegas right now, going pretty smoothly
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>>38359845
Where are you at in the game?

I'm playin some more prey, desperately trying to find metal so I can craft more bullets.
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>>38359970
Just blew up the bunker under the Fort for my Legion playthrough
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>>38360026
What's the coolest weapon you've picked up so far?
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>>38361116
I'm just skipping any non Legion shit right now, I always make sure to steal That Gun though
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Probably won't be up later to bump, so I'll do it now
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Do I sleep early tonight or not?

"early" as in before 3am..
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>>38362173
Go to bed before 3 am dude, otherwise your sister won't be able to contact you in the morning if she wants, mine is a sweetheart that send me these messages when she left on a holiday. It's just some "i love you" back and forth in dutch basically. I trust you know how to use google translate if you really want to know what we said exactly.
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>>38362375
My sister isn't gonna do anything like that, and that's okay
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>>38362489
Okay, goodnight everyone!
I love u guys
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A bump and stuff
I hope everyone is doing well, I went out and had breakfast/lunch with M which was okay, though the weather was kind of shitty.
I definitely stayed up too late because I started dozing off at the table, at least she was understanding.
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>>38363648
Cute! I really like the idea of you two walking through the city holding hands.
Don't have much planned myself today, somehow I'm not migrainey yet so I'll be enjoying that for as long as I can, maybe go for a swim or just read in the garden, throw my sister in the pool, the usual.
I fell asleep at barely 2am last night without even noodling, somehow flying really exhausts me.
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>>38363720
I'm sure you do. We still get giddy about it and do stuff like pull each other's hand, the "spark" of a new relationship hasn't really stopped yet. Glad you're still feeling okay.
>throw my sister in the pool
Please don't bully your pet octopus.
That's alright, I've calmed down a little on the spaghetti stirring. Tiredness from flying is pretty normal I feel.
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>>38363851
Like I said, super cute. Stay adorable, you two.
>please don't bully your pet octopus
It's not bullying if it's an octopus, they love water! Mine certainly does, she spends all day in there, my mom always said she'll be the first girl to evolve gills.
>calmed down on the spaghetti stirring
So only three times? You're such a casual Ella.
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>>38364089
I bet you and your nee-san are cuter though
>she spends all day in there
Is she super wrinkly when she slithers into your bed? That's kind of scary.
Being around swimmable water makes me really nervous myself.
>only three times
Oh no more than that, since Monday maybe eight or so. Basically every morning and night. It's a step down from like 20 in one week.
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>>38364249
She's usually not that wrinkly anymore when she gets to bed but sometimes she slithers up to me straight from the pool, rising out of it like the Swamp Monster and rubbing her slippery body all over me, it's gross as heck and she does it specifically because I don't like it. Ah, the joys of siblings.
>since Monday maybe eight or so
I meant three a day. Caaasual.
Just kidding. I haven't really been doing it much either because busy, and then migraines with flying and whatnot. But oh well. I'm sure it'll pick up again.

Also W-what's 9S gonna do with his fingers there?
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>>38364350
I mean she's complained about your slippery shower hugs before, right? It's only fair. Younger sisters are the worst little devils sometimes.
>Caaasual
Yeah well at least I'm not addicted yet
I'm sure we'll both have enough time for more ice creaming later
>W-what's 9S gonna do with his fingers there?
Routine maintenance of course
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>>38364584
Yeah, although her argument goes that hugging people at the pool is perfectly acceptable whereas only 'really gay people' would hug someone coming straight from the shower.
But yeah they're definitely devils. But cute devils.
>not addicted yet
We'll see. My parents are having guests tonight so I'll just stay up in my room and probably spend some time with myself.
>routine maintenance
That's what the kids are calling it these days?
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>>38364769
>only 'really gay people' would hug someone coming straight from the shower
I don't remember the last time I hugged someone straight out of the shower so she might be onto something there
>I'll just stay up in my room and probably spend some time with myself
Have fun, is your sister also going to lock herself in?
Speaking of tonight M talked about maybe coming over, but nothing's set in stone.
>That's what the kids are calling it these days?
For all we know, androids might not have the right equipment.
But they can have brain sex and hold hands
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Bump time for today
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>>38364945
Because you're so very straight, right.
I'm not sure, my imouto might have to talk to them because they're parents of a friend of hers. But she'll probably flee and lock herself in after a while.

Also I just bricked my phone, gg.
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>>38365707
Well, the joke's that I'm at least straighter than you.
Whatever your imouto does, you'd better avoid getting caught with the noodle. Or don't, you know. Might be funny.
>Also I just bricked my phone
That sucks, what happened?
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>>38340562
>if only arthur was nice to his sister

I still am not getting the joke from the OP image.
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>>38298720
lol. This place is still gold
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fuck your sister
originaleeae
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Someone who hasn't made a new thread before make one it isn't hard
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>>38365844
Most people are straighter than me, that's not an achievement. And you're well on your way towards gayness anyway.
Yeah no, getting caught noodling isn't really up on my list of things I'd like to ever see happening.

Honestly no idea. I had dropped it like two weeks ago but apart from a cracked screen it worked fine. And today it suddenly just stops. Nothing works, hard reset etc, screen just stays black and it doesn't show any sign of reacting. Sucks.
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New thread >>38366294

Kirino dump edition
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>>38316951
>Or how she asks for messages way too often, which can easily stretch from twenty to thirty minutes. Now, I'm trying to ween her off tickles and massages, while at the same time, trying to normalize kissing.
so are we just gonna ignore this post, or..?
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I hugged my sister and she thought I was preparing to kill myself because I've never hugged her since we were kids and I hate touching people and I'm depressive most of the time

now I think she's calling mom

what do
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