times you were /CHAD/ >be overwieght autist >go to massachusettes

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times you were /CHAD/

>be overwieght autist
>go to massachusettes prep school
>one girl there is ur stereotypical edgelord attnwhore slut. drinks energy drinks and passes out, sucks 5 cocks a semester, alludes to bieng abused by her dad but then loving him typical fedora tier stuff.
>be her cuck friendzone loser pal
>make out like 4 times over the course of sophmore year she is dating all my friends
>go on rafting trip one year
>she goes
>we alone at night she straight tells me "im horney your disgusting but since you want to fuck me so bad nows ur chance"
>im not going for it.
>become devish
>finger her puss its mad nast
>stretch as hard i can can
>rip her ripped twater

roastiies btfo