How would you improve him, /r9k/? He's beyond hope, but

>>38296137
>Bulk him up
>Build up his neck and shoulders.
>Tan
>Tell him to try and squint his eyes more.
>Different hair cut or shave it off.
>Wear a hat.
>Fitted t shirt.

He's fine the way he is. Fuck off back to /soc/ OP

He needs no improvement because he's 6'4". He's a pussy magnet. I know because /r9k/ wouldn't lie to me about height being the one and only thing that matters.

>>38296195
Hi Black ops beta, fancy seeing you here?

Take our advice you ugly cunt

>>38296137
>black ops
This normie should go fuck sone fps poser slut. Real robots play only Mobas; fact.

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>>38296166
You can't lift your shoulders broader. And your solutions wouldn't fix his ugly face.

>>38296233
You're kidding yourself if you think women won't fuck your pic related just because he has narrow shoulders you daft cunt

>>38296137
Plastic surgery is his only hope

>>38296278
>354x473
plastic surgery is haram

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So I added Tom Cruise Last Samurai hair, an improvement already?

Let me know what else I need to do

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>>38296137

There I fixed him.
He's actually not that bad honestly.
Hair transplant, jaw alignment/corrective surgery
Get a tan, gain more weight
Boom he's suddenly normie

His features are pretty decent
I didn't even have to edit the photo much desu

>>38296431
Good improvement, the small weight gain actually made him seem somewhat normal

good job anon

>>38296431
give him a bit of stubble>>38296424

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>>38296578
>>38296137

Went ahead and gave him a 5 o clock shadow

Goes to show that a lot of the time what makes you look bad is hair/fashion/weight/tan/skin problems which are all fixable with some effort.

>>38296643
Shorter neck, and more toned and he would look decent desu
Only one of those can be done naturally tho

You're good at photoshop

>>38296643
hair, facial hair and healthy bodyweight make a lot of difference, he is at the very least average now

>>38296704

Thanks man.

I m kinda robot myself. Was the kid who wore knee long socks and virgin shorts and get laughed at all the time.

Then I made it a point to learn about fashion and style and now some normies actually find me cool, at least looks wise.

Now I can look at someone's picture and instantly be able to tell how to improve it.

The neck thing is easily fixed with some clever fashion. Wear scarf,collared clothes, jacket to take attention away from his long neck

If youre a robot reading this thread its srsly very helpful to learn these things. i used to laugh at it for being normie shit before i realised its value

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>>38296251
Sure sure genetics don't matter lol

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How would you improve him?

>>38297150
Why would you want to improve a perfect 8/10?

>>38297150
I wouldn't.
He's objectively a 9/10

>>38297150
By getting him a gf

I'd tell him to stop giving a shit about other's opinions. To me,I can picture him as lead singer of some band,making pop music but with a passion. He has the look,now all he needs is the attitude.

>>38296826
This one also has a far uglier face and wide as fuck hips
Previous pic's only problem are narrowish shoulders

>>38297212
I'm literally crying right now, you're such a good joker anon!

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>>38297212
>I can picture him as lead singer of some band

Holy fuck this is bait right?

>>38296431
Having thick hair helps a lot, I have a baby hairline but thin hair diffusely and it downgrades me one point at least

>>38297150
Thick, lucious hair

Beautiful green eyes

full manly beard

What's there to improve?

He's a solid 9/10 slayer

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>>38296137
Shave facial hair and entire body except for head
Eat as little as possible
Go on HRT
Practice using female voice
Use a buttplug and dildo.
There fixed.

>>38297295
Of course not, Anon.
He looks just the part, now all he has to do is to just be himself :^)

>>38297295
Yea...not exactly this guy,but this music.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Jenkins

https://youtu.be/tC1NR7AL_9s

Third Eye Blind-Semi Charmed Life.

Listen to the song and you too can picture him doing the crooning. Why not? Ever get a good look at Mic Jagger? He looks like someone hit him in the face with a frying pan,but onstage,he transforms. That's the secret:attitude. Walk through life like you have somewhere to go and people will back out of your way,and wonder where you're going to.

>>38297468
>Dick size doesn't matter. It's all about the motion of the ocean!
>Who me? I've got an 8 inch dick lol, see ya my gf is calling
Sigh

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>>38297510
jagger is chad as fuck you retarded mongoloid

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>>38297510
You compared that goblin with picrelated, i seriosly hope you're baiting right now.

>>38297574
Not That Guy,but singing that sort if music,Mr. Reading Comprehension. The op pic reminds me of dozens of MTV videos I've seen,although I couldn't name one at gunpoint. T'ain't important,anyhow. Its the stage that transforms the geek into the star. Or if you lack that talwnt,let the mindset of having it carry you through life.

Yes,Mick is a Chad. A Chad grouper fish.

>>38296195
GIRL YOU'RE AMAZING
JUST THE WAY YOU AAARE

>>38297150
Nuke /r9k/ from orbit

>>38297150

you're normal looking fuck off

Lefort 3
orbital box osteotomy
zygoma sandwich osteotomy
blepharoplasty
forehead reconstruction
temple implants
buccal fat removal
custom cheek extending into zygoma implants
custom wrap around jaw implant
tan
hairline lowering via transplants

100k +

>>38296137
Simple. Send him to Korea and Give him eyelid surgery and jaw extension, then straighten out his facial features since they look slightly lopsided, but that might just be the sun. Tanning bed for a bronze tan and roids to bulk. With a year of roiding and bulking he'd look so much better.

>>38298248
no thats fucking retarded

>>38298185
this anon gets it

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>>38296137
If he really tried as hard as he can he could pull off a look almost like this

>>38296137
There's only two problem areas
Shit hair
Unusually long neck

The first can be fixed pretty easily just by getting a buzzcut.
The second is harder to fix, but wearing a scarf / neckerchief would help

>>38296826
lol look at that nigga's neck

he'd be like a giraffe without those fucked up traps

would bet that his neck is the exact reason he started lifting that much

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>>38296137
Improved by 47%.

I did the best I could.

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>>38296137
>shave goddamned virgin mustache
>brush teeth every day
>take shower every day
>do cardio every day
>read good books instead of retarded vidya
>do math instead of absorbing retarded soc media
>discovery new hobbies
>buy good clothes
>find comfy friends
Whatever.

>>38297150
Have mods permaban everyone who posts him here

>>38296137
so much can be achieved from a haircut. Something like a david scwhimmer style could look ok but his hair just seems to be a really weird shape

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>>38296137
>How would you improve him, /r9k/?

fixed

>>38296137

Time machine and beat the parents for practicing bad viriculture

Then beat you for believing his problem is genetic

>>38299584

end result is >>38299212 and satisfaction of beating

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He needs to bulk up and get a better haircut.

>>38298438
honestly that makes him looke better

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>>38296137
>>38296424
>>38296431
>>38296643
every single fix includes giving him thick and nice full head of hair and a stubble

meanwhile i'm going bald and can't grow any facial hair at all
>tfw cant improve

>>38301333
GO star in a porno they luv bald dudes cuz they generic af

>>38301333

What do you look like? Thick hair/stubble doesn't work on all face shapes

Also you can always wear a hat/beanie/hoodie/headband/spectacles etc. to draw attention away from your hair

>>38297956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I

>>38302573
>Thick hair doesn't work on all face shapes
The fuck? Yes it does. Specific hairstyles do not work on all face shapes, but "thick hair" isn't a hairstyle.