>suddenly remember that one time in grade 2 when some girl

>>38291271
my hoe

>>38291271
lel, surprisingly, it didn't take too long to google

https://canpoetry.library.utoronto.ca/lee/poem7.htm

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>>38290924
>I was in first grade
>girl moved into neighborhood, second grade
>had family issues and came over to my house any time she could to avoid it
>we played all the time and she liked me, I didn't really understand because I was a retarded 6 year old
>eventually moved away, hugged me on the last day and said she loved me

>>38290924
Be me
Be like 4
Go to 4th of July show
Eat grass because I was a retard
Go home
Shit out brown grass

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>Really young, can't exactly remember how young.
>Up north visiting my grandparents and family.
>I cannot remember what the context of the situation was, be it something I heard from an old movie grandpa was probably watching, or something I just made up on the spot- but I started to declare to the entire household "I want to go to Buffalo in a box!"
>Implying Buffalo, NY- which I probably had no idea what that was at the time.
>Stalwart in my demands.
>I started to become legitimately distressed over the matter- I wanted to go to Buffalo, and it absolutely needed to be in a box.
>Family had no idea how to alleviate this situation.
>As I have been told, it is believed that they eventually found a large cardboard box wrote "To Buffalo" on the side or something.
>I climbed in the box, and sat in it.
>I was "sent" to Buffalo.

>Last day of 4th grade
>Have Ice Cream party in the last hour
>>Throw up pink vomit all over the wall at home
Tasted like strawberries

>>38292024
Welcome to Buffalo

>>38290924
when I was a kid all the girls and boys would play kiss chasing and I wasn't allowed to play lol

>>38292024
how did you poop? were you given trailmix?

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>Be my
>Be 5
>At store
>With Dad
>Waiting in line at pharmacy
>Bored
>Spin in circles
>Try to surprise Dad by hugging him
>Hug Dad
>Thats not Dad
>Dad ahead in line
>Surprised other guy instead
>Tell him I'm sorry
>He says its no problem
>We all laugh

>>38292244

The need to go to Buffalo, Anon, trumps all other necessary bodily functions, including eating and relieving oneself.