It's my birthday today and I received this out of the blue.

yeh

originaldo

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Tfw your deadbeat dad you haven't seen since you were 7 calls you to say he is dying from lung cancer.

rip you lmaoooooo

>>38285186
It's my birthday today too anon! Happy birthday! I spent the day with my mum and dad and they threw me a small party. I hope yours was good.

>>38285186
Happy birthday! I hope you have a good rest of the week.

>>38285186
If you need to ask, then the answer is no my dude.

wtf is Dade?

>>38285186
Happy birthday anon! I hope the rest of your day goes okay.

>>38286180
I'm assuming its a corruption of "dad"

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>>38285186
>>38286129
Happy birthday to you too, guys. Twenty-one this year. I woke up immediately feeling appreciated and loved; it's been a great experience today. I don't really want to go out, but I'm going to anyways so I don't disappoint my parents or make them sad. Have you guys been eating well? I sure have!

>>38285227
God, I cannot wait until the day I find out my piece of shit deadbeat dad is dying. I hope he tries to reach out to me in order to make amends or get into heaven by giving me some half-assed apology so I can spit in his self-serving face.