*sees you walking down the dirt road, hoping to apply*

Howdy, boss. Got use fer a extra set of hands and a strong back?

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>>38283679
("Remember what I told ya, Champ...")

>>38283693
>my handshake, while firm and reassuring, lacks the calluses that would clinch the deal.
>"I can speak a little Spanish, if that'd help around here"
>Hopefully it's enough.