I decided to get a haircut tomorrow! What does /r9k/ recommend?

>>38280216
A mullet.

>>38280216
>Keep the shape, thin it out and X inches off the length
In and out in less than 10 minutes and no time for the hairdresser to start any awkward conversations.
And you don't need to go back for another 3 months or so

>>38280216
What are they doing to that cat?

>>38280216
Shaved it off. Every part of your body.

>>38280338
Obviously, they're dressing it in a poncho and forcing it to be happy

>>38280216
if you have straight air anything will look good but in general regarldess of texture you want short on sides long on top, run wit hthat as far as you want

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>>38280330
NO, please. NOT LIKE THIS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO00OOOOOOOH!!!

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>>38280216
pic related. It's fashionable and clean, it also gives you bonus points in the nat-soc community.