*takes his coffee break just as he sees you walking into the store to apply*
*attempts to stand straight*
*looks you in the eyes for 0.5 seconds*
H-hello sir
*stretches out sweaty hand to attempt a handshake*
I-I'm l-l-l-looking for a j-job, sir
>>38278164
P PLEASE JUST SHAKE MY HAND MY FATHER IS WAITING IN THE CAR AND I HAVE AT LEAST 10 MORE STOPS TO MAKE
>>38278206
*shakes hand*
(Wow, what a lousy handshake this kid has. Not even worth taking time out of my coffee break to give this kid the time of day.)
>>38278240
*honks impatiently*
>>38278240
Not so fast there kidd-o
I am a big fan of both of these memes. Great to see them combine
>>38278267
Sorry officer do you take bribes
*Wink* *wink*
>>38278291
Agreed. They complement each other's strengths and balance out each other's weaknesses. This is, overall, a very good meme thread.
>>38278267
PLEASE OFFICER LET ME LEAVE
>>38278294
Is that what I think it is?
Take a seat, right over there.
>>38278164
*sit quietly until you finish your coffee*
>Monday
>Sperg comes into my store and stutters that he wants a fucking job
>Weak af handshake
>Can see his dad waiting in the car outside
>All this before I've finished my coffee
OUT NOW
>>38278251
HOLD ON DAAAAAD IM WAITING FOR MR. SHEKELBERG TO FINISH HIS COFFEE
>>38278267
NOT AGAIN FUCK
>>38278164
*stands straight up to the point of overflexing his spine*
*gives him a wide-eyed, unblinking stare*
HELLO MAY I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
*gives him an autistic full-strength handshake*
WHEN CAN I START
>>38278713
"Meh. Come back after I've finished my second coffee."
>>38278734
How did this even become a meme
>>38278734
LETS DISCUSS MY EMPLOYMENT OVER A CUP OF COFFEE
I ALSO LIKE COFFEE
good meme thread keep it up
>>38278821
Dude, wait out in the car. Dad said it's my turn to try and get a job...
>>38278734
Hello, sir... I'll give you a handshake, but I should finish my coffee first...
thought this was s4s
WHOA THERE IS THAT SOME COFFEE YOU'RE DRINKING
I MEAN I REALLY GET YA MAN I NEED MY #CAFFEINE IN THE MORNING TOO WHAT A SIMPLY EPIC STIMULANT
Chase him into the break room and forcibly shake his hand unless you want to disappoint your father.
If you want job, young wagie-kun, then firat you must find the job in you. Until then, you must not disturb me whilst I seek nirvana from this concuction of elixir.
>>38278164
GREETINGS FELLOW SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR. MY NAME IS BATTLE BROTHER
DARATOS PHORION. I HAVE COME HERE TO SEEK A OCCUPATION TO ROOT OUT ANY HERESY AT YOUR RESTAURANT. SLANEESHI PRESENCE IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH
>He smiles underneath his helmet and does a hand-crushing handshake
WILL YOU OFFER ME THE OCCUPATION, SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR. MY CHAPTER MASTER IS WAITING IN HIS LAND RAIDER WITH MY FELLOW BATTLE BROTHERS TO APPLY HERE.
Come on champ it's a very simple 4 stage process
1) ask for the manager
2) FIRM handshake
3) tell him you want the job
4) turn up at 9am next Monday
I'll be waiting in the car
The coffee meme is forced and im one of the biggest NEETfags there is.
>>38279174
Yeah forced by normies
>>38279174
You mean biggest normalfag?
>>38278164
*sips* ah yes that's the shit esee.
>>38278164
Thissight is always hilarious.
any job you can do, ehehehe, we can do cheaper...
why buy American when slave labor available?
hehehehe.... soon, soon... *sips coffee while conspiring*
>>38279021
is that an amiibo
>>38278164
Whuy hULLO there gooood friendoo... enjooying yoour coofee tooo oie see.
I fucking live for these threads
Has anyone here ever actually asked for the manager and given him a firm handshake? I got a job interview for a 20k/starting sales position doing this (with no degree), but about a week later he called me saying he thought I did great in the interview but he needs someone with more experience.
>>38280810
Gotta shake that hand firmer, big guy.
>>38280810
yes. got told to go apply online 3 times, 1 time they gave me a paper application which I filled out in the store. never got an interview.
>>38282009
"Then you keep showing up, speaking with managers, and shaking hands, son. Three simple steps! Didn't raise a quitter."
>>38282032
i did eventually get a job by applying online first, then giving the manager a firm handshake at my interview.
>>38282138
"That-a-boy, Champ."
>>38282164
What does a champ do after getting the job? What's next?
>>38282223
"Go to work, Shinji."
>>38278206
>Walk into store
>Death stare manager, never blinking
>Crush bones in his hand during the handshake
>Tell him the jobs mine and I'll start tomorrow
>Already got a raise