>Oh hi, you must be Anon! Nice to meet you! I'll tell you a bit about myself first to make things less awkward. I graduated from Columbia last summer with an Economics degree and now work in the Emerging Markets Bonds division of Morgan Stanley. In college I was president of my Sorority, secretary and vice captain of the D1 lacrosse team, and a national debater.
>Now in my spare time I arrange events for the Manhattan Women Succeeding In Finance Network, volunteer to teach programming in inner city schools, sail, and run marathons for charity. What about you? What university did you go to?
>Oh... I didn't know that state had a Northern state university... Yeah, I guess it was cheaper... What job do you do?
>Oh... Well, what do you do in your spare time?
>Oh cool! You mean as part of a club or side business? No...
>Well... Oops, there's my phone, I have a 2:15... yeah, on a Sunday! Nice meeting you, so sorry we had to cut this short!
Don't feel bad anon, you were just a way for her to humble brag cause her barren womb was feeling extra heavy that day
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>Don't feel bad anon, you were just a way for her to humble brag cause her barren womb was feeling extra heavy that day
Hahahahahaha this, I cant wait until all these turboroasties kill themselves
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This is actually pretty well written, did you write it yourself ?
a woman who looks like that wouldnt even speak to me,
unless i paid her $300 LOL