they better have saved the damn pizza as evidence. They kept

>>38275013
Why do you care if they preserve it? I'm pretty sure a corpse has higher priority than pizza that was thrown at someone.

>>38275067
you have to keep the weapon. if someone murderered someone with a slice of pizza you wouldn't just throw it away you have to catalog it.

>>38275074
Pizza isn't a weapon, they don't need to keep the pizza anyways because that article clearly states they have footage of the incident. And you can't murder someone with pizza. Also the guy should just get a littering ticket, not an assault charge.

>>38275106
If you can assault someone with it, it's a weapon.

>>38275133
The guy wasn't assaulted.

>>38275106
BAN ASSAULT PIZZA

>>38275074
>you wouldn't just throw it away
What a waste of good pizza that would be. I would eat it.

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>>38275653
>eating assault pizza

okay mister deathwish

>>38275013
Take the guns away and people will resort to making weapons out of everything. You can't ban pizza.

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>>38275670
At least it's not nuclear pizza.

>>38275681
>You can't ban pizza.
This confuses the tumblr whale. On one fat hand it's an assault weapon, on the other fat hand it's your genetics and would be like banning a family member.

Any unwanted, intentional physical contact (or even threatening it) is assault where I live.

The pizza slice would likely be phorographed and discarded.

t. cop