I turn 29 today. I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin.
Heppy drthdapy
Thats a good anime picture anon.
Im lonely too but anime girl always manage to make me feel good
>>38272276
>kissless hugless handholdless
Stop adding these stupid qualifiers, virgins. No one cares.
>>38272276
Fuck, I would just get an escort at that point.
>>38272276
One more year and you'll be a wizard. Congrats annon!
>>38272306
You don't belong here.
Go back to riddit or jewbook where you belong.
Happy birthday Anon.
>>38272276
Okay... What do you want bro?
Is there any purpose to your thread?
I mean, are you seriously that pathetic that you want strangers on the internet to wish you a happy birthday?
Go fuck yourself you old piece of shit hope the mods ban you for this
>>38272306
They're not stupid, they give information on your powerlevel and the potential chances of escaping permavirginity. There's a world of differerence between some normie who got a handjob here and there and made out with girls at parties and a true khhv that no one even wants to look at.
what does a gorl smell like
Remaining a khhv that long is quite a accomplishment actually. You have to actively be repelling the puss y to reach this stage.
>>38272276
Do you want me to be your birthday present?
I can dress up like a girl for you.
But I will be far from passable anonkun
>>38272276
Happy birthday anon! Good luck becoming a wizard
>>38272354
>escaping permavirginity
You should set your priorities straight and get a fucking good job first.
There are sites where you can better spend your time planning out your future.
Losing your virginity means nothing you'll still be a loser to the rest of the world.
>>38272276
Happy birthday anon, I'm right there with you, Turning 26 in august still a kissless, friendless and handholdless virgin.It never gets easier does it?
>>38272276
I just turned 19 about four hours ago and I'm also a kissless hugless handholdless virgin.
Should I just pay for a prostitute already and get it over with?
>>38272536
Yes. Then go fix the rest of your life.
>>38272536
yeah it'll get your confidence up I'm assuming. Also no kissing and ffs wear a namebrand condom.
>>38272422
Lol, there are plenty of stupid losers here with a great and well paying job that still can't get laid or get gf.
>>38272276
Happy Birthday anon, I turn 29 next week
Although, I'm
>5'5
>not a virgin and I have a gf
>>38272300
Thanks anominoose
>>38272302
I'm trying to revive my love for anime these days.
>>38272306
You seem angry. I wonder why?
>>38272308
For what purpose? I don't really care about sex anymore.
>>38272331
Thanks.
>>38272341
I am that pathetic, or maybe I want to warn younger users about the future, or maybe I just want to find people I can relate to and there's no place where you'll find virgins my age on the internet. Wizardchan is 95% roleplaying 16 years old kids.
>>38272368
Not really anon, you just have to be short and ugly. And even if people like you and you can make some friends, no one will fuck you or perceive you as a potential romantic interest.
>>38272389
I don't think it works like that, anon, but thanks.
>>38272398
Oh I will definitely become one, unless I die during this year.
>>38272422
I'm working on getting a better job. But you're delusional if you think it'll change anything in my case. I'll just have more money. That's it. I know a 55+ years old virgin who has a great job and isn't an antisocial loser.
>>38272481
It depends on the cards you've been dealt. If it's all in your head you might try different options and see if one works. If you're just plain ugly and physically undesirable - and no I don't mean fat you idiots, I mean actually ugly, real ugly that isn't fixed by getting muscles or a new haircut or whatever dumb fucking shit you might be thinking now - it's way more difficult or totally hopeless.
>>38272536
If you have mental barriers, yes, definitely do it. It might help at your age.
>>38272276
Happy birthday I guess.
I'm34and the same.
>>38272276
Happy birthday anon, I hope things get better in teh future
>>38272639
Thank you for posting a picture of my very cute wife, Chihaya.
fuck off lukecis
Just one more year to wizardhood. Hope you make it.
>>38272276
>tfw your high school crush hugged you after not seeing you for 6 months
a-at least I got that much
>>38272630
Thanks anon.I'm 5'4" hehe
>>38272672
Impressive! Thanks.
>>38272698
They most likely won't. But thanks anyway.
>>38272705
Congratulations for having such a cute wife.
>>38272709
Who?
>>38272716
I will. It's not like I can easily dodge it.
>>38272720
Does it make you happy or does it make you suffer more?
>>38272276
Bumping your thread, old robots like you need more respect. Happy birthday friend, hope you have a nice day. Don't let the circumstances get to you.
>>38273340
Thanks anon. I'll try. Time goes by so fast.
>>38272276
Happy Birthday Anon, hope you have a good day and the rest of the year treats you ok, stay strong.
>>38272276
>This will be me in 4 years
No fuck you I want to be Chad it isnt fair
>>38272276
Same except I am 22
There is still hope for me right
>>38272422
>>38272606
aside from not being homeless and being unable to buy a girl a $5 lunch. perma virginity is more a matter of attitude and being afraid of girls.
I know fucking hobos near me that have Gfs
>>38273837
>perma virginity is more a matter of attitude and being afraid of girls.
HAHAHAHAHA.. do you actually believe that or are you trolling? Since the reddit invasion it's hard to tell.
>>38272276
From an autist who turned into normie just to become an autist again - you haven't missed anything. Life is a constant struggle and for people like us it's too alien to truly enjoy. Sex and social success will never give you as much happiness as a peace with yourself, which I never felt more abundant than in my NEET days. Become a wizard and reach the true enlightenment.
>>38273004
>Does it make you happy or does it make you suffer more?
I daydream about it a lot. It's nostalgic so kind of both, but at least I feel less lonely.
>>38273004
Yeah I also think things won't get better. They never get better.
>>38272276
What's holding you back from living life to the fullest, anon? Are you a fat fuck? Socially useless?
Cmon, OP, you can tell me...
Hey look its me 2 years in the future
Happy Birthday OP, I hope you have a nice, pleasant day doing the things that bring you joy and fulfillment.
bon anniversaire hak
>>38272276
happy bday anon. One year left for your wizards bachlor degree
>>38273662
Thanks.
>>38273684
Do you really want to be Chad?
>>38273823
There might be hope, but only you can know that.
>>38273837
Are they short and ugly?
>>38274043
Well I certainly know normies who got burned badly by relationships. That's a sort of red pill in a way : normies don't know what the fuck they're doing either.
>>38274180
That's surprising.
>>38274488
You can't count on it, at least.
>>38274545
I'm not fat and I'm not really antisocial, I'm just short, ugly and introverted.
>>38274583
I'm sorry anon.
>>38274676
Thank you anon. I'm going to buy a cake but for now I'm at the hospital, my infusion for this month was scheduled today, right now, the very day and hour I was born. Maybe it's a sign.
>>38274724
Merci!
>>38274821
Thanks.
>>38275194
Let's see that man bod, sempai. I wanna see what those sluts are missing out on
>>38275528
Nice try onee-chwan
>>38275685
And that's why no one wants you. Your boring and no fun. Get out of your shell anon, you have nothing to lose. Your pride has done nothing but build a bunker of loneliness
>>38272276
Happy Birthday my firedn!1 bvasvoamm Lm*kjillsselvf*
Hahaha you're a virgin faggot hahaha
>>38272276
It's prime time to kill yourself, faggot.
>>38275718
agree.
I never told anyone to man up. but This time... you come here utterin' the vastest loneeliness shit and stuff. Yet you don't even respect us. Fuck off, you are just whining. You probably even hadd kisses and hugs, probably even sex and to make it worse, the girl loved you! FUCK YOUUUUUU
>>38275194
>infusion
Why anon? You're not even that old.
>>38275777
Those digits speak for themselves
>>38272276
Would you like to have gay sex with anon?
It's time to get out of this thread anon, too much negavity there, it's not helping anybody!
Abort!
>>38275802
Crohn's disease.
>>38275892
What about love, anon?
>>38275929
Don't worry anon I'm not going to be sad because of some trolling.
>>38276091
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why dont you get a prositute op?
im 26 and i think im going to get a prostitute next month. honestly i think it has to be done. enough is enough, i need to lose my virginity experience sex
oh dear god the mess my life is in. i sincerely appologize for every thing ive done and every hurt feeling ive caused. i dont want to die just yet, please god help me and give me a second chance
>>38275718
Posting yourself is against the ruuuruuuus anon.
>>38272341
Fuck off Norman. Back to Jewbook with you.
Happy birthday anon. I am Chad. When I was in elementary school, a girl once sat on my hand without realizing it was there. I kept quiet and had my hand underneath her for a whole bus trip. If her pants weren't in the way and I knew about sex I could have fingered her. I regret being a retarded kid and not being able to finger her.
>>38274583
Same. Fuck this gay earth.
Getting hookers and being a suggardaddy are my only options.
I can't wait for humanity to die out.