DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING APP

>>38272206
Tinder is normie shit. Robots would be better off with something like OKCupid. My nerdy former roommate met his wife there.

This board is full of normies and chads which is why tinder threads even exist on arcanine

>>38272206
I'm sorry that happened to you
Originalio oregano

>>38272206
somebody post that pic that compares how women date to how men date, it shows that woemn date up while men date on their level.

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>>38272251
And I see them get matches all the time

I actually want to fucking kill myself right now my self esteem is so low. It has never been so low before, I actually think I might do it

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WHY CANT I JUST BE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

OP is a liar. He wants you to remain kissless virgins. Do not listen to him. Want to find a girl? It's easy with tinder.

Do I have a chance with tinder if I managed to sleep with 2 different coworkers within the same month? Asking for my dick

Get better pictures then

Source: got a 19 year old girlfriend off tinder and got some sweet teenage pussy for a bit

>>38272206
I had the opposite experience, OP. After a couple weeks of using it for a few minutes every few days, I managed to match with several people (and that was with a questionable profile and a single pic of myself). It was a pretty big confident booster, really.

>>38272719
holy shit why are people like this even here

i'm fucking sick of it

>>38272795
People who actually made a slight effort instead of wallowing in self-pity you mean?

when on one date with a chubby kinda cute girl from tinder. she's really into me only problem is that she's super feminist and started talking about consent and shit. I'm scared to even touch her now let alone have sex with her but at the same time I'm so lonely.

>>38272719
>>38272864
Literally only here so you can laugh at the rest of us and feel better about yourself, huh

>>38272951
What prevents you from doing the same? Oh, literally nothing.

Why would you put yourself through that? I have a Tinder account, but it's one with fake chad photos. When I'm bored I spend some time on it, interacting with girls that practically beg my fake persona to dick them to oblivion. If you make a real profile you will just get ignored.

>>38272991
What an idiot. Why not use your own pics and get laid? Even the ugly guy you used to catfish gets matches.

>able to get several matches a day
>dont have the energy to keep up a conversation in such a high stakes situation
>never contact any of them

>>38272206
Try using only photos taken of you showing your full body. This shows to your onlookers that you have self-confidence, especially if you're with a group not posing for a camera on the first one.
Make sure at least one of your photos has just you alone in it, though.
You don't want them swiping right for your friends

> shell out wagecuck coins to get premium tinder for october
> swipe thousands of times
> about a dozen matches
> maybe two bothered to respond to my best attempt at a witty, original opener
> the one time i got to practice some conversation, she unmatched abruptly mid-sentence

Yeah, it's better to give up than get your hopes up in this fucked up feminist shithole of a country

One thing it's useful for, though, is proving to "fembots" trying to raid /r9k/ that they could never understand what total, unavoidable loneliness is. Too lazy to head to the club/bar/party tonight and get piped by Tyrone? Just open tinder, lol

>>38272206
>If you have any respect for yourself DO NOT download Tinder.
But I don't have any respect for myself

>>38273001
Except the guy whose photos I used is not ugly, but a model

>>38272206
Yeah unless you are good looking it's fucking over, no chance on such apps. Better to just stay away from it because women there will vent their shit on you because chad didn't fuck her that day since he had other bitches.

I get 1-2 matches per week and I'm a 1/10 on a good day. I can't really think of anything to message them and when I do roughly 25% of them respond. I've gone on one date from there and it lesd to nothing. Its not as bad as OP makes it out to be, but its no life changer

t: 180cm/95kg

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>>38272206
>You will soon come to the realization that not even the ugliest women you swipe right on will find you attractive.
>He needed to use fucking tinder to figure this out.
I knew I wouldn't get any swipes so I didn't even bother downloading it. Just like going out in real life, no chance for the sub chads.

If you are a man, an average one, you just have to improve yourself a little and put a lot of numbers.

Let's say for a hundred right swipes you may get ten or fifteen matches and out of that you might or might not get to score with any of them, after the matching all depends on your game.

>>38272562
I used tinder for 16 months, only got 5 matches, only 1 replied

>>38272206
>tfw you get multiple matches but you don't like any of them
I am attractive. The real struggle is hating other people so much that you find no one else attractive.

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i get plenty of matches but not a single good conversation, it just feels awkward as fuck.

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>>38275900
Darya though

>he relies on basic bitch Tinder girls for sex

If you want sex, pay an escort. Straight to the point, many more options, and can fuck girls way out of your league.

>b-but muh emotions!

Being emotional will be your undoing.

>>38275900
A good number of those look like spambots

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>>38273027
same here
ffs I don't even get this anymore... I want to have a girlfriend but girls are so boring to talk to.

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>>38272206
But i get tons of matches

The only problem i have is figuring out what to say

Pic related one of my matches. Im suprised she hasnt unmatched me yet desu

tinder has probably 1 girl for 100 horny virgin males

>>38272206
I'm glad I got it, it helped me out. I wasn't sure if my problem was my looks or my mannerisms, now I know it's probably just my looks. I got 2 matches actually, messaged one and she never replied.

>>38272206
>download tinder because why not
>don't get matches straight away obviously
>switch settings to see what kind of straight guys are on it
>80% them are 9/10 at least
it was kind of depressing desu

>>38272206
/thread

oriignial commenetn

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>Go from obese to normal
>Think you look good now
>Try Tinder
>Still bottom percent of men
Feels fucking bad man.

>>38272971
>What prevents you from doing the same? Oh, literally nothing.
Nice solipsism.

By doesn't it liberate you from false hope?

The only reason I don't do this is because I don't have a Facebook account.

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>>38276218
Tinder verified what we already suspected. An average guy is as repulsive to women as a morbidly obese woman is to men. Think about how disgusted you are at the prospect of intimacy with pic related. Realize that is the exact same emotion women feel at the prospect of even being publically l associated with an average guy.

>>38272206
Isn't there supposed to be an algorithm in it where if you swipe too much you get put in the loser pile?

>>38272206
Tinder is designed around whores who just want sex with somebody other than their baby daddy.
Put a dick pic as your profile and you'll get way more matches, then when they come crawling for your dick send them a pic of your face to silence and embarrass them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSlDGkh_-jI

>>38275143
Here we go with the blatantly lying Bulgarian again.

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>install tinder
>read this
>delete tinder

women are shit

>>38276161
You're not seeing your competition, you're seeing gays by switching the setting.

>>38276424
I want to live in the timeline where what i said was a lie

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IT HAPPEND TO ME AND MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
DONT GET YOUR HEART BROKEN AND RAISE AWARNES

THOSE COLD BITCHES WILL AVOID NOT LIKE IN REAL LIFE
THOSE FUCKIN BITCHES WILL LOOK FOR THE PERFECT MALE AND END UP WITH FAKE PROFILES AND CATFISHES


DONT DO IT ROBOT

>install it
>get tons of matches
>all fine
>suddenly no matches

>>38272243
How bad is it that I even fail with okc? Not even one reply.

>>38276560
OKC is just a site infested with turbokikes. It's not even worth caring about.

There's little to no point keeping it in my area, too few girls of my type and probably much more permaright-swiping men.
I did have some success over the course of ~3 years, but not nearly enough compared to the trouble I went through.
Plus, I'm not really looking for one night stands anymore, and Tinder girls are rarely looking for anything serious.

>>38276578
>cant use tinder
>cant use okcupid

>>38276450
As long as you're not hideous you can get matches on tinder. You could easily get some too if you tried.

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Is "no hookups" a meme? Because whenever I try to make conversation with a new match, even when I don't overthink it, just ask about their major or some common interest, they respond a few times (with short comments) but never again after that, no actual date in place. I'm probably just boring, but I'm definitely not trying to make it obvious that I'd like to get my dick wet, which is supposedly what girls want despite being on Tinder.

>>38276610
Most online dating shit benefits the female more than anything. She doesn't have to put any effort into ignoring you as opposed to real life.
You would have better fucking luck on stupid shit like Omegle, Discord, Steam/game forums or even here.

>>38276639
You just dont get it do you Chad? If youre not Chad you might as well be hideous

I get more than enough matches and sometimes ladys even initiate.

however, the app really made me think less of women and normies as a whole.

didn't know that was possible.

>>38276639
The fuck is wrong with you? Obviously i already tried and i didn't get shit because i am short and ugly.

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>>38272313
I don't know if you're talking about this one or not. Would be cool cause I actually made this OC.

>>38276649

it gose like this

>opener
>compliment
>(optional) 5 lines of small talk
>let's meet for a coffee this week at this place


everything else dosen't work.


also. be prepared for the most boring dates of your life.
these people are terrible.

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>If you have any respect for yourself

>>38276649
"No hookups" means no hookups unless you're Chad

Even if she tells Chad she's not a DTF type of girl, she'll still be on her knees not even 30 minutes later

>>38276700

mojesh da mi stanesh lichnata kurva ako iskash seks tolkos

You guys are really shooting yourselves in the foot by writing more than one sentence in your bio. Nothing appears more autistic than someone trying to be well-spoken on a hookup app.

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>>38277426

This guy's write

I only put a sentence and started getting more matches, grills won't even look at your bio, so when they do what makes you think they want to read abook?

Got my gf off of Tinder a month ago, she's a virgin qt too!
chad-tier blackbot here

She still doesn't believe I'm a virgin too
Also she loves that I'm not a real nigga but look like a real nigga, only real niggas understand what I'm saying if you know what I'm saying.

>>38277493
you are a chad, it doesn't matter what you write in your bio

>>38272206
Thanks for the tips but I have zero real social media accounts like every true robot

I had a dating app addiction. I'm currently battling it. I would message any and every girl for sex. 1 out of ever 100 girl would agree but I get cold feet and delete my account only to make another one the next day.

Thankfully I'm overcoming this addiction.

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>>38272719
Hi david the pussy hunter

>>38277546


No noo man I'm nerdy as shit, I only look like a Chad at certain angles.

though my gf really can't explain why she swiped right for me, I can tell she really feels for me. >>38276720 this guys chart really explains it all.

P.s. We went on a x2 date last week with her best friend. Something tells me the other guy was a robot, if it's you Jim I'm really sorry I nick named you Slim-Jim and ruined your chances with Emily.

pp.s Emily told us after you left that she's not interested, so expect dry texts in the coming days.

>>38277670
What are you talking about? I am not even anglo-saxon. You must be confusing me with someone else.

>>38277546
He chose to be a Chad. You chose to be a loser.

>>38277748
I didn't choose my subhuman genes. They were forced on me.

>>38277860
You chose to not build a respectable life and to not give yourself desirable qualities.

>>38273136
Same here anon. Get decent amount of matches. Pick from even smaller pool of ones that aren't complete degenerates. I end up carrying the conversation cause girls literally have no idea how to hold one. Literally I ask them a question and they answer but don't reciprocate or follow up with a new one. And they are never up front about what they want.

>>38276016
Just say

Sicily!

Thank me later.

>>38278018
>not give yourself desirable qualities.
Yes that anon chose to not be tall, have a weak chin and a unibrow. That's exactly what happened.

>>38278018
I didn't choose shit, i inherited shit genes, mental and physical disease that went untreated because my family is dirt poor. Literally nothing i ever did mattered it was all sealed the moment i was created. My whole existence is a torture chamber made by a cruel god who wanted to have a laugh.

>>38277493
>That pic
Fucking kek, they're really not holding eachother.

>>38272206
I was a khv for 25 years and met my current gf on this app. Been dating for 5 months and ive blown my load in her 100s of times. Id be lying if i said i didnt miss being a single loser though. Keeping a gf is a shitload of work and sex is marginally better then jacking yourself off. Im probably gonna break it off soon cause weve stopped fucking all the time and now its just a constant drain on my time + resources with no real reward for me. She gets pretty mad and starts breaking shit when i even start to hint at that though so i gotta hide my valubles like laptop and tv ahead of time. Relationships are a meme, sex is a meme, just stay single and fuck escorts. Wish id done that instead.

>>38278406
Congratulation anon, I'm happy for you. I just want to say two things about that:
>sex is marginally better then jacking yourself off
The first thing is that it's on you to learn how to make sex better. Maybe see it as learning how to use her body as a masturbation device. You've had a decade and a half to figure out how to masturbate, and you're new at sex, so it's no wonder you're better at one than the other. Foreplay isn't just for the grill either, you benefit from it too.
Also, the pleasure of sex is (in my opinion) largely emotional, as opposed to just physical.
The connectedness you feel, the ego boost. Also the post-coital state, to me it feels almost like being high on weed. Not the mental state weed puts you in, but the physical sensation in your limbs that you get when you're being high. It's pretty nice.

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This person looks oddly familiar...
But yea.. dont use tinder shit sucks

>>38278140
There are people worse than you that had a shittier luck. That is how the world works.

>>38278698
And these people have even less chances to get laid than he does. What does that have to do with anything?

I was on tinder for a long time without any success, then I let my normie friend speak to the girls instead of me and he arranged a date that night with one then I met her and banged her

>>38278698
So what, how does that change anything about what i said? Sounds like you are running out of platitudes.

>Tinder doesn't work
>OkCupid doesn't work

Maybe I should just stop. I realize I have to work hard to improve my image just to get a girl and that's too much for me and it takes a long time. I want shit now.

>>38272206
tinder pretty much paid itself off for me

talked to girls all around the world with premium
got a handful of fuckbuddies
and one 1yr relationship
was nice desu. using it again just to talk to girls in my area because i moved, but im not going to date anymore.

>>38279125
This isn't a fast or fun fix but you should stop trying to date altogether
Stop trying to get others to like you and do things that help you like yourself
Once you like yourself you'll either get a relationship much easier or not care that you don't have a relationship yet

For me, I joined the military. Its just a personal goal of mine that really made me feel proud of myself.
It will prpbably be something else for you but you should figure out what and try it

>>38278090

Napoleon was 5'6 and born a poor fucking peasant on a backwards island and he conquered almost all of Europe.

You are a massive faggot LMAOing at ur life.

I was thinking about downloading tinder for a while but I would be too embarrassed if someone I knew were to see me on there. Also I don't want to make a normiebook to connect to it.

>>38279394
He was born in minor nobility you retarded fuck. And only lucked out because of the french revolution. And 5'6 was on the tall side back then.

>>38279394
Exactly, the dude was short so he had to conquer half of europe to even get laid.

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>>38279459
Most people have tried Tinder, it's no biggie. I came across a bunch of people I know.

What really posts my pepes though is the fact that girls you know are talking to a bunch of Chads.

>>38279048
>>38279084

It changes nothingg. My point is that the wofld isnt just and anyone can find someone else that has something that the former has.

>>38279958
that the former lacks*

We are all in the same boat.

>>38277619
Just tried this, got nudes in less than 5 minutes of initiating conversation

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The standards of our current society are pretty high and sexual freedom is at its peak more than ever, I literally know friends from high school that used to fuck at the age of 15 and most guys I know now fuck at least 1 time per week.

When I join conversation the topic is always pussies, dates and fb/ig lurking, but being a robot it's so uncomfortable for me to hold conversation and tell my opinion, I feel unique so alienate myself.

But there is place on earth, where about 50% of the people are robots like me, they live in high tech, advanced culture with many achievement, it's Japan of course.
I wonder if Japan is the epitome of future societies with high intelligent people, people that don't care for roasties and have more productive shits to do than wasting their time on dating apps or social media idiolizing pussies.

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You can meet alI kinds of wonderful girls through tinder OP

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online dating is shit you'll have much more success actually talking to women in person.

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WonderfuI girls Iike this

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Or xirls like this

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You can meet empowered women who don't need noman

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>>38280094
Women who are the best to be around

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Or women named squirrely

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Or those traps that r9k seems to be so obsessed with. Can meet those two

>>38280052
>>38280076
>>38280082
>>38280094
>>38280107
>>38280119
not OP but id bone the living hell out of those

>>38280133
and id bone this one EVEN HARDER

>>38280052
>VIRGIN
Even your phone knows

>>38279394
His dad bought a noble title and even as a consul all he could score was an older woman with a >my wife's son

>>38279800
I was known as "that weird kid who never talked to anyone" in high school though and still live in the same area. I feel like the normies who went to my high school would laugh at me if they saw me on it.

>>38280225
And? No matter what you do there's someone in the world who won't like it. If your only goal in life is to entirely avoid disapproval you probably ought to just kill yourself.

>>38275900
>Not a single good conversation
2 things you have to remember:
1) Girls (especially on dating apps) are FUCKING boring, you WONT get a good conversation
2) Girls are just as horny as guys. Honestly I just talk to them for 5 minutes or so then say "wanna come over and watch a movie?" and most will come knowing it's just to fuck.

my only probably is that i match with uggos though, your matches seem hot.

>>38272206
let me guess your pics are myspace angled selfies with shit lighting, pixelation and topped with a dead ass expression or an awkward half grin

or you have sunnies

or your pictures are all of yourself and no friends or girls present

girls will guaranteed swipe on the following:
- witty yet short bio
- doggos (the real ones not the jew nose deceiver ones)
- pictures with friends
- pictures with other girls (has to be decent to above average in looks, dont include fatties)
- traveling pictures
- something strange or silly but cute

>>38272206
I didn't realize I was ugly until I downloaded this.

The only girls who matched with me were hideous. NOT just unattractive, but hideous and gut wrenchingly disgusting to look at.

I knew I wasn't a Chad stud, but Jesus, if I assume that women match with men who are on the same level of attractiveness as themselves girls must be puking when they see mee....

>>38280225
Just make sure it's a good profile that doesn't make you come off as that kid.
Also, never swipe right on people you know.

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>2017
>not having a handful of good pictures
>not being able to get a few matches on Tinder

Although I will admit to struggling with small talk, I can still find a girl every week or so.

>>38280107
>just ask
How is an amazing woman like you still single???

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Dude its easy. Put a funny bio, couple face shots, 1 of you doing a hobby and a couple with a friend or two and you can get matches. I just made this account on Saturday.

>>38280343
Why the fuck are you swiping right on unattractive girls? You're just making things worse by letting them know that they can get better guys.
Actually, guys like you are a big part of why the dating market is this fucked up.

>>38280168
This comment is highly inappropiate given the circumstances.

>>38280337
what if i don't have any of those ? or if your pics with friends/girls are all terrible ? i'm really not photogenic
i tried to take pics by blocking my phone somewhere and activating a timer but the pics are still shit, my face is fine too i get irl compliments i bet i'd have success if i could take a god pic of it at least

>>38280477

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAD GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38280052
Gotta love those "dad jokes" yuk yuk

>>38280504
>not using a swipe bot

to use tinder, should i have a legit fb account?

>>38280181
I found this 19th century French Tinder profile in a museum....

>J'ai 17 tatouages, et un fils noir de 5 ans, il est mon monde, donc, si vous n'etes pas assez mangeant pour que vous puissiez sortir.

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>>38277493
>Also she loves that I'm not a real nigga but look like a real nigga, only real niggas understand what I'm saying if you know what I'm saying
I learned just last year after being a virgin until 19 that many girls love this. Now I have the confidence that i can pull any girl that I want. Feels good man. If I wasn't black, I would be fucked probably.

>>38280647
not him but also would my fb friends know that i have a tinder ?

>>38272206
Tinder is easy even for a robot. I have several hundred matches using my own pictures and I'm hooking up with one tonight. Just give it some practice, you'll start landing girls.

>>38280672
>donc, si vous n'etes pas assez mangeant pour que vous puissiez sortir.
but anon that doesn't mean fucking anything
"so, if you are not enough eating so that you can get out"

>>38280689
Only if they got Tinder as well and find you. No guys will know unless you're a faggot.

>>38280477
You're not a Chad, you're a Juan.
>tfw a Jose

>>38274479
This.

This guy gets it

>>38280727
Most be the way they spoke French back then.
Old islandniggerfrench

>>38280775
It's not what old French looks like nor old Creole, most likely you are just bulshitting

>>38278698
That would only be relevant if we rotated through different people's lives everyday.

Your own personal experiences are the only ones that matter because they're the only ones you have a direct connection to.

If you don't understand that consider this example: living in your car is like paradise because for 99% of human existence our ancestors probably lived in worse conditions ie caves have no AC, no radio, weren't mobile etc. but that still doesn't make living in your car desirable because you were never a caveman so those experiences are irrelevant to you.

>>38280739

Not a Juan, TBQH.

I'm white and from the United States but am currently in CDMX. Tinder here is quite easy if you're blond and marginally attractive. If my Spanish were just a bit better, it'd be a buffet.

I'm staying with a French-Canadian guy I met in a hostel. He's 5'7" or 5'8" and speaks elementary Spanish and has been hooking up with a couple girls every week - one of them is letting him stay in her house for a month while her family is on vacation in Europe.

>>38280871

Not him, but I appreciate your perspective as well as the other.

Sometimes it does help to put our own problems in perspective.

>>38276649
Girls want you to try to have sex with them, but not seem like you're trying to have sex with them.

I wish I was joking.

>>38280930
>I'm white and from the United States but am currently in CDMX. Tinder here is quite easy if you're blond and marginally attractive. If my Spanish were just a bit better, it'd be a buffet.

>I'm staying with a French-Canadian guy I met in a hostel. He's 5'7" or 5'8" and speaks elementary Spanish and has been hooking up with a couple girls every week

Did you think it was just a meme? Latinas love whites. Latino culture was literally built around that concept, so long as you are South of the border you will slay pussy on a regular basis.

>>38280993

This isn't my first time in Latin America.

I've also been to Colombia, Ecuador, Nicaragua, and Costa Rica, as well as a bunch of places in Europe, the Middle-East, and South Asia.

Never had it as easy on Tinder as I have in Mexico.

Going to come back here next summer on my motorcycle and stay in CDMX for a couple months while taking Spanish classes. If I can communicate somewhat proficiently and figure out how to dance, I think it'll be a fucking nonstop cakewalk.

TBQH, I'm surprised that most of the girls I've met are really wealthy, so it's not just a green card / emigration thing.

>>38279394
He was also a cuck that married a roastie with a kid. She also cucked hi. Every time he's not home.

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Tinder is easy friends

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>>38281361
I'm surprised a Tinder bitch even got the joke.

>>38281361
It really. What /r9k/ doesn't understand is that it's a numbers game for everyone. Keep on swiping and messaging and you will get dates and fucks.

Tinder is just home to the most boring fucking white girls in existence.

They have no fucking personality and they all dress and look the same and they expect you to be the most boring fucking person in existence.

All of this wouldn't be so bad if they were good fucks, but they aren't. They don't know how to suck dick and they don't know how to ride a cock to save their life.

If you're just looking for an easy fuck Tinder is your best bet. If you're looking to improve your life avoid this shitty app like the plague

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>>38281438
Thanks, now my match rate of 0.1% doesn't feel as bad.

>>38272206
What a bitter dumb faggot. Virgins, tinder helped me lose my virginity at 22 and get my first girlfriend. So don't listen to kids like the OP.

>>38281517

>everyone who uses Tinder lives in a place full of boring ahite people

>>38272206
It's true.

>>38281438
>It really. What /r9k/ doesn't understand is that it's a numbers game for everyone.
Except it's not it's a SIMPLE FACT. You are either chad or you are not.
what you said makes it sound like some gambler bullshit just keep betting eventually you'll win!!
When in reality you don't and spiral into crippling depression and isolation when the promised winnings never come and your hopes and dreams gradually fade into nonexistence.

>>38281557
I live in Toronto, this place is the furthest thing from a boring place full of white people.

>>38277670
FUCK YOU. STICK YOUR LAPTOP UP YOUR ASS STEVE

>>38281593

I'm in a city where there are more or less no white people in the /pol/-approved sense of the term.

>>38281571
The most desirable Chads have a hit rate of 1 out or 20 on tinder. Now shut the fuck up and get back out there swiping.

>>38281593
Canada is so white even the brown people are white. So you are wrong

t. Iranian American with relatives in Toronto

>>38281668
I swiped for a year straight and got nothing
besides 5 bots and two fat cows who unmatched me.

I'm done swiping and playing their little game
I'd rather fucking die alone then have to go through the humiliation

>>38281686
Oh wow so instead of boring ass white girls it's boring ass brown girls who want to be white.

What a huge difference

>>38281696
You must have had the shittiest profile in the world. Typical robot behavior, you think it's society's fault that a 10/10 virgin waifu will not magically find you in your basement and love you forever.

>>38272469
because you don t work enough for it
I m ugly af but at least i don t fool myself. I know i could look better, maybe average if i started getting /fit/, /fa/, and genuinly taking care of my body.
But i won t cuz im lazy :^)

>redownload Tinder a few weeks ago
>Only match is with a lardass that lives like two hours away
>Talk to her because I'm bored
>Neither one of us has a car
>Conversation fizzled out
I'm kind of relieved it didn't work out

>>38281803
you sound like a generic rotten twat roastie tbhh.

>>38281803
This is true, if you want a virgin you have to get off your ass go out and rape one like everyone else.

What is wrong with you people?!

>>38272206

Why dont u try bumble, girls make the first move

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>>38282514


You just want me to cry more don't you


>7 Bumble Match
>One messages me
>I message back
>She never responds again
>I pay to keep message going
>She still never messages back


Fuck off

>>38276720
Accurate

Fuck off robot

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>>38272206
>This app will cut to the core of you and destroy your perception of women, and most importantly yourself.
Perfect, then more men will see women for what they really are and will go MGTOW.

>>38282709
oh my godd just stop lmao

>>38282616
This is our board, go back to /soc/ or /fa/ and rate eachother you faggot.

>>38281762
This is accurate.

Who is that youtube indian girl ftom Toronto?

The skinny vegetarian that drinks coffee loudly, you know the one I mean.

>make tinder profile for pepe
>its for shits and giggles
>get message from semiattractive girl
>she sends message in French because she's trying to be as funny as my profile
>after some bants, she wants to know my real name and how i look
>tell her my name, show a profile pic
>"ayy anon i gotta go for a week, I'll message you after!"

Well

>>38272206
>>38281438

You retards don't understand. If you swipe right on EVERYONE, there is an algorithm that is basically a shadow b&.

Don't swipe right too much. You'll have a bad time.

>>38282709
>that pic
>that comment
This is no better than the fucking feminists.

Just a bunch of fat/ugly people lying to themselves, claiming that they rejected the other side, when in reality it's the opposite. The other side rejected YOU.

>>38283402
> t. used up slut trying to put her party days behind her

literally just joined OkCupid and already found myself in a conversation with a girl

am I a normie?

>>38283936
Almost certainly.
I had to use OKC for nearly two years to even get a reply.

I literally cannot believe what you're telling me right now. Not even possible unless you're Chad.

>>38283966
I'm a 22yo KV and the furthest thing from a Chad and what I'm telling you is true

>>38281893
you can't fix your facial bones buddy

>>38284028
Yes you can. You just need lots of money. You're not ugly, you're just poor.

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>>38272206
was gary right /r9k/?

>>38283872
T. Guy who can't get a girl

>>38275779
>Let's say for a hundred right swipes you may get ten or fifteen matches and out of that you might or might not get to score with any of them

You are delusional.
More realistically if you're a 5/10 you'll get 10 matches out of 1000 or more if lucky.

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>>38283966
Yeah I'm fucked now, what do I say

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>>38272562
>>38272719
>>38272864
>>38272971
>>38273001

What's your deal?
You're here basically everyday for hours shilling your pathetic BS about self confidence.

What's your endgame?