>grow up surrounded by women
>think everything is swell
>meanwhile im being groomed to be a nice guy bitch
>come of age and realize how women really are, all illusions shattered
>try to make guy friends but cant
>never learned to banter
>never learned to fight or play sports
>cant tell when guys are joking
>constantly get called a pussy by other males
>resort to having fake friendships with women for company
>always in the friendzone
>always the third wheel, used for a self-esteem boost
i hate the hypocrisy of women. theyve ruined my life. at least i can talk to you guys and its ok