>tfw you will never have a childhood love who will grow up

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it's pretty cool, but it's not the only cool thing, nor is it even the single coolest thing

>>38262278
thought it was a midget couple that randomly grew tall.

>you will never be a man who wears capris

>>38262364
Weirdly, that was my EXACT first thought though.

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>>38262364
nigga u retarded

>>38262370
To be fair they were clearly trying to recreate the shorts length from the little kid photo.

But how did they meet when young?
And why are they kissing so early? I feel like this isnt even in America desu.

>>38262628
>But how did they meet when young?
school, neighbors, family friends.

>I feel like this isnt even in America desu.
the sign in the background seems to not be in English

>>38262326
/thread

kriginaiol

aren't they a little young to be kissing each other on the lips in the first pic? like, what? wtf?

>>38262886
Its portuguese.
Theyre just dirty brazilians who dont even wait till puberty to start fucking like monkeys.

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Is it cold pizza?

>>38262278
>people dress their daughters like sluts from a young age

>>38262278
>photos of myself
I havent willingly had my picture taken since high school. Im fucking 26 now

>>38263227
its brazil what did u expect

>>38262886
>the sign in the background seems to not be in English
Go to most places in California and that's not uncommon

>>38262278
My parents got together at 13, there are many pictures of them like this.

Surprisingly, they have both told me (seperately) to not get in a relationship until i've got a career because they missed out on having their own adolescence. (aka they wanted to fuck other people)

Jokes on them, i'm not going to get either

>>38262278
I have a highschool love, it's a girl that was in love with me for 5 years in highschool, at the time I was very autistic to even notice it, but all her friends and all my friends knew about her feelings and when I finally noticed (and she even confessed her love to me) I was just too much of a pussy to do something about it, I was scared becauase I never had a GF and I lost my chance. Now she is about to get her degree at college and we still talk sometimes, the situation is kind of the same than it was in highschool, but just a bit different, everyone says she is a whore and even a nympho but she is always nice and decent when we talk, she is just very adorable when she is with me and I don't wanna believe she is a whore. There's something that tells me she still feels something for me but I'm a pathetic looser and of course a virgin and I don't even know what to do about her, but people around us say we could end married.

>>38263048
mad bcoz he dont get the puss

that bih thicc

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It's so unfair. End my life. Put an end to my misery.

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>>38264279
since shes a whore just ask her for sex
tell about your friendship with her and that it would be nice of her if she did this for you

i mean shes a whore anyway right? its not like she will be offended by the offer

>>38265083
She is a "nice" girl overall, not really an attention whore and she does not brag about anything.
She laughs of almost everything I say, she thinks I am very intelligent and somehow mysterious which I guess make her vagina wet, she admires me and see this "superiority"aura around me, of course I'm not intelligent nor mysterious nor anything but that's what she feels about mw, I don't know what else to tell you

>>38262278
Shit that's brazil.
Fucking chads man, even around here I can't escape them.

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I got with a girl who I've known since we were both 7. She went to the same school with me, and our parents hung out a lot together.

After my parents passed away, her family became like a surrogate family for me and my sister, and we went from really close childhood friends to a couple where we were 17. Unfortunately, she passed away in late 2014.

any "fembots" that want to talk to a qt single dad, hit me up

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>>38265965
Holy shit anon tell me you are lying

>>38266203
I wish I was famalia. Last year was really hard but things are looking a lot better now.

>>38265965
How did she die and is the kid hers?

>>38266322
I don't really want to go into the detail of her death, anon.

And yeah, the kid is hers. It's mine too, just in case anyone thinks I'm a cuck.

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>>38266322
she killed herself right? thats a shame but i mean, it life...
too bad youre dishonoring her memory trying to replace her with a autistic fembot

>>38266493
No, she didnt commit suicide.

And she would've wanted me to try and be happy again.

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Why you gotta do me like this tho?

>>38265965
I felt for you until
>any "fembots" that want to talk to a qt single dad, hit me up
What
The
Fuck

I hope your kid gets taken away by CPS. You are a disgusting fucking CUNT. This is how you honor her memory? By trying to pick up a new girl. Just another notch on your bedpost?
Chads NEVER change. Fuck off.

>tfw no westermarck effect exception gf

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>>38262278
This honestly isn't a good thing I would never want to be so stagnant in life that my life revolves around the same things from beginning to end

>>38262886
when you see "cao" with the little beard on the C, it's 100% Portuguese and therefore probably somewhere Brazil as that accent/letter doesn't exist in Spanish

>>38262278
welp, I hope they make it. People who marry their first love or high school sweetheart forever had a good thing going. It's only getting harder and rarer. Now sluts are on the cock carousel and dudes are supposed to aspire to be alpha chad slayers who fuck dozens of bitches...I don't want this or to even be a part of this

>>38267884
She would've wanted me to be happy, man. Plus i have "limited capacity for empathy" anyways according to a therapist