This guy comes up and gives your girlfriend a firm handshake.
What do you do?
>>38258767
I would give him a hug, and brush my hand against his sweatpants cock area. If he's bigger than me then I suckerpunch him and we leave immediately.
tells him that you don't shake girls hands
you sort of kiss them on the cheek
>>38258767
Give him the job because he deserves it.
>reach in with a sweaty palm
>loose grip
>start tickling
>never break eye contact
>wink
I'd have her offer him employment, I'm no dummy
>>38258767
Say "Dadfag!"
And run away
>after my firm handshake, of course
>>38258767
>"she's all yours buddy"
>run away