I have a tiny bit of weed but nothing to smoke it with. Any help?

go buy ciggies, pour out the tobaccy, put in the weed

>>38258635
Cut a hole in a water bottle, put tinfoil over it and poke holes in the tinfoil with toothpick. Cut a hole in the back of bottle to use as carb, put weed in the tinfoil and use the mouthpiece to hit it.

Apple pipe, look it up

>>38258663
Remove the filter also or you wont get high, only a little buzzed.Or try making an apple pipe, look it up

>>38258635
Try vodnik, or how ameritards call gravity bong.

Literally and fruit or vegetable you can poke a hole in

>>38258635
Just get a soda can, push in the metal on side to make a bowl shaped deformity, then put tiny holes in bowl deformity. The can needs to be empty if you couldn't figure that out. Also light then suck, sorta like the way you suck cock and play with balls you raging degenerate faggot.

>>38258635
Just put it in your butt man.

Make weed tea

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Thanks boys. Will do.

>>38258635

Apple, orange, lemon, lime. Anything you can poke a hole through pretty much.

Plastic water bottle, tape, and a straw(Or preferably something hollow and plastic like a pen) and you can make a cheap bong.

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>>38258697
>>38258747
>>38258833
What if I have exactly half an apple?

>>38258855
Fuck these fruity faggot and they're fruity fruit. Smoke pot like a true man, through a can , that way the life you live go according to plan, my main faggot man

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>>38258933
I have neither a can or money to buy one. It's also the middle of the night with no 24/7s around

>>38258933
>how to increase your chances of Alzheimer's: the post

>>38258635
If you have an old Bible (with the thin pages that aren't bleached) and no fear of God you can tear out a blank page from the back and roll a joint with it.

>>38258855
doable just make a mouthpiece/chamber

>>38258635
>>38258635

>Get a candle or some crayons and melt it down in a pot
>Crumble in your finely ground weed, you want about a 50/50 ratio
Add a sprinkle of alcohol to extract the THC
>Let the mixture cool
>Roll it up into a sausage shape and cover in Vaseline
>Then roll it up stick it right up inside your ass until you stop feeling resistance (this means it's transitioned from your anus to your rectum
>once in there sit down and relax and prepare to feel fucked up for days.

We call this "crayoning" in my country

>>38258690
This, it's unhealthy as shit but it works

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>>38258635
If you can't get your weed to work you could always huff raid. It's actually pretty relaxing and trippy. I know you're probably thinking it's dangerous but the concentrations required to kill insects is much much lower than needed to kill any mammal.

You just need to spray it into a bag for about 2-3 seconds and take a couple big deep breaths.

>>38259353
>fucked up for days

how do you shit tho
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>38258635
Decarb it and toss it in a smoothie or something. Not only will it get you WAY higher than smoking, but you don't need to waste weed with any shitty poverty pipes.

>>38258635
Grind it
Dissolve it in warm butter
Keep the heat on for a while
(heat is necessary to convert THC-COOH to THC)
Spread on bread
Eat bread
Be stoned

>>38258635
hollow out an apple

>>38259702
or, more effectively, if you don't mind alcohol

dissolve the ground-up weed in strong alcohol
(heat for a few minutes still necessary to decarboxylate)

P.S.
1 small shot of vodka can easily dissolve enough THC to blast you to the moon

I once dissolved 2g of strong hash in vodka, drank it and blacked out for an hour or so

vehicle cig lighter, the pop out electric ones
something to inhale from, toilet paper tube etc

>>38259066
Well then your just like all those other fruity faggots, you god dann fruit. I'll bet you like taking it up the fruit you fruit, you know fruit aids came straight from the fruit community , fucking fruit is only for the degenerated. When's the last time you fruit faggots ate a nice pure vegetable, and I don't mean a cripples fruity cooch

>>38259437
Lel fossilised meme.