>dick is 8 inches >can't tell anyone at risk of sounding

>>38258583
Dicks are odd anyway. No women wants to know about it.

>>38258583
Press it flat against the table instead of hovering over the tape, that looks more like 7 and a half inches.

why don't u fuck some random ugly bitch so she can tel everyone about your monster cock?

>>38258583
Yeah, it's lame because you can't really use it to your advantage until after the fact

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>fat as fuck
>only 5.5" cock
>semi normal enough to get laid by at least one roastie per year

My existence isn't a great one, but it's mine.

that looks like a small dick, despite what tape says, is that a trick ruler??

>>38258983
What do girls say, if anything, about your 5.5" dick? I'm not asking because I'm in the same situation or anything.

>>38259151
Use it correctly and you won't have to worry about that.

>>38258583
Life is more than just sex. You'll finally be happy when you accept this.