GF's farts rip my soul to shreds

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GF's farts rip my soul to shreds 2017-07-09 05:38:31 Post No. 38246995
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GF's farts rip my soul to shreds Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:38:31 Post No. 38246995 [Report]

Sup bros

I'm coming here because I have nowhere else to go. I'm literally here drunk and realizing that even in this disinhibited state there's nobody I can talk to, honestly just bear with me a minute bros, yes I'm a normie but I'm fucking dying here.

My problem is that recently I acquired a GF. She seemed like everything at first: beautiful, charismatic, alpha. But like all perfect deals it was too good to be true.

YOu see the problem with this GF is her farts really smell. I mean fuckin' BAD man, she reeks of shit. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night to a nightmare, only to realize it's not a nightmare, but a reality: the reality of this GF's farts.

What should I do bros?

I love this GF to pieces, I'd do anything for her, but her horrible farts are just ruining my life.

Anonnnn 2017-07-09 05:39:54 Post No.38247017
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Anonnnn 2017-07-09 05:39:54 Post No.38247017 [Report]

>>38246995
you can fuck off, normie reee

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:45:16 Post No.38247092
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:45:16 Post No.38247092 [Report]

>>38246995
Is she a lifter? Might be protein farts, in which case, you're fucked unless she changes her blends and powders. Just cook/learn to cook meals that help alleviate gas, man. This really isn't that hard.

You know what was hard though? Not falling for this bait thread.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:46:52 Post No.38247117
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:46:52 Post No.38247117 [Report]

>>38247092

Sounds like you're having a hard time not being baited, better lay off the CRYSTAL METH.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:51:51 Post No.38247190
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:51:51 Post No.38247190 [Report]

>>38246995
wtf does your gf eat?

help her change her eating habits

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:53:06 Post No.38247211
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:53:06 Post No.38247211 [Report]

>>38246995
Does she leave a mess in her bedroom/bathroom?

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:54:29 Post No.38247229
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:54:29 Post No.38247229 [Report]

>>38247211

Yeah she shits all over the places; apologize for my lingo but she "sharts" a lot, bitch is just straight up stinky.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:56:54 Post No.38247260
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:56:54 Post No.38247260 [Report]

>>38247229
everyone has disgusting bodily functions.
so my question again, wtf does your gf eat

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:03:33 Post No.38247344
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:03:33 Post No.38247344 [Report]

>>38247229
I mean does she leave her clothes / makeup / accessories strewn around.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:04:20 Post No.38247356
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:04:20 Post No.38247356 [Report]

>>38247260

Cabbage, rutabega, turnips... You know, the usual diet. She's actually vegan, I can't conceive of why she'd be stinky.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:06:40 Post No.38248196
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:06:40 Post No.38248196 [Report]

>>38247356
vegan/vegetarian farts are more disgusting than average because the diet usually contains a greater portion of beans

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