Why don't you ERP? It allows you to save your virginity

>>38235891
because it would be disrespectful towards my waifu

I don't know how and want to learn but no one wants to teach me.

>>38235891
Because it gets boring after a while when you realize how much you'd rather be doing these things irl than pretending

"What do you mean 'ERP', Anon?"

The loli cocked her head, looking at you with a confused yet curious look.

I do often. It's pretty fun.

>>38235891
Because I have nobody to ERP with and I always end up going too far, embarrassing myself then ghosting my partners

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>>38235891
>tried to erp once
>too embarrassed to even touch the keyboard

I erp all the time, from pure love, incest, and degen for stuff. Good stuff my dudes

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I want erp, but I don't know places with erplayers.

Where and how do you do it

>>38236111
*fur stuff

>>38236118
>>38236121
Anon, make a twitter account and use the #LewdRP tag.

>>38236121
Discord is a good place to start, check out some of the servers on /trash/

>>38235891
I used to and may do it again if I find someone who can put me in the erp mood
Btw the best way to learn to erp is to play Corruption of Champions

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>>38236146
>>38236118
>>38236121
You get posts like this

>>38235891
I once tried erping on Nationstates, didn't go well.

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>>38236118
Moonguard

>>38236204
I don't think nationstates is really a good place for erp my dude

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Why would I erp with a bunch of dudes though

That's gross

>>38236204
>nationstates
Oh fuck, I don't think I've logged in for a couple years. But why would you ERP there?

>>38236224
They don't have to be dudes if you don't want them to, Thats the magic of roleplay my dude

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>>38236224
Because you're a good girl (male) who likes their cum.

>>38235891
Because I want to stick my dick into something which is not my hand and I don't value virginity

>>38236248
I don't think you should be sticking your dick into your hand in the first place my dude

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>>38236243
>>38236245
I'm not gay so no thanks. But if you want to be fags then go ahead. I'm pretty liberal.

>>38236242
I was roleplaying the Olympics and started typing some homo erotic crap between two Chad athletes even though I'm not gay

>>38236297
To each their own my dude

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>>38236204

I tried to ERP on the Manchester attack Memorial forums. Didn't end well.

>>38236324
Wew I woudnt imagine so my dude lmao

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I don't really like ERP that much, vastly prefer like lewd talks and stuff like mutual fapping

>>38236301
That's pretty fuckin gay, my nationstates roleplaying dude.

>>38236401
Yeah that can be pretty fun too, lot easier than erp imo

>>38236401
ERP is at least positive as it improves your writing skills, webcam fapping is brain-dead zero effort

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>>38235891
Why is there a heart coming from her butt? Did she fart?

>>38236495
Dude I'm tryin to get off not write a book lmao

>>38236515
>Why is there a heart coming from her butt? Did she fart?
>her
>she

>>38236549
But if it's a he, how did the heart fart get out with the other man's penis in there?

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>>38235891
Because i'm too scared and inexperienced
but i would really like to!

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>>38236401
yea of couse you prer lewd talk you dirty cock slut

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tfw no bf for erp

>>38236624
Id be happy to help you if you wana, Do you have discord?

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>>38236495
It's weird playing a character though, I'd rather just tell my friend I want to suck his dick

>>38236627
Rude!

>>38236681
Y-yes!
Radiance
#3600

Because it's embarrassing to erp, someone might find out who you are.
And talking about lewd stuff in general is 100% better as well, but still embarrassing.

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>>38236672
Hello, I'm right here.

One (1) erp bf at your service.

>>38236495
Is that actually true?
I'm a degenerate that wants to write a book/plays

I have no idea how to ERP, but I need the practice.

How do I get into ERP
Everything on /trash/ looks shitty.

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>>38236401
Me too. Lewd talk gets boring after a while.

I wish I still had a fap partner.

>>38236809
Sent, sorry for being late I had to make dinner :p

>>38237446
You can find lots on /trash/, look up ftt and join the discord if you want. When I was there everyone was pretty lewd and cool

>>38237446
I'd be your fap partner as long as its not embarrassing

>>38237544
Depends what you mean by embarrassing.

No girl wants to do it with me

>>38236401
I prefer this too, but most people into it are super gay

i used to talk about black cocks and watch gay porn together with some anons

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>>38237446
Yeah all my fap friends disappeared and now there's nobody left to do it with... ;w;

I want gay overweight adult anime posting men with aspergers to go out of my board

>>38237584
Idk just embarrassing, like some people make talking about things embarrassing I guess.

>>38237537
The /ftt/ discord is a disgusting /soc/-tier shithole full of nasty roastie attention whores and normalfags.

>>38237682
I beg to differ my dude

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>>38237664
Maybe we could be partners.

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>>38237726
T-that sounds good! Can you post discord or some contact?

how autistic do you need to be to do erp ?
sonic fanfic autism level at least

*owo what's this*

kill yourselves and go on /r/Kikrp

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>>38237796
What's wrong anon? You don't want to facefuck a slutty boy while he moans and fingers his tiny prick? You don't want to use his throat like a pussy, all hot and slick with drool, forcing your fat cock in over and over? You don't want to hold him there with his nose buried in your pubes until his head is filled with nothing but cockstink? Come on... I bet you'd really love it. Just imagine, making a cute boy cry and gag on your big manly cock until he's choking, coughing, gasping for breath. On his knees looking up at you, begging for your cum. He wants it, he NEEDS it. Don't you want to give it to him anon?

>>38237779
I'm waul#5207

>>38237894
I'd rather do it irl, not online in my imagination

>>38237894
no because I'm not gay and I hope a hairy Russian pretends to be a girl and arrange a meetup with you and kidnap you and beat you up and post pictures of your bloody shameful face so we can all have a laugh

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>>38237894
How do I find someone to do this to me?

>>38235891
Because i LAERP.

too illiterate basically.
orig.

>>38235891
it's pretty gay and makes me feel gay and scared in private.
I only do it publically on vg or shit to piss other people off

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>>38237944
Are you cute?

If not, can you pretend to be cute?

>tfw no erp penguin bf

>tfw no one to share porn and fap together without them talking about sucking dick

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>>38238001
I'm pretty average looking, but I can pretend to be a cute boy like Armin!

is this le thinly veiled lgbt thread ?

I guess the mods are fapping to it instead of doing their job

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>>38237920
Sent the request!
Originallll

>>38236401
where do you do this?

>>38237894
>What's wrong anon? You don't want to facefuck a slutty boy while he moans and fingers his tiny prick? You don't want to use his throat like a pussy, all hot and slick with drool, forcing your fat cock in over and over? You don't want to hold him there with his nose buried in your pubes until his head is filled with nothing but cockstink? Come on... I bet you'd really love it. Just imagine, making a cute boy cry and gag on your big manly cock until he's choking, coughing, gasping for breath. On his knees looking up at you, begging for your cum. He wants it, he NEEDS it. Don't you want to give it to him anon?
N-no...

>>38235891
Because it's fucking stupid and autistic, also doesn't help that intimacy with other people, men especially disgusts me. Men are so full of themselves and violent, offering them any bit of desire and they will treat you like dog shit. Also why I have zero friend.

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>>38235960
>I don't know how.

what don't you understand anon?
It's not rocket science.

>>38236118
>>38236121
There are anon-boards for that. Just google.

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>>38238061
Are maybe they don't break any rules you dumb piece of literal horse shit

You fucking garbage, you utter moron, I'm insulted you even browse the same board as me. You are such a dumbfuck retard, I feel stupider just reading your posts. Why would you come into a thread you hate and post in it? How low intelligence can you be that you can't figure out the filter function so you don't get angry and punch a hole in your wall every time you see a fag thread? Are your fingers too stubby to reach the right click button to hide a thread? Have you not figured out that functionality yet?
One day I hope you have a relevation - I hope you realize that things exist in the world that you don't like and they will NEVER go away. I hope it makes you so angry, I hope you start screaming and shitting yourself.

I'm too lazy and not committed enough to erp but I do enjoy it
I like general lewd talk and sharing better though
>tfw have a really nice session with someone a month ago but they haven't been back on since then

>>38238160
>one is a guy who call you on your blatant homosexuality and obsession with drawn gay porn

>the other (you) is a guy who jerk on cam with other hairy guys while role playing and purposely stuterring like hes in his favourite moeshit anime

find the brainlet

>>38238061
yes. There's also a non-veiled lgbt thread.
I think that thread was made to attract the /pol/fags so gays and traps can enjoy themselves and hook up here

/r9k/ lewd discord server when?

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>>38238298
The brainlet is you

Richard Feimman was once quoted to have said "ERP is one of the most intellectually invigorating experiences in which I've engaged in during my lifetime"

You cannot disprove this

>>38238160
can I filter pictures too? so I won't see you sodomites reposting the same ahegao 1000 times like the autists you are

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>>38238392
>can I filter pictures too? so I won't see you sodomites reposting the same ahegao 1000 times like the autists you are
You can't. You are far too stupid. Your brain is too small, your gray matter density too low, you can barely figure out how to operate a keyboard or make a post on /r9k/ much less an advanced operation like filtering an image.

However I know people who can help you.
Go to >>>/g/ (just click that link) and ask them to help you set up your filters. They will walk you through the whole process and you will never have to get angry when you come on /r9k/ and see stuff you don't like ever again.

>>38238316
I want an invite to the trans conversion discord where the trans/trap converters that are preying on the robots here discuss their next move.
I further the trans agenda myself just for the keks

>>38238316
Theres several already. You just have to be invited.

>>38238372
Right but he meant Enterprise Resource Planning

>mmmmm database oooo that's good

>>38238147
I don't understand how to sound sexy without sounding cringe. I need an erp teacher desu.

>>38238507
you got any or am I just gonna have to keep my eyes open for a thread >w>

tfw too straight for lewd discords

>>38238552
nah it's all cringe brahhhh

>>38238552
I already told you, along with everyone else in this thread, play corruption of champions
ERP is basically just writing and if you want to learn to write, you need to read a lot
like a lot
CoC is one of the best ways to read a lot since it is genuinely entertaining and keeps you coming back

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tfw qt asian trap bf that does everything i ask him to on cam

I pity those that will never know such joys

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>>38238633
anyone remember this thread where some d00d had an asian bf who would send him cute pics

look up this in the archive you'll find the thread

>>38238606
Trials in Tainted Space is better

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>>38238552
>sound sexy without sounding cringe

Just read erotica novels.
It also depends alot on what your companion is, what does he likes.

For example:
I've pingponged around alot of fetishes, always returning to vanilla and genderbending. Liking vanilla stuff anyway, I found cringey when my partner describes stuff that wouln't really work IRL, while I love when everything is a little bit more cute and "elegant".
But there are people who aren't like that and get bored from that kind of interactions.

It's all in finding what you like and what your partner likes.
Reading erotica novels also works.
Also yeah, play corruption of champions.
Just remember to save instead of istaquitting after the regret of the shameful fap you'll have.

>>38238666
Oh I remember satan. There were more picture, I believe aye?

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>>38238810
Yeah a bunch more

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Won't you teach me how to be your boytoy, Anon-kun?

>>38239090
gladly, just come sit on my lap and I'll give you a good lesson~

>>38238606
>>38238810
Can you guys link some good erp logs I can study

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>>38235891
Because I don't wanna e-fuck a dude and my tastes are extremely rare (Though not illegal or terribly creepy).

>>38237446
Post steam and what you are into

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>>38239134
Wah! What are we gonna do on your lap, Anon-kun?

>>38239224
hehe, I'm gonna show you how to make boys feel good with your butt :3c

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>>38239266
Woah! That sounds exciting, how do I do it?

>>38236201
Who is the anime character in your screenshot? I've seen her a few times now.

>>38239336
well, first you gotta yourself naked and show off yourself to all the big boys, once you see the bulge in their pants, bend over for them and you will feel something nice and thick going in your butt :3

Literally don't have a single clue how to erp, I can't even talk to people properly online, should I try this to get better at social interactions? Where to learn erp?

Why is ERPing with QT boys so much better than with women?

>>38239422
its all online you humongous funny just talk to someone they literally dont know who you are

yall watch enough porn anyways take some notes maybe read fanfic or novels

>>38239455
>Why is ERPing with QT boys so much better than with women?
boys are cuter than women

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>>38239069
Yeah, I remember the hanekawa wig.

>>38239148
Can't help you there. I've stopped doing it an year or so ago.
And I don't think I've any anymore.

I want to read cock worshipping filth, not write it.

I did for a bit. It started to feel worse and worse, though. It is a reminder that typefucking is the absolute closest I will get to experiencing human touch & intimacy

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>>38239364
Please respond.

Plz respond.

I kinda ERP'd with one a friend once for a short time except it wasn't too roleplay heavy more just focusing on the sex we wanted to have with each other. I dunno how people do that with strangers or multiple people it felt like a lot of work and very intense and personal

I want to inject a qt tranny with a drug that causes her to lust for me with all her strength. I want to see what she'd do.

its way too addicting. I want to stop because I do it for like 8+ hours a day.

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>>38240495
>tfw skipping classes to sleep in because i got carried away and stayed up all night making strangers cum online

>>38240495
>its way too addicting. I want to stop because I do it for like 8+ hours a day.
same desu

>>38240614

Filthy little slut

Ironic that isn't an original thing to say on r9k

>>38240614
>making strangers cum online
I want to be able to do that, what's the secret?

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>>38241250
im pure

>>38241422
you just need to talk to them anon, it's that easy!

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>>38238147
I want to have nice erp using my native language. My english is extremely poor...
>>38237055
Huh? This is so embarassing..

>>38241562
How do you talk to them to make them cum though

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>>38241639
lots and lots of wonderful dirty talk. it helps a lot if you have a good vocabulary, the way you describe things can make them so much sexier. reading erotic literature can help you with this. if you do it a few times you'll start to notice things that people like.

>>38237894
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>implying i have the confidence to erp
tried several times
i can't think of anything to write and take 15 minutes per response spell checking everything and freaking out over if my responses are long enough
on a few occasions people have gotten angry at me for taking too long

erp makes me want to kill myself

>>38241984
holy fuck this
origonolo

>>38241984
If someone gets mad at you during erp then they're not very good at it :T

>>38242040
it's a real bonerkill when someone is taking fucking forever to respond

you don't need to be a lightspeed typist but when each response takes 10+ minutes it's like, what's the point?

>>38242222
Don't spread your lies.
20 minutes for about 400-450 words is the best thing you can have in a rp.

If you want to furiously fap, you'll end up with a very shitty and not lenghty thing.
Entry level/10.

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>mfw you erp with someone and after the scene is over they beg for you to stay and type fuck some more or drop your contact info
>mfw mentally ill, possibly prepubescent girls complain that their vagoo hurts from the fingering they've given themselves
Honestly erp is a mixed bag, you can have plenty of fun and it's insanely addicting but you will run into clingy cunts and just cunts in general like the people who seem good and normal and then completely ruin everything with their shitty fucking scat fetish. Although I don't think anything will ever top the time I finished a scene, the partner named the city I live in and said they wished I was here too. Apparently it was a 12 yo girl who wanted me to take her virginity so I noped the fuck out of there faster than you could say Chris Hansen.

>>38242329
if you're writing more than a few lines of text at a time you're doing it wrong

the whole point is to masturbate and feel good and you can't do that when you're busy writing huge walls of text

it completely ruins the flow of the conversation

>>38242333
Pussyyyy

A real man would have fucked that little girl.

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>>38242536
Anon please, I may have plenty of fucked up fetishes but lolicon is not one of them.

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>>38242517
>the whole point is to masturbate and feel good

No, the point is to Roleplay the scenery and the situation you wanted to. That's why starting straight with sex is usless.
If you want a quick fap, just go on /d/ and have fun.
From romance to scenery, you have to be descriptive and lenghty, otherwise it becomes a shitty:
>"i'm gonna bang u" he says as he bangs her
>"ah. feels good." She grunts
>"i go faster ;-)))"
>"Oh.. Ohh" She moans

As short posts lead to even shorter posts. Again, if you want something quick, do it on your own.
Few line of posting have 0 time to build up scenery, interations between characters, development...

I bet you also use backgroundless Ocs.
What a shame.

k

>>38242333
Mate, I feel you the shit-trio always ruins everything: Wastes, Ageplay, Hyper.

>>38241562

Pure little sweetie who needs to make people cum. Thats adorable.

>>38242726
They should put this post in the dictionary under autism

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>>38242778
>Decides to Larp
>Isn't willingly accepting to go full autism to Rp properly.

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>>38242726
>type out a detailed but quick two sentence replies that progresses the scene
>the only reply is *moans louder* and even that is after a minute or two
I honestly don't know if it's phone posters, non native english speakers or just absolute retards who can't form intelligent sentences. The question is that if you're any of the above, why do you waste people's time with your non existent skills? Why not read up some erotica or lewd VNs and come back later with expanded vocabulary?
If anyone new to erp encounters such retards, skip them and don't feel bad about it.

>>38242840
Do you even know what larping is? Cause I sure don't do it

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>>38242763
aw, you're sweet

i just like helping people feel good, and it makes me feel good too

isn't that great?

>>38235891
What is ERP in this context?

>>38242897
How do I get original friends like you

>>38235891
I'm afraid of sex because of abuse but ERP sounds kind of interesting to me. I've been trying to find some in FFXIV but I don't want to be too shameless advertising and most of the people out in the open are all bad at writing (and I'm not even experienced). I'm too scared to try something like F-List since I'm afraid of sexuality in general and it's harder to bring myself to use. Oh well

I ran out of things to say because I'm always forced to take the lead.

>>38242961
There's lots of people (myself included) that are fine if you're new to it or if you're conflicted with stuff :3

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>>38242961
Go for some IM roleplay sites like shamchat or even omegle. Quality may vary.

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>>38242844
Again, i feel the problem of quick short replies is that they are only food for shorter replies.
A long, detail filled thing (by definition, It'll have more details) Will always have more 'anchor points' for the other to grapple and reply.

Also come on, don't be so hard on new players. We were all new at some point in our life.

inb4:
>"but you can do it even in a shorter post anon, it's you that's not that good"
Just think about all the things you can do in even more space then.

>>38242859
Yeah, it just sounded better there, bear with that.
You got the point.

Erotic Larping could be considered a normie thing. You know. It involves a real person. Maybe even a real girl. 3d is So gross, Ew...

>>38243026
>shamchat or even omegle
Dear lord. That's how you make someone drop Rps forever. Don't do that.
Find someone on a board. Discuss a plan of action.
Those places are evil. Romance and Vanilla is what >>38242961 is looking for, as he's "afraid of sexuality". Those places have none of them.

>>38243025
Thanks. Maybe I'll manage to give it a try sometime.
>>38243026
I tried Omegle a couple times and it was horrible. I had never even (E)RPed at all before, but I am pretty decent at writing even though I'm inexperienced, and sometimes I'm good at saying the right things and pushing people's buttons. Everyone said I was the best they ever had and they were all terrible, I didn't really even ever get turned on. It was always purely sexual, too, there was nothing leading up to it or setting the scene or anything like that, and they couldn't ever do it for very long. Usually would get off and leave.

I haven't heard of Shamchat, maybe I'll give it a try.

>>38236027
" Well you see, Enterprise Resource Planning usually is a software that manages data for large businesses,"
anon explained as he held his hands above the lolis head and cracked open an egg letting the yolk run down her forehead.

>>38242897

It's a very kind thing that you do for others. I'm a little too much of a user and abuser for one as sweet as yourself.

>>38236118
i heard degenerates are into F-List nowadays

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>>38242927
we're all over the place on this board, just ask nicely, if you say please i'm sure someone would volunteer!

>>38243163
>too much of a user and abuser
that's my favorite though

Tfw all the qts on discord just want to be abused and called names and all I want to do is cuddle them

anyone wanna abuse me and bully me on discord

>>38243277
>>38243264
the absolute state of /r9k/
I like cuddles and stuff though

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>>38235891
>Why don't you ERP?
But I do anon. I love erping with boys on Discord

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>>38243105
>Also come on, don't be so hard on new players.
There's a difference between being new and reusing the same lines every now and then, and putting absolutely zero effort into your role. I don't mind people who are new but are genuinely trying, I will even happily give them some encouragement and pointers but I don't care for low energy shitters. I'm even being autistic about matching my reply length I just want a little substance.

>Romance and Vanilla is what anon is looking for
I haven't been on those in ages but I do recall omegle having a whole bunch of very vanilla players a la girl next door or date with a girlfriend after a football game sort of things. Not really my thing though.

>>38243107
I'd direct you to F-list but I seriously doubt you'll be able to find vanilla there, especially as a blue. Like the other anon suggested though, you should probably seek out an ERP anon board and there's one on the chan that's double of 4chan.

>>38243303
you on discord? [\spoiler]

>>38243218

I the guy who likes to read sleazy cock worshipping filth, not the guy who helps to facilitate it's creation. You're little more than a disposable onahole to me...am I still your favourite?

>>38243320
>I'd direct you to F-list but I seriously doubt you'll be able to find vanilla there, especially as a blue. Like the other anon suggested though, you should probably seek out an ERP anon board and there's one on the chan that's double of 4chan.
I'm not vanilla and love lots of extreme stuff. I just can't stand if there's no foreplay or non-sexual lead up. Doesn't have to be vanilla.

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I might do it if anyone shared my fetish.

A-Any giantess fans?

If you discord lewdies want you can join my sever, it's inactive at times but its fun when people are around ^-^ discord gg/SPwdQE4

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>>38243320
Shiki best girl

>>38236121
I don't know if its still a thing but back when I was like 14 I used to just google chatrooms and message everyone with a girls name to ERP with me

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>>38243401
Good, then just find people who are willing to put effort into some story background. The beauty of it is that you can arrange everything beforehand.

>>38243445
I prefer Snek myself but bats are alright.

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>>38243495
Yeah snek is fine, but Shiki just pushes all my buttons. You got a discord name? All my fap buddies/lewd talkers are long gone

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>>38243320
>putting absolutely zero effort into your role
Yeah. On that I agree. That's why it's important to set "rules" at the start of everything. Also not being an asshole helps. I've had players make 180' turns out of me asking politely to improve.
But I agree on that.
No effort = No fun.

>I do recall omegle having a whole bunch of very vanilla players a la girl next door

Well, that's true to some extents, but you have to discern between what's Vanilla and What's just "lack of ideas."
Usually the "girl next door" is just a dude who didn't wanted to spend time into coming up with a storyline/ a normie who doesn't know about deeper weels of fetishes.

>>38243401
You should go on f-list anyway. It's useful even just for the fetish list you can have and give as "a reference" (I personally hate it, because I like to talk down stuff with the dudes I rp with, but I admit that's convinient).
It's hard to find people, but once you find the right dude, it's worth it.
I share the hate for "only sexual" stuff.

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>>38243509
Sorry anon, don't have a discord and I've found in general long term ERP relations tend to go very sour. Just not up for any potential drama at the moment to pile on top of what's going on in my meatspace life.

>>38243615
>a normie who doesn't know about deeper weels of fetishes.
My god have I had some great fun when some normie approached my tentacle monster profile to ask just why would anyone play such a thing, only for me to convince them to give it a try and ending up with them discovering a new fetish.

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>>38243699
Wasn't really looking for a long term ERP or anything but ok.

Tentacle monster does sound fun though

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Not a Chad but I have phone sexed/ sexted lots of girls on discord and snapchat that I've met over past year
I can answer any questions if u want

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>>38235891
How does Economic Resource Planning help you explore your sexuality? I like planning my portfolio and raking in the big bucks like any other guy, but I really don't see the sexual appeal everyone's been talking about lately.

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>>38243788
Have any of them roleplayed as qt cat girls that went crazy for your odorous, green orc cock that churned their insides as its monstrous girth made them roll out their cute pink tongues and formed a bulge on their smooth, soft tummies?

>tfw all real girls into erp are underaged
sorry, i dont want to go to jail for e-tentacle raping a minor

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>>38243699
>normie approached my tentacle monster profile to ask just why would anyone play such a thing

Hell, you have to be really really normie to not know about tentacle porn.

I used to take little pride and joy in making people like my Genderbending/Romance storylines.
99/100 times I get "nah, I'm not homo even if tg makes them fully girls i don't like it".
But that ONE guy. That ends up liking it. It's like I've stinged it with the degenerate. Sure, I know it's not true Erps don't say anything about your sexuality, but still feels good to feel like an evil succubus.
Man, I miss those Meta things. Orentationplay is a nice thing to include. Both sides of it.

>>38243894
>all real girls
But we can all be little girls here anon.

>>38243368

Doesnt mean I won't be nice to you during non-I'm fapping times.

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>>38243894
They're not all minors, I've met one ara ara that was complaining how her husband doesn't satisfy her anymore and how she wants a nice big monster to make her feel like a woman. She was from the UK btw. Women are whores and online roleplaying is a huge red flag.

>>38243961
I'm a /pol/ack through and through but corruption scenarios really get me going. I accepted that I'll never wash away the shame so I may as well embrace the fantasy.

>>38243961
>But we can all be little girls here anon.
I never ERP with people from here. or any dudes for that matter. I was very cautious about that.

I had a system on all the MMO's I used to play. I would make friends with female players, once I knew they were real I would log on my alter ego account and cyber fuck them.
I actually cucked myself a couple of times with my e-gf's kek

>>38243867
Nah most were normies with shit taste

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>>38244039
>I'm a /pol/ack through and through but corruption scenarios really get me going.
In another universe, i could have called you... A friend.
Seriously anyway. There's nothting to be ashamed of.
I would never share a bed with another man, yet, doing it in rps gets me everytime. Expecially if's after some tg shit. Afterall It's only typefuckery.
Also corruption is a very harsh term to describe it.
It's just the age old story on how one of two friends gets tg'ed to fall in love one for the other. 100% Manly and ungay if you see it that way. Your Sparta without anal sex.

>>38244127
That seems complicated. And alot of usless effort.
Also really prone to faults.
>I actually cucked myself a couple of times with my e-gf's
But hey, who am I to judge.

>>38244323
>That seems complicated. And alot of usless effort.
well the "useless effort" is to be certain im not cyberfucking dudes. thats just too gay for me to risk.
it was also very simple and surprisingly easy. kind of disgustingly easy, a lot of women are downright sluts.

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>>38236211

not just moonguard, but the goldshire inn.

>>38236401
>Mutual fapping
The best if you can convince a girl to do it with you

Im too self-aware to RP in any way, especially not ERP.
I feel really self conscious while doing it, really stupid. Hyper aware of everything I choose to type. I dont even like D&D for the same reason.

I cant get over it. I hate the entire experience. I caren't into it.

It's not hot for me, just nerve wracking.

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I'd like to erp but I don't know anyone to do it with. I would like fapping together with someone a lot more desu, but people think that's more weird than erp so it's impossible to find anyone. help

>>38245326
you just ERP and dont tell them youre fapping and assume theyre doing the same because why else would they be ERPing?

>>38245358
It's more erotic to talk about what they're doing

>>38245358
I meant in a voice chat. Fapping together and moaning and telling each other the lewd things we'd do and mmf

>>38245391
>I meant in a voice chat. Fapping together and moaning and telling each other the lewd things we'd do and mmf
*moans*

>>38245972
>*moans*
*moans back at u*

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I'm already fapping too much, that would end me

I do erp a bit. But I don't think I'm very good at it so I usually stick to /trash/ threads where I can stay anonymous.

>>38235891
used to ERP on omegle before I got a gf
I kinda miss it sometimes but I dont think I could do it comfortably

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I haven't met anyone that makes me tingly enough to ERP.

>>38235891
Because it's awkward, retarded, and fucking cringey.
ERPers should consider suicide.

When I played WoW I did some ERP.
Mostly as a girl or futa.
Sounds kind of fun but I'm just not gay enough to make it a routine.

>>38235891
But I do, heh.

>>38235891
>tfw used to ERP to deal with being horny
>it slowly made me even more lonely over time
>ERP is depressing for me now
>tfw no one to be lewd with irl

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Where all the cute boys at?

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>>38248336
This. Do any submissive cuties want to get lewd on discord or anything? Cuddling and pillow talk afterwards would be nice too.

>>38248972
probably gonna fall asleep but maybe we can tomorrow anon

michaaael#2076

Where do I learn to erp?? I can barely talk to people online and hold a conversation because autism but I wish I could erp.

>>38249475

I would teach you but it's honestly pretty lame. You just describe shit back and forth and pretend you are doing sexual things.
You both jerk off together. Which reduces the convo to "ooh." "aaah that feels good. mmm"
then you cum.
I'm straight and its rough knowing the other party is a guy pretending to be a girl or whoever plays the girl. ( or whatever ).
But in the end its just pleasure and who cares its not like you are really fucking a dude in the ass.

really all there is to it. its pretty lame. sadly done it a few times. Or more than a few times.
Always more successful as being the girl. I like being the girl.

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>>38249548
you sound pathetic, I would never ERP with a loser like you

>>38249584

Cool.
Do you want a cookie?

>>38235891
>Implying I don't already ERP
>Implying I don't typically take on the role of a chubby shark girl with a benis who gets embarrassed when others see it

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never even tried to ERP

the thought of doing it makes me cringe pretty hard

too grounded in reality I guess. plus sexuality isn't that big of a deal in my life

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>>38245671
Feels good that a robot thread actually surpassed a cancerous ERP thread that is much older than it.
You fags ruin the place with this shit. KEEP IT IN A CONTAINMENT BOARD.

>>38249608
>Do you want a cookie?
yeah

>>38236211
Lmao I see you are a man of culture as well

Does anyone play as a cute cocksucking girl?