>hey anon, why dont you take your shit off and come swim with

>why don't you take your shit off
Wow watch your language, we're in public

>>38235459
*wipe your shit off

>>38235474
>b-b-but you always keep it on, why?

>>38235459
No thanks.
I'm afraid of the ocean

>>38235459
because I get sunburnt easily, darky

>>38235516
>but they want to meet you anon

>>38235459
Because you look like a kid who just got away with stealing cookies

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>>38235540
>im sure they wont care about your pepperoni back anon!

>>38235459
No thanks, I'm going out on my boat so if anyone wants to go they can.

>>38235459
>hairy
>fat
>pale as a ghostfish

I don't even like the beach. There are always too many people and the stones hurt my feet.

>>38235459
Okay, sounds fun.

The answer a year ago would have been "Uh... I'd rather not". But I've lost a lot of weight.