If your star sign isn't virgo you are a normie. It's

hello virgo brother!

sept 3 here

>>38229713
Brethren! The Virgo tribe ASCENDS!

>>38229713
>>38229720
yes my brothers... feel your virgo powers build up inside you

we were MADE for GREATER THINGS than this world

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>Sept 17th reporting in
You vir/bros/ tell me some great things that come with being a Virgo.

Sept 13 and proud

Virgo

even irl I find that people born in September are more spergy than others. why is that?
sept 19 here

>tfw cancer
>lol anon has cancer xD

fuck off, YOU'RE the normie

>>38229698
>tfw Sept 22

Cucked by birth

>>38229698
try being a scorpio

But yes i hate fucking virgos. Stupid god damn knowitalls that have to have everything their way and think they know the best. Dramatizing about everything and blowing shit out of proportions.

>come help me do something
>okay
>NO YOURE NOT DOING IT THE WAY I WANT TO FUCK OFF ILL DO IT MYSELF REEEEEEE
>I NEVER GET ANY HELP AROUND HERE

thats you fucking idiots.

t. robot with a virgo father that broke my spirit and who i fantasize about killing

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>>38230047
>lol anon has cancer xD
who are you quoting?

>>38229698
>it's THAT simple
fuck off perks-of-being-a-poorly-written-fag-fag
^that's nota typo

but yeah I notice we tend to be more spergy, usually smart but not the best time to be born in terms of sports etc
sep 21 here

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>tfw aquarius
>sites say that aquarius men are manipulative, inteligent and dangerous
>tfw im just a beta who cant even talk to girls without the help of benzos

life sucks

>>38229698
i lost virginty at 17 :)

>>38229698
I think it's weird to think that all our parents fucked on New Year's and that's how we were conceived.

Astrologers ascribe certain personality traits to a person born under the Virgo: people born under this sign are typically analytical, kind, hardworking and practical. According to astrologers, Virgos tend to worry often; they are shy and dislike being the center of attention. They are also known for being modest, faithful, quiet, and very persuasive, as well as for having a good sense of reasoning and memory. Virgos are also known for their intellect and usually enjoy art, literature, science, mathematics,[5] and are skilled at completing detailed work.[6] -wikipedia

i wonder if ancient people had different time for different types of people to have sex festivals and feasts, so different types of people became connected biologically with times

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>>38230084
normies throughout my life

August 25th here

All virgos I ever met were weird as fuck, including myself.

>>38230107
yeah, we were all conceived between Christmas and new years.
kinda weird to think about

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>Pisces
>tfw no gf

feelings define Pisces

If you ain't Gemini then you can go and die

>>38230107
your parents didnt fuck on new years eve you moron. Why are American so absolutely retarded when it comes to math.

my parents LEGIT fucked on new years eve and thats how i was conceived.

t. robot born on october 2nd

>>38229698
>Reply
im a sag surroned byt virgosd
fuck virgos

>>38230160
>their shear existence

>>38230200
>>38230160
Oop, wrong threaddddddddd

>>38229698
>tfw Capricorn
>tfw really are a boring, uptight loser in front of strangers

G-good thing Cancers bother to get to know me

Aries is truly the most alpha sign

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>>38230160
I'm a kiwi m8.

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>>38230096
Get the FUCK off this board, normie scum!
I bet you're not even a virgo!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>38230044
september 14 and im a massive asperger

>>38229698
pisces, not that I take it very seriously. I do believe there is something to ancient astrology, but just not of the popular variety.

>>38229698
Intp>>>>Virgo

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>tfw sagittarius
>NOT into bestiality
what did the horoscope mean by this