>>38221402 >next hour time will freeze If time freezes,

>>38221402
>I'd also see how it feels to hold hands with a woman

It's warm and a little sweaty. It's always nice when they lift your hand up to their mouth to kiss it.

I would rape, feel like a god

>>38221449
Fuck you


Original oregano oreganous

>>38221402
Probably sleep desu senpai.

>>38221507
Cool, I've been thinking of getting one, what do they eat?

>>38221402
I would go on an arsen spree by dousing as many houses in gasoline as possible and then toss a match at a concentraded puddle. If the fire doesn't spread when time is frozen when time goes back to normal it would look like an entire neighborhood just went up in flames randomly in a split second.

Would take stick or anything that can go up there and stick them in peoples asses male and female alike and see their reaction after 1 hour passes and see who breaks first

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>>38221402
i would pull people's pants down
tee hee

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I would kill the descendants of the Joestar bloodline

>>38221546
Salty milk and coins. That's why they taste that way.

>>38221402
There are no women or people with money near me.
If that shit happened I would maybe be able to steal a TV from my neighbors and that's it.

>>38221402
>refresh page for twenty minutes until I realize something weird is happening
>spend five minutes resetting my router
>probably urinate and grab a fresh mountain dew
>restart computer
>click refresh until time starts again

Who's the girl OP? comment originalio

>>38221449
An hour in your time versus the frozen state of everyone else you brainlet.

>>38221402
>take all the normies I can
>put them in front of a truck or bus
>Take off all the guys clothes and pose them fucking eachother
>make sure truck accelerator was pushed down

Time would unfreeze and they'd be horrified at being faggots but then they'd get hit by the truck and splattered everywhere

Obviously id take money and have sex being a poorfag virgin. Also steal some food. It wouldnt really be rape since they cant feel it or anything. Theyd just be a little leaky afterwards. just deal with it tbf

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>>38221402
ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE!
origiani origo original

>>38224007
So, if they don't feel it it's not rape?
Get me the anesthesics

>>38221402

She could be just as cute without being a such a fucking tryhard.

If time froze? I think it would take me awhile to figure out what the fuck just happened, nevermind planning action.

I would probably just walk down the street, maybe go into a home or two, just to see what the fuck.

If I knew differently, and that it would end, I would definitely get as much money as I could from a bank or something-- I'm poor as dirt

>>38224036
Obviously
bill cosby innocent

>>38223129
If time's frozen how can there be an hour in my time?

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>Immediately steal all mounds candy bars I can get my hands on and stuff them into a stolen minifridge.
>Go take a kitten I see sitting near a house and bring it home
>Go to the bus station and make it look like a huge fight involving 100+ people was going on

>>38221943
Underrated.

The King of /r9k/'s North.

Holy fucking shit. Quality. 5/5 Post.

>>38221402
Does anybody have doublemaximus nudes? I don't feel like paying for this

Find cute lady

Squeeze her butt a lot

make sure I see her a lot after

She will never know =u=

>>38221643

My man.


"you have been muted for 4 seconds because your comment was not original"
Wow. So I have to include this piece of trash just to be able to respond with "My man" on a fucking imageboard.
This comment isn't fucking original either buti bet this piece of shit makes it through your mentally handicapped filter

>>38221402
Molest all the white men under 30 as I can.

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>>38224158
Same, blease respong DD: D:

Seal tons of money

Find a loli, proceed to fulfill my dream

>>38221402
Go into the police evidence locker. I would also take a bunch of video games and consoles from Walmart.

>>38221402
Who is this girl anon

Robotbloxx

steal lots of money
fondle the titties of the hottest nearby woman.

>>38221402
I would probably drive to the girl I love's house and think about kissing her but I know I would just feel bad after so I would maybe just hug her and leave.

>go to nearest bank
>Take as much money as possible from vault
>If I can't get in then go to nearest shops and take as much as possible from the tills
>To to jewelry store and steal from there

>>38224058
Probably not from a bank, with all that security you'd need special tools which would be hard to find within one hour

>>38221402
What if you're in the middle of nowhere and can't get anywhere before the hour is up?
How about this instead:
>You can freeze time at will, but you only have one hour of freeze time total.
You would be able to perform the best bank heist, sex with whoever, etc. You have the power forever until the 60 minutes of freeze time are used.

>>38225224
You don't keep a hidden stash of illegal M80s? You never know when you might need them.

>>38225225
Oh boy I hate to think of things as awesome as this because I get sad once I realize it'll never happen. Btw, I'd be the happiest man alive if that was possible, I'd fight crime, better myself and steal a lot of money which would make me a criminal and I'd have to stop myself which would not make me the happiest man alive and I don't know why I keep writing instead of deleting this dumb shit I just wrote

I live out in the middle of fucking nowhere, so I'm sure toki would tomare before I could even get anywhere to take advantage of it.

>>38225225
There's a small bank near where I live that has the vault on display. You can actually see the money when the door is open. I'd freeze time right as the door opens, take all the money, leave. Then live out my life as a NEET for years, occasionally raping women as I see fit.

>>38221402
I would drop a steamroller on some faggot.

>>38225288
>iktfb
would you rather have that or 30 minutes of being able to reverse time?

>>38225350
>occasionally

Don't lie

>>38225131
Fat fuck who thinks too highly of herself not worth it I follow her for a while

>>38225397
Yes, occasionally. I would have more than enough for high quality escorts. I would only rape celebrities and authorities.

>>38225372
Like go back 30 mins everytime I want?
Definitely that. I could do things like flirt with someone and if it goes wrong I just go back and try again until I get the best outcome, the same goes for everything else like investing and stealing

>>38225334
"Toki would tomare" kek 10/10 quality post

>>38225472
Yes, like that. There's a 60 minute cool down, though.

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why you gotta limit my fantasy man

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>>38221402
>I'd see how it feels to hold hands with a woman

Why? You'd likely only be disappointed by how meaningless it felt, because there wouldn't be any emotional connection. Or maybe you'd just end up more sad because you'd had a taste of something you might never have for real.

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>>38224032
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

>>38224032
It's "toki yo"
Lol can't post japanese font on /r9k/ apparently

>>38221402
At this time of night I don't know.

During the day? Robbery of course.

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>>38226362
no it is not

toki = time
wo = object particle
tomare = to stop

you FOOL.

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>>38221402
>go to sewers with stolen truck w/ barrels and a bucket
>get barrels upon barrels of piss and shit
>go around town throwing buckets of pee pee poo poo on normies

>>38221402
>tfw this fat slut's family disowned her after she started whoring out on the internet
god bless

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>>38221402
Every once in a while I pay the $35 bucks for her Pateron to download her most recent vids. She's the only girl I've had the absolute desire to breed. She's my 10/10 Woman.

I would probably do a lame thing like steal money if time stopped.

>>38227253
What's her name?! This comment is very original btw

>>38225210
Good luck selling said jewellery

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>>38227325
It's Double Maximus or @MushroomMama on twitter, she's down right UGHHNN.

Inb4 nomie, but my gf has a similar body type, and hair style, but doesn't ware makeup (which is my thing) Me GF, has actually been getting thiccer, they're probably the exact same body type, but Double Maximus has bigger boobs. I think.

>>38221402
I have two jewelers right around the corner. Since almost all of my problems right now can be fixed with money, I would know what to do.

>>38227112
Who the fuck is she, Google isnt pulling anything up

>>38224188
best response
or-i-gi-nal

>>38227720

MarshmallowMaximus

>>38227411

My ex gf had the same body type and hair. It's my favorite. Big thick ass to fuck and cute cotton candy dyed hair to cuddle with

>>38221402
cuddle with my boss and cry because he doesn't want me anymore

>>38227112

Anons literally say that about every single cam whore and porn-star that gets posted here.

>Hurr durr her family disowned her kek."

How do you know?

>>38221402
Please give sauce

I'd feel up a lot of titties and ass

>>38228098

See >>38227819
And >>38227411
And >>38224158