>be me >at work >forgot lunch at home >big board

File: bagelicious.jpg (13KB, 282x264px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 282x264px

>be me
>at work
>forgot lunch at home
>big board meeting
>fucking bagel mountain in break room
>grab myself a bagel
>7/10 qt3.14 starts talking to me
>talking with her
>apply the cream cheese
>fucking slather that bitch up
>2 inches deep of cream cheese
>ew its all melty and shit
>take bite from my yummy bagel
>OH SHIT
>nearly gag in front of coworkers
>look down
>not cream cheese
>just spread 2 inches of room temperature mayo on my bagel
>qt didn't notice
>keep eating it so as not to draw attention to it
>throw up in office from rancid mayo
No one saw me through up, but they can smell it. Do I need to find a new job, anons?