>4chan teaches me emojis are bad >literally can't

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>>38209173
I write full sentences with proper grammar when I text.

>>38209196
Me too, I also write emails with correct spelling and grammar then get criticised I'm "writing War and Peace". I didn't know people were so badly educated.

>>38209173
The only emoji I can't take seriously is the crying laughing one. I keep thinking people are being ironic so I multiply my emoji use in response but they think I'm just mocking them :(

>>38209218
I understand normalfags doing the shit they do in texts, but it just ridiculous to not write properly in emails.

>>38209173
It'll get easier when your peers aren't literal children. Nobody important that I talk to uses 20 emojis per text message

>>38209173
Emojis really are fucking awful, you're making the right decision.
The idea of it just makes me cringe, and I'd rather be seen as having a stick up my ass and not have some gay cutesy little faces after every text.

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Literally what's wrong with the emojis. It's like the color version of emoticons.

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>>38209278
>it's like the color version of emoticons
>what's wrong with that
Neck yourself

>>38209173
Lol have fun being a virgin.

Any girl under 30 is going to think you're a loser if you don't use emojis every now and then and also throw out some buzz words too. I bet your snapchat game is weak af too.

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>>38209173
You're doing the right thing, anon. Emojis are for stupid normalfags.
>>38209196
>>38209218
Stay classy.

>>38209295
t.weeb
>>38209300
emojis are for intellectuals

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>>38209173
>You need a friend in order to make use of emojis
Guess I'm cancer free then

Nice bait OP

If the people you are trying to communicate with can't talk to you without using emoticons then you probably shouldn't be mixing with them too much.

Let me guess some normie or stacy you want to orbit?

You should write in full sentences.

>>38209300
>Stay classy.
You too, Ron.

>>38209352
>t. someone who can't construct a complete sentence

>>38209173
I don't use any emojis and I communicate just fine, you're just retarded.

>>38209173
use memes then

Further evidence that extended usage of this site poisons your ability to communicate with normalfags.

>>38209399
>2014
>full sentences

I think only super-normies actually rely on emojis. Why would you want to talk to them? Most people are fine with using emoticons or just text.

I use :) or :(, sometimes T_T, it's usually enough. Can't take them too seriously. ;_; here, once in a while.

Though I'm developing a kind of emoji fetish because of sexting with a girl that just spams them everywhere. I get walls of them everytime I send a pic or I write a decent bit of roleplay she enjoys.

>>38209196
>>38209218
>>38209248
>>38209267
>>38209295
>>38209300
>>38209386
>>38209399
>>38209467
>>38209473
>>38209590

That's why you're still a virgin

You write
>Greetings my fellow Homo sapiens sapiens of the female sex, would you be interested in some coitus this afternoon? I have time between 2 PM PST and 3 PM PST. Eagerly awaiting your response, m'lady.

while Chad writes
>ey gurl u want sum fuk <FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY> <FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY> <FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY> <FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY> <FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY>

>>38209625
Actually, one of the people whom you replied to is neither male or a virgin. I just happen to be educated, write complete sentences and dislike emojis.

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>>38209674
>educated
lel

>>38209674
>look at me, i'm a fembot, but don't hit on me silly boyz

>whom
whom'st

>>38209625
Kek'd, thanks.
I'm not like that, though. I just dislike shallow people. Also, I'm not into Chad's interests.

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emojis are just emoticons for fags

>>38209173
emojis are only good for when you are being ironic or joking with people who dont really know you.

xDDDD LMAO Xd

>>38209674
Don't hit on me silly boys I'm a girl to be quite honest familia

>>38209173
if you're a guy and use emojis its literally scares pussy away. I can't count how many times I cucked myself because I was that faggot that always wrote shit like "haha yeah :)"

>>38209173
>chatting with friend, he writes a geniunly funny joke that makes me laugh
>don't type "lol" or "haha" or an emoji because I think thats retarded
>they end up thinking I didn't think the joke was funny

>>38211557
>friend tells funny joke
>go with "That was one hell of a funny joke!"
>friend hasn't talked to me ever since

>>38209173
The emojis of 4chan are reaction images.

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>>38212824
>reaction images
Wrong.
Anime reaction images

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>>38209692
>>38209674
LMAO! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! YOU HIT IT ON THE NAIL ANON! BUMPERINO!

>when you reach the point that you ironically use emojis
>then you realise no one else knows you are being ironic and they think you're serious

>>38209625
>m'lady
I would never use a contraction. Do you think I am some sort of invalid? Cease such thoughts immediately and do know that I shall never use a contraction. I'm too intelligent for that.