Reminder: I am always here for you, and it you want, I will

Get out of here Jesus I need to fap

Religion is so sad.

>>38204633
He isnt even reaI

Is it bad that I think this picture of Jesus is pretty hot?

>>38204633
Also if ya don't let me in I am going to burn your ass SO freaking hard.

>>38204633
Can a representation of religious love come to me as my waifu instead?
And have sex with me? And play vidya? Maybe go on some adventures? No? Well fuck ya then.

>>38204633
Why did you choose me out of the world?

Jesus most certainly didn't look like that at all

>>38204633
I know, Jesus, our father, you're the one who keeps me from snapping.

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>>38204633
Yee i'LL FUCK you in the as fjesus giv eme that boipu$$I RIGHT NOW

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>>38204633
You've been dead for over 2000 years ancient semitic faggot.

>>38204633
ok. thank you, ted nugent.

>>38204633
i want to pound your boipussy jesus

I know a guy who looks just like Jesus irl and he doesn't say anything that isn't evangelizing the holy spirit is quite odd since he doesn't claim to be Jesus or anything

>>38204633
Help me I want to die and I will never have beautiful white babies with a qt housewife

>>38204633
Alright Jesus grant me a healthy wife who loves me and bears my children. If you do this I will swear my life in allegiance to you for all eternity. A small thing to give in exchange for an eternity of service right?

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>>38204633
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cries bitterly* Jesus I cannot believe when I want to, and when I want to I don't.

I can't win against the world like you did. You were perfection, you were the law made flesh. I am scum and so miserable and afraid. I don't deserve salvation. This whole existence is so troubling. My thoughts are slippery.