Hello, 22 year old skinnyfatfag here. I'm pretty autistic and nerdy but I managed to lose my virginity at age 18 and i've fucked a few women since then, I even use 4chan memes irl.
What's your excuse for being a virgin? Are you severely overweight? Dress like a neckbeard? Disabled? Fugly? I can give you tips on getting laid
I think you might just have high standards
I was severely overweight and I currently avoid close relations with people
>>38204387
I've never been comfortable around girls. I don't show interest in them, they don't show interest in me.
>>>/adv/
Standards are too high, i refuse to have sex with a normie and all women seem to be normies.
a woman wouldnt anything to my life and i wouldnt add anything to theirs
>>38204387
>I think you might just have high standards
Oh fuck off, most robots don't.
My standards:
>Okay-looking face
>Nice
>Some sense of humour
>Hasn't fucked a lot of dudes
>Mostly sane
>>38204465
Your standards are too high family. Good luck with that whole being a virgin forever thing
Been bullied by girls since elementary shool. Between the ages of 14-18, I've been used and betrayed by a bunch of girls.
Haven't bothered since. Needlessly to say, my looks and appearance have suffered since then, but at least I'm trying to work out (for myself).
>>38204387
I have a 7 inch dick but am addicted too SPH porn talks. Please help.
>>38204387
Well in all honestlyh yea you're lkind of right, my standaorsds are:"
>dont be very fat
>dont eb very stupid
>care about me
THese are my standarsds for the meost part but maybe it's asking for too much
Because ;et\s eb honest:
>Haven't tried musch fro the last cpule of years
>this reslude in me not getting laid
I'M SO SURPRISED
Honestly at this point it's myu fault, I can get a hooker but I haven;t chose to tdo that yet
>>38204624
No offense, but are you dyslexic?
Most people don't see me as a sexual person. I think it's because I look young for my age and don't have many masculine features. I've never met a woman who wanted a sexual relationship. I'm working on accepting that and being grateful for the friendships I have and focusing on supporting my friends in their relationships.
>>38204520
Good luck thinking that getting to slop up Chad's soiled leftovers validates you as a man.
>What's your excuse for being a virgin?
Ass Burgers
>>38204637
No im nust very drunk at this currentley mosment
man i realized it's LITEARLLY my fault that I vhavne't had a gf yet, if Itired hard enough it might have happend but I coudlte be bothered to try
>>38204637
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>>38204643
t. virgin
originallyu
>>38204387
4/10 face
balding
manlet
broad shoulders with tiny hands
lightly muscled
fix my problem
Why do I need an excuse? I hate you normalfags. Never darken my board again stay away OP
>>38204387
I'm a virgin because I'm overweight, ugly, and shy. It's a deadly combination.
>>38204387
I've been laid anon, my problems run deeper than just getting sex. I can't keep relationships due to my own personal issues, I am a loser who has had sex with attractive women. Most women are driven away by my personality, I am working on bettering myself but it's a long road.
Because I avoid romantic contact with the opposite sex. I have trust and intimacy issues with people in general.
>>38204387
I lost my virginity to a girl I met on Tinder last month.
I'm 24 years old. Tall, nerdy, skinnyfag. I credit losing my virginity to hanging out on /fit/ and following the sticky. Improved my confidence and got better at interacting with people. Maybe it will help someone.
>>38204879
>Tall
This is why you lost it. Nothing else matters.
>>38204387
I'm a 34 year old virgin. Like I've never had friends or a social circle before. Not obese I've been lifting for over 10 years.
been over a year i've had sex i'm in love with this italian dude im kinda seeing long distance and i cant do casual sex kashlfdh
>>38204894
My autism really did get in the way of losing it. Hanging out on /fit/ helped me cover it up
And the girl I fucked was like a 4/10 and chubby so not girlfriend material.
>>38204387
I tried to find a soulmate instead of a fuck buddy,so i am pretty much never gonna get laided now because i am not 20 anymore and fairly handsome.
I've come to find most women aren't worth the trouble,i am content being a virgin at 27.
>>38204536
This guy gets it.
I dont care enough. I gave up. Im to weird. Im a social retard.
>>38204708
KEK(ADY LITTLEY DOO)
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
hmm what will it say?
basically i give creepy aura to woman because i don't care about social shit like parties and traveling abroad.
i am just too brutally honest, its actually a problem for me not to be like that. i can't pretend im having fun with retards.
and the final bit is that i look like a barbarian from the 1500's or some shit. woman want a lanky skinny guy with high cheekbones that look like a woman.
basically fuck this world
overweight for 12 years, 2 years of losing excess, the rest is pure autism.
>>38205041
>This guy gets it.
>i am content being a virgin at 27.
You are literally me.
>>38205028
>Doucheness and cockiness
Anon making the world a worse place to live in, .jpg after .jpg.
>>38204536
Same. Girls were pretty much merciless through elementary/middle school, and the only ones that ever talked to me in high school wanted me to do their work orto call me a rapist. At this point, I'm scared shitless of talking to women in any context.
>>38204387
I'm hopelessly autistic and socially retarded, I always manage to fuck it up. Now that I'm older(30's) you're expected to know all the intricacies of dating and sex, I don't have a clue how any of it works.
The longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get lads, trust me.
>>38204387
some of us want to lose our virginity to girls we love not useless degenerate sluts
>>38205190
there is no "intricacies" to dating and sex actually.
trust me when i say this but there are woman out there that can make you feel ok with yourself and get the ball rolling with conversations. its just that you have a fear of fucking things up because most woman sit infront of you like china dolls and want you to entertain them.
i just hate this bullshit myth. if a girl can't get the ball rolling it means shes autistic too. and most of them are
>>38204387
My excuse is air tight. I'm an antinatalist
>>38204387
From a young age, my mother made it clear that any girl I bring home would get a shit-test from my family. I decided to avoid girls so I wouldn't give them pleasure. It resulted in me not knowing how to flirt. Or at least that's how I rationalize it.
I'm a human being and normgroids make me sick
>>38205028
This "infographic" is so reddity it hurts.
>>38204387
No opportunities all through middle and high school fucked me up socially. I've been in a mostly male and strictly academic environment since age 12 because my parents think I'm the next Einstein.
Tiny ass middleschool with 100 kids tops; girls showed no interest and i didn't care.
Then I went to a 70% male tech school for 2 years. Hated every minute. Wanted a gf but the STEM chads got them all, or they were just uninterested.
Last 2 years were at a community college. Self-explanatory.
So yeah. Never had a chance. And at this point I only want to lose it to someone I love.
>>38205258
This, I found this out when I started dating for the very first time in my 30's. The good girls will make it very easy to interact with them even when your social power level is beginner tier. The shitty girls will be all quiet and expect you to entertain them and carry the whole conversation and shit.
>>38204387
micro dick
no self confidence to approach women or flirt with them when they talk to me.
>>38204387
Girls never cared about me and I'm unattractive in every way imaginable. I don't even try.
btw I'm 34 and earn minimum wage so I lost any chance I may had
>>38204768
>Im not a virgin
>still post in thread aimed at virgins
>>38204768
Normalfags like you are the worst
>Never had any privacy at home to do anything sexual except masturbate quietly when parents asleep or briefly out
>Never had a car, didn't have a cell phone in high school
>Went to community college with no campus social life
>Highly introverted and diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder
>Rarely get together with friends outside of external planned activities or work, school etc.
>Afraid of accidental impregnation and STDs, would rather never have sex than risk it
>Seeing a prostitute is illegal and feels like a waste of money
For lots of normies having sex is actually the default setting: From what I gather they are constantly, and effortlessly, talking to people in real life and messaging people they know on the computer and mobile, have a "circles of friends" they get together with, other people in those circles have other circles, and they are frequently socializing, going to parties and get-togethers so they meet people all the time, and having sex is as simple as one person inviting or taking the other back to their residence, or finding a room, parking the car and covering the windows, etc. From my understanding this is how normies operate, sex comes easily and effortlessly, where to have it is never a concern, and if they get pregnant they'll just have an abortion, drop the baby off at a fire station, or deal with having a kid.
>>38205561
I know man, it's just so simple and natural for them. To me it seems like an impossibility with so many hurdles and unknown factors, I just don't understand them, or that whole sex culture. I don't even know how to begin, fuck.
>>38205744
We were deigned for a world where if we see a woman we want, we just take her right then and there and never worry about the consequences- though we might die of syphillis or get killed by the alpha of the pack for stealing his mate.
Lost my virginity to a 6/10 Chink in April at the ripe age of 21.
Lasted a good 9 seconds too.
>>38204465
Try
>not fat
>born female
>>38204894
Tall is the reason he was a virgin in the first place, dumbass. Shorter guys lose it easier and earlier.
>>38205190
You need to kickstart your sex life by practicing with prostitutes.
My personality is too serious to flirt/ display romantic interest. And I can only carry a conversation if it's about a technical topic, otherwise I zone out.
>>38205914
yeah, I think you're right. Maybe if just get comfortable and exposed to it, sex with a regular girl wouldn't seem so difficult and intimidating.
>>38206034
You are correct. Once you get used to having sex, you will realize how easy getting it is. Practice with prostitutes until you can have sex like everyone else your age.
It's worth it. I speak from experience.