Oh no! The Hulk lost his pants somehow, how will you help him out?
>>38202652
*Reaches out to touch the diqq*
*Stops*
"No I mustn't do that here"
*Looks up at hulk*
"We'll have to find somewhere, nice and quiet to get that erection down >_>"
*Walks behind a dumpster and has "fun" with him*
"Now with all that nasty hulk jizz drained out into me, you can wear my pants ;)"
>>38202749
Wouldn't Judy explode if The Hulk tried to fuck her? She is rabbit sized.
>>38202777
*Raises paw*
"I do stretching "exercises" often >_>"
>>38202652
Is he angry or just incredible? I don't wanna be around angry hulk
>>38202834
"He's more like the Horny Hulk"
xD
>>38202867
Then I definitely don't want to be around for that. Afterwards I'd advise him to go to the big and tall store at the outlet mall as I imagine he has a rather large waist size. It may be best for him to just wait to transform back to Bruce Banner since the shorts won't fit afterwards and his clothes ripped off during the change anyways
>>38202834
He's rather placid right now, Bruce transformed because he fell over in his chair and shocked himself into a Hulk Out. The Hulk is just kinda confused now.
>>38202917
Then I'd recommend he visit a big and tall store but I would remind him to grab Bruce Banner' s wallet before he leaves
>>38202867
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>>38202749
These are the gayest posts I've had the displeasure of reading in years...
>>38202952
Wanna suicide pact?
>>38202652
I'd gently hug Hulk and tell him everything is going to be ok, and that he should never be ashamed of being who he is!