*blocks your employment*

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>>38202218
*insists on you seeing a manager; otherwise, you could always go elsewhere, speak with the manager there, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him him you're interested in the job. Then says, 'What've you got to lose, champ?'*

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>>38202218
Fuck HR departments. They're more selective than women. Tens of billions of applicants to one single job in this collapsing economy, and in the end, the CEO's brother's stepson's blonde fucktoy who "helped" out 3 times gets the job. Damn.

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>>38202218
>giving any sort of authority to completely undeserving and unqualified roasties
>if you can't speak their roastie language you're fucked
>none of this stops the corporate profit machine from spinning
>record highs in the stock market last month
>unemployment all time low
>can't get a job because I can't interview

Shit sucks.

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>tfw HR decides the department needs more "teambuilding"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBScp4qaJs

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>>38202518

This is what it is like to work in a millennial office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-jJvWUoHxo

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well shit..what am I supposed to do?

>>38202547

You could always try for a job with the federal government; they try to make everything test based.

https://archive.org/details/0321_You_in_Public_Service_Applying_for_a_Public_Service_Job_22_00_52_00

>>38202518
They get paid for doing this.

Someone out there thinks that creates value somehow.

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>>38202218
>blocks your torrenting

>>38202538
>>38202518

oh good god it all seems so dystopian to me, how out of touch could the individuals responsible be to think that this is an effective use of time and resources, its like a bizzaro world

>>38202583
did this "go viral" or do you know have an intimate knowledge of rare public informational videos from the 70s?

>>38202518
>>38202538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ddK2tW2HU

these are colleges students doing a dicksucking program this isn't a HR team building exercise

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>>38202359
>got pretty far along in the hiring process
>failed the penis inspection test

These roasties can't keep getting away with it REEEEEEEEE

>>38202715
it's literally from PriceWaterhouseCooper - one of the big four accounting firms in the USA.

>>38202701

I just find old public service videos really comfy for some reason; I tend to have them playing in the background while doing other things, and I keep track of ones that are interesting or amusing.

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>>38202795
Do you journal about them like AirportBro?

Just had an interview today. The HR lady was super sweet and really nice. I got the job, but I was already informally hired for it, so maybe that is why.

>>38202828

Nothing that complicated; I just like having them playing in the background. It's like a glance into a world where everyone has problems, and they are all easy to solve.

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>>38202218
>tell me why we should hire you

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>>38204202
*nervously extends hand*

It's not very effective...

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>>38204202
>HR gets robot resume
>does Facebook search to check robot's profile
>No Facebook profile found
>"What a fucking weirdo"
>into the trash it goes