>get promated to manager at the hardware store i work at
>gm invites me to his home for a bbq with him and his wife
>"bring a guest if you want" he says
>he says to arrive at 5, get there 15 minutes early, want to make a good impression
>"oh hey anon, i was just about to bring out the steaks. have a seat on the patio"
>"sounds good. oh, my date is in traffic, she will be here soon"
>his wife walks by in short white shorts and a tight shirt
>stomach rumbles
>"how do you want your steak done, anon?"
>"uh, medium"
>"ok..."
>crack open bear from the cooler i brought with me
>"want one sir?" i say
>"no, i don't drink, but you enjoy yourself"
>drink the beer
>"i guess your date will be driving tonight?"
>feel a sting around my belly button, stomach rumbles
>"yeah, she wi-"
>release liquid shit through mesh chair i am sitting on
>get up and leave, without a word
>have work tomorrow