>Anon, honey, these jeans don't look too big on mommy do they?

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t-they look fine

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I ask her what's a woman like you doin' here
I see you're use to champagne but I'll buy you a beer
She said you've got me figured out but I'm not what I seem
And for a dance I'll tell you 'bout these tight fittin' jeans

She said I married money, I'm use to wearin' pearls
But I've always dreamed of bein' just a good ol' boys girl
So tonight I left those crystal candle lights to live a dream
And partner, there's a tiger in these tight fittin' jeans

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>>38198548
>These panties don't make me look uncouth, do they? I trust you anon, you're mommy's special little guy

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>>38198660
i-i said you look fine mom

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I want a fat-assed mommy gf so badly.

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>>38198960
>My butts' not too big, right?

>>38198489
Yes. Lose some weight you disgusting sow.

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>>38199062
>Naughty boy anon! You know what the punishment is

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>>38198999
you look g-great

>>38199104
>that butthole
H I M M L I S C H

>>38199104
is it sitting on my face and inhaling your farts?
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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>Using porn to make sex starved NEETs crave their own mothers

Satan must be laughing at these threads.

>>38199282
Mommy fetishes are god tier you fag

how do i get a mommy gf? everyone ive talked to is married with 3 children

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>"Anon since your dad is gone, you're the man of the house now."
>"That also gives you all of the privileges. Come into your new bed."

>>38199104
Oh boy my favorite!
BRAPPPPPPPP
That's a good mommy can I make cummies now

>>38199614
resting bitch face :/
lingerie that doesn't fix :/
shit taste in art :/
terrible glasses :/

no thx mum

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>"You're too awkward around girls Anon. You're never going to get a girlfriend like that. Here, I'll show you how to treat a lady."

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Mom I really want to have sex with you.

Every day I see you I can't stand it anymore, you look so sexy.

Please help me.

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>>38199282
Satan here, you betcha'

Big firm asses are patrician as fuck

>>38200099
>>38199282
>sickos
>weirdos
>creeps

all things that only apply to men

>>38198489
They do, take them off.

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Because I am a merciful person:

http://imgur.com/a/W0SMH
http://imgur.com/a/jD0WI

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>>38201286
Pencil eraser nipples. Please tell me you fucked this braphog

>>38201562
I fucking WISH. She's literally all I want in a mommy gf

>>38201286
cant even look at how hot she is because it just makes me depressed ill never have her or a woman like that

>>38198489
Go away you old shit.