"Perhaps he is wondering why he should even consider your

>>38198346
Somehow a bad meme is giving us so much.

I least I applied. Who are you?

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>>38199027
you people don't even deserve good memes

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>>38199049
"Nobody cared who I was until I developed a firm handshake."

What fucking boomergod even started the firm-handshake meme, anyways? How is it so fucking prevalent among boomers?

You merely adopted the shake

>>38198346
Would it hurt if I rejected your application?

Supportive dad meme is devolving into handshake dad

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>>38200270
"It would be extremely unfortunate from a business standpoint..."

>>38200305
You're a big business man you can handle it

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>>38200326
"For you..."

[eyes burning with intense hatred]

>>38198346
I am bumping this thread because I 100% support this meme.

HOW THIS M E M E CAME TO BE ?!?!
i really need explanation
i couldn't find it on knowyourememe
guys help :'(
>:c

>>38200910
Anon's dad told him all he needs to do to get a job is to have a good handshake and to look the boss in the eye. Anon got mad and is shitposting the same thing day after day as his only way of coping with his inability to get hired.

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>>38200910
HOW THIS M E M E CAME TO BE ?!?!
"Through hard work, son. Simple as that."

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>>38200932
>>38200942
I am literally laughing thanks for explanation anenos

>sitting in my chair the past few days practicing firm handshaking myself saying hello for the past few days

these forced memes are getting out of hand

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>>38202032
"Good job, champ. But remember: It's all for nothing if you don't show up, speak with a manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job."

>>38202161
Best version of dad meme I've seen so far.

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>>38202161
I welcome this new meme originally

>>38202161
> not looking him in the eye

Something tells me you're not hiring material.

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"What a lovely, lovely handshake... "

>>38198346
But if I pull that off, will you hire?

>>38198346
I work for the mercenary, the masked man.

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>>38202264
"It may ruin your chances..."

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"Punctuality and handshake perfection. Powerful agents to the unemployed. But, you are going to be employed, aren't you, Champ?"

>>38202333
Is dental insurance a part of your healthcare plan?

>>38199091
If shake that hand, will you die?

>>38202310
You're a benevolent employer.

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>>38202375
"For you..."

[prepares to hire]

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Uh, you don't get to apply in-store.

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>>38202424
Fucking masterful anon.