I know there is a small number of muslims on this board. How

>>38191278
Doesn't matter how much you make annually. Just save up and buy one like any other commodity.

>>38191328
Will it even be legal in the uk?

>>38191376
Soon enough. Sharia is coming.

Naverh

>>38191441
Memes aside, unfortunatly uk wont be a muslim country even in 30 years. Also I think western muslims will become muslims in a same way whites are christians.

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>>38191278
Which one of you made that account?

>>38191475
You naive fool. There are already sharia controlled zones in the UK. If you really want to buy a wife so bad, I'm sure you could live in one of them and not be bothered about the fact you own a slave. As long as you convert, of course.

>>38191475
Pretty much. Muslims coming to the UK is like astronauts coming onto the Event Horizon.

>>38191494
Unfortunately fake news. If someone puts a sticker "sharia zone" on the wall, this means nothing.

pls someone help original post

>>38191278
>the pride when this guy is from my city

My city has turned grossly hipster and SJW in the last 5 years but they tend to be people who have moved here for work or uni. The actual people from Edinburgh are old fashioned, blunt and plain spoken. It is a fantastic bit of tension and responsible for much kek.

You are looking at it all wrong pal. Your passport and citizenship is more valuable. You could get a qt and be paid to marry her so she gets citizenship.

Sauce: half Egyptian and genuinely got offered 2000 gbp to marry a Palestinian girl so she would get my citizenship.

>>38191903
And she will divorce you after she gets papers.

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>>38191921
Not if you make sure to take her virginity by any means necessary. Also 2k wasn't and it's amoral as fuck, I'd need more money to forsake my morals.

Failing that I heard you can bu slaves on the dark web. Failing that you could write a polite letter to ISIS and buy a yazidi for ten dollars.