It's been a while we had a dry penis thread Sorry

>>38183577
I have seen this picture before, how often do you post this and ask for a dried dick thread?

>>38183902
>I have seen this picture before, how often do you post this and ask for a dried dick thread?

About 2-3 times a day on average. Why? Does that seem excessive?

>>38183902
I'm looking for tips on how to wick away moisture

why is yer bepis dry

>>38183577
How do boys get like this

Dip it in some dick water

thats beyond dry though. i think you benis is sick or something. go to a doctor.

>>38183577
thats how dicks are supossed too looks like, thats what women want all around the entire world

Holy fuck I thought mine was bad

>>38183577
i bet sucking your wang would be like french kissing a cat

that's penor fur, would pet

>>38184198
Wtf I wanna suck it now

>>38183577
Looks like taste buds. I think this may work to an advantage.

>>38183577
Fucking carne molida

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Your dick looks like a carpet dude

>>38183577
I wanna suck on it.

>>38183577
Jesus fucking Christ use all the lotion in the world, fuck that's painful to look at

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>>38183902
because i want help with my dried up penis :(

>>38183983
Circumcision and underwear made with with the rough side of velcro

wtf
is this common?
my dick is never dry like that, its smooth and shiny, been told its silky
that's normal right?

>>38183983
Penis things it's supposed to be a tongue. Like the roastie meme, anons bullshit though. It's just a mutation.

This is hilarious
>its been a while since we had a dry penis thread
my fucking sides
>I want help with my dried up penis
holy fuck

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I don't understand, I'm circumcised and I'm perfectly fine, this has never happened to me. Did you fucking rub your dick up against a cactus?

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>>38183577
have you actually done anything to help it? soak it in some fucking water jesus

Does the weird color changing stuff and those skin bridges and shit happen only if you are circumcised as an infant? Because i was circumcised at the age of 13 and as a 23 year old guy my dick looks exactly like a uncut dick, just missing some smoothness

Remember to thank Dr. Sixmillionstein every day for making you cleaner and more attractive to women! Truly our greatest ally, looking out for us from the day we were born.

>>38183577
>Sorry for the quality
I almost threw up when I opened the image, you fuck.