STOLEN VALOR! STOLEN VALOR! STOLEN VALOR!
>>38182822
>milfags UNIRONICALLY getting mad at others for wearing their cloth cuck tokens
Hey, I've got a bigger award than any of you, I was smart enough not to have to join the military.
>>38183025
>enlist in navy at 19
>4 years of living in san diego
>2 deployments to asia
>out now
>now getting my degree for free
Boy I sure regret it. What a nightmare.
>>38182822
>modern US milfags get paid to fight hopeless ragheads with AKs while using the most advanced military tech known to man
>act like they have same amount of Valor as WW2 vets who went through hell against the German and Japanese super powers
>>38183083
Good luck joining the job market late! I guess people with limited educational opportunities that can't hold their grades together in piss-easy high-school deserve a chance to fail college, just to prove they never deserved it.
All my bosses encourage me not to hire ex-military types, they're always complaining that vets can't do shit without being micromanaged, like all the creativity and initiative is drilled out of them by the retard-proof rank structure they wasted their formative years in. The military is like special-ed for adults.
>>38183366
Lmao literally none of this si true. I'm already interning at a company and they've already offered me a position. MY buddy who got out same time as me is an electrical engineer and hes set to get hired at a power plant making 85k starting and hes older than me. Youre completely shitposting and butt hurt you couldn't join the mil cause of your autism.
btw I joined the mil for fun and to be able to go to uni for free. My grades in highschool were great and id bet my life my sat scores were much higher than yours were buddy boy. Keep coping though.
>>38183366
I went to a higher ranking school than you and joined the military with a practically guaranteed higher paycheck (than you make) in a few years AMA
>38183449
Jesus, do they have you thinking people actually WANT to join the military? Why would you choose a job where you're underpaid and you can't quit, and your boss can literally order you to scrub toilets?
I guess if you value yourself that little you can do it, but personally I think it's kind of shit to give up your autonomy and risk getting killed or ordered to inhale a burn pit for so little compensation.
I love watching Stolen Valor videos on youtube. Seeing these autists get BTFO'd by actual military people is pretty fun. Sometimes they're clearly nuts too.
>>38183629
>not going in as the boss
>>38183629
Again, I lived in San Diego for 4 years, went on 2 deployements all voer asia which was a fucking blast. And now I get to go to school completely for free. Its honestly a fantastic deal and the best decision I ever made.
Again, I know youre bitter cause they denied you due to mental health problems but get over it dude.
>>38183083
You're American and get your degree for free.
It's not bad. If you get a good degree. And likely the military had taught you the skills you need to get virtually any degree that isn't straight pure math (which requires high IQ, which you may have but I dunno) or theoretical physics (which requires insanity, which you may have but I don't know).
College is more about discipline than anything.
>>38183731
Dude I was being sarcastic. I thought I had made it obvious listing only positive things. I loved my time in see>>38183698
>>38183698
>Didn't get all my free will drilled out of my skull
>Didn't get forcibly shuffled around the world
>Didn't get to quietly get stuffed away as a wagie for the rest of my wasted life
How will I ever recover?
>>38183765
>>Didn't get all my free will drilled out of my skull
that's a meme and not how it works. You've watched free metal jacket too many times.
>>Didn't get forcibly shuffled around the world
Ya it sucked getting drunk with friends in Tokyo, hong kong, manila and honalulu. Boy I sure regret it.
>>Didn't get to quietly get stuffed away as a wagie for the rest of my wasted life
Ya I sure wish I was a neet like you. You seem so happy after all.
Again, let it go. Blame your family for your mental health disqualification not the military for not taking you.
>>38183765
Not that guy anon but it wouldn't surprise me if NEETdom and generally unhealthy lifestyle is far more dangerous than deployment in the world's worst war zones right now.
Assuming you're with the West/Russia.
Also you avoid death by accidents generally. Things like car crashes won't happen to you.
>>38183083
I was going to join the navy but I became deathly afraid that the military culture would be too much on me and I'd spend 4 years feeling miserable so I didn't join
Now my dad hates me
>>38183959
>I was going to join the navy
What rate were you looking at?
Its not to late go do it.
>>38183832
Wowee. Good stuff. Seems you're about as likely to die in the military as in real life. Just at a glance.
So NEETs drop like flies by comparisons.
>>38184077
This is me posting an interesting graph with a nice original comment.
>>38183449
>finally talk to recruiter
>AirForce needs me to lose 20 lbs in 1 month to keep my 95 ASVAB score
>lose the weight with one week left
>recruiter on leave for the rest of the month
>have to retest at MEPS
I got a 92 but still such a waste of time
>>38184530
Recruiters are a skate lazy job. It always happens like that. Also AF sucks, I'm not memeing. Either go army or navy dude. With that asvab you could be a CTN in the navy. One of the best jobs in the whole military.