why some sperglords get triggered and legitimely offended when

>>38181645
Because "being yourself" only works if you're already handsome and have a personality compatible with other human beings

>>38181645
>just be yourself
>no, you idiot, don't actually be yourself
>no wonder you're alone, jeez

Often times society won't accept the personality of a lolicon, furry, trap or NEET
So telling some one to just be themselves when they realize society will automatically have a hate for them is just useless advice

>>38181645
Well, I'm myself with my friends.

>Oh look anon has arrived
>Friend 1: "What's up you fucking faggot?"
>Be me while answering: "Not your height you piece of shit midget"
>Friend 2: "He may be short but at least he has a dick" (Friend 2 has marbles in his mouth)
>Be me while imitating Friend 2: "Muh buh huh huh! I would be funny without mah speek impedipent!"

OK, so now I try to just be myself with...

>Oneitis walks in, "Hi anon!"
>Jus' bein' myself: "What's up, fatso? Nice of you to finally kick the Harlem Globetrotters out of your bed and show up."
>Oneitis starts sobbing: "Anon why would you say that?"
>"Oh, so you're gonna cry now? Like when your mom died, or when you had that abortion?"

See the issue?

>>38181645
>diagnosed autist
>every time I'm sincerely being myself, people get annoyed/irritated/creeped out/otherwise put off

That's why, OP. The only exception to the above is when I'm hanging out with other autistic or mentally ill people.

>>38181645
Because it's empty advice. Of course I'm myself, who else would I be. What they really mean is just relax and chat away, but that only works if you're a non socially-autist normie in the first place.

We're on /r9k/ due to that strategy baby!

>>38181828
confirmed bantlord

>>38181871
pretty much this.
And I don't even get triggered as OP say, the so called "advice" isn't worth it, it teaches you nothing.