>forced to go to strip club with coworkers
>depraved faggots everywhere
>strippers are 6/10 nonstacys
>bouncers are giganiggers
>get lap dance from blondy
>soft as fuck cause anxiety meds mess with libido
>social autism so deadpan staring through her eyes
>blonde nervous throughout
>looks scared by end
>toss a literal fistful of ones at first naked bitch on pole I see
>sit down and order a burger
>bouncer asks me to fucking leave halfway through it
What is the appeal of this shit? I could saved hundreds staying at home, ordering a pizza and masturbating
>>38181473
>bouncer asks me to fucking leave halfway through it
he gets paid to do this kind of shit. mind blown
>>38181473
How were you "forced" to go anywhere?
>>38181541
Coworkers went full
>we want an actual reason why you cant leave
and my beta years from high school kicked in
>>38181631
>we want an actual reason why you cant leave
Be a man and tell them you simply don't want to be there. No one respects a kiss-ass. Even I am dissapoint in you, son. Stop being so weak, stop being a kiss-ass.
I never do anything I don't want to.
>>38181631
Well it sounds like they won't make that mistake twice.
>>38181707
Forgot the boomer pic for that paragraph
>>38181473
This is the closest thing I see to a work thread
>apply for job assuming I won't even hear back
>but do
>spelling mistakes and ESL bullshit absolutely everywhere
Don't think I'll be following that one any further. I really like "FEEMALE", though, that one's getting used in the future.
>>38181473
Wait why the fuck did the bouncer kick you out?
>not wearing sweatpants to the strip club
>not letting the strippers know you mean bizness
walk into the strip club had my jacket zipped up and stuck my dick in the tip cup!
do it for honor OP
>>38181929
very subtle there, roastie
real man wear a cloth diaper and large t shirt to the stripclub
>gross whore who's been blacked numerous times dancing on a pole
>usually not even fully nude
>can't jerk off
>can't even tough the girls
>loud music
>the building is usually in a shit neighborhood