Do not FUCK with me, Champ! I know when you're lying! I know you haven't followed up with the manager since I drove you there. The handshake, Champ. Did you remember the handshake?
I've had enough of you giving me shit! Here's your fucking handshake, you sob!
*chokeholds*
>mfw my dad told me the handshake meme when I had to get my first job years ago
>It worked
You guys are such bitches
>>38175359
You want a fucking job? Well go shake his dick, I'm sure he'll give you a pence!
>>38175400
I'm imagining a scrawny son holding his father's neck as his father slowly walks to the car dragging his son along behind him. they eventually get in and drive off to make the employment rounds, and they won't take no for an answer
>>38175436
R9K: the animated series would be THE shit.
1: Ascend From The Darkness...
2: Take Ride With Dad Around Town...
3: Get Out Of The Car...
4: Speak With the Manager...
5: Look Him In The Eye...
6: Stand Up Straight ...
7: Give Him a Firm Handshake...
8: Employment...
>>38175359
I-im sorry Dad but me and the manager are part of a secret guild, composed solely of able bodied do-ers. We just KNEW you couldn't resist teaching me, your heir "the shake technique" even though your master forbidden it long ago and now that we have your power we must make sure that we keep control over it's practice. You were a firm force in my life but now it's time I take the initiative and grasp my destiny.
I love this supportive dad meme. You are doing gods work anon.
>>38175462
It would be a sad and pathetic pack of shit which no one would pay attention to... just like us.
>>38176308
>supportive
I don't know that I'd call it that.
>>38175359
is this another forced meme like the oats?
fuck off
>>38176599
"Sounds like someone could use a little lesson in hard work. Your mother and I have been getting worried about you, champ. I'm taking you to look for a job, and I won't take no for an answer. When you speak with the manager, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's that simple."