Which pill do you choose /r9k/ ?

Superhuman pill DUHH

>>38175001
Probably superhuman is the best choice. Since you won't age, you can become super intelligent and everything else.

>>38175001
Superhuman Pill is the only pill any right-minded adult would take.

>>38175001
Superhuman is way better than anything else.

Superhuman

what kind of dumb shit is this lmao

>>38175001
Mystery pill
>inb4 hrt boipussy
Otherwise it's a toss up between NG+ or Super intelligence

>>38175037
Superhuman/new game+ are very similar
Only problem is death by homicide accident and such for superhuman against actually doing things with new game +

superhuman pill is too OP, NG+ pill is pretty good but has a more balanced cost/benefit structure.

Repeat pill.
I'd rape my mother and do a shit ton of drugs, then I'd repeat the day forever until I get tired of it and go back to normal.

Also I'd study about a lot of things. After all, if I retain my memories I could master whole languages in a single day. Not to mention I could ask a girl out until she says yes and rape her every time she says no.

>>38175037
If you get NG+, you can become super intelligent and invent superpowers, with infinite respawn. But superhuman is meta because of instant powers

>not picking mystery fucking box
IT COULD BE ANYTHING, EVEN NEW GAME +

Teleportation is more op than superhuman due to quantum effects. AND you're invisible!
Also superintelligence is debatably better too.

Alright I'll go with the mystery pill

>>38175122
I mean, a single perfect and possibly infinite life seems better than a series of infinite life that end in perfection. There is also to consider the fact that op didn't specified what body you reincarnate into when you die. If i had to keep my shitty genetic, it's less appealing

>>38175001
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>>38175057
>>38175106
>>38175075

They said you'd stop aging not that you wouldn't die.

Superhuman pill definitely

>>38175158
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>>38175092
Plot twist: op left the thread and we wasted our chance at a superpower pill or time warping pill

>>38175217
>Revealed in 30 minutes
>only 10 minutes has passed

>>38175179
Most people die from either infections, diseases, cancer, other physical ailments and/or aging so you're low key immortal. You'd eventually die just because of the sheer probability of a freak fatal occurrence but until then you'd be able to live a very long time if you play your cards right.

>>38175001
Mystery Pill. All the others have no promise of when the action will occur.

New Game + sounds great until you realize you need to take a pill and thus predict your own death.

Superhuman pill sounds great until it says you can't get cancer and are a cancer upon humanity.

Invisible is good but nobody said if it ever wears off.

Repeat makes you go insane based on Groundhog Day.

Super-intelligence is the worst, ignorance is bliss.

Superhuman pill because I'm sick of eating, sleeping, and shaving. If this can make me stop growing facial hair (without giving me any other feminine qualities) then sign me the fuck up.

The *teleports behind you* pill

>>38175001
MYSTERY PILL

>>38175001
New Game+ Pill, of course.

Given infinite time, I could probably get the other abilities.

Id go with Mystery pill or
New game + pill
Only one that grants complete immortality
Superhuman pill doesn't protect you from anything other than diseases and infections

>>38175001
Repeat pill, since I know the day will be repeated only if I will it.

>>38175001
Teleportation and invisibility sounds comfy, otherwise mystery.

What if I take the repeat pill now to repeat today and thus have access to all of the pills?

Repeat pill sounds like a lot of fun.
Also, don't need to sleep at night, can reset anytime.

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Superintelligence pill, hands down.

MYSTERY PILL BOIS NO QUESTIONS ASKED LETS DO IT

THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER

Surprised that so few people went for new game pill.

They don't realise superintelligence means remembering all the horrible shit forever and ever till you die?

>>38175001
>repeat pill
If you don't get the chance to go to sleep you won't be able to repeat the day. Probably 2nd most vulnerable pill. Still gives a chance for huge gains though.
>superintelligence pill
Instant best payoff but most vulnerable pill.
>superhuman pill
Next to best extended payoff but still vulnerable to physical death and could adversely affect mental state due to infinite age and no need for anything such as sleep.
>new game+
Most durable pill but slowest payoff. You lose your old life and status and also have to go through a different life starting from birth again.
Eventually you'll go insane or be found out by the CIA or something and be locked away for 60 years and studied.
>teleport/invis
A shitty meme pill that would help you get pussy, be an asshole or disrupt global politics through covert actions.
>mystery
Pointless to choose this one unless you just don't give a fuck.

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The wait is now over

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Repeat Pill is the only one that lets you warp time.

I choose the mystery pill because it wouldnt be the first time I swallowed some sketchy drugs that I might hate or die from

>>38175001
New game pill. There are so many things I wish I'd done different. I'd literally kill myself now if I had the new game pill.

>>38175532
YES! MY QUEST IS COMPLETE! CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE MINE!

>>38175532
Hey! That's cheating!

>>38175532
Thank you I've been rewarded for my faith

>>38175489
>take new game + pill
>keep getting reborn as poor indians and chinese

no thanks

>>38175532
FUCK YEAH, FUCK ALL THE NORMIES WHO DOUBTED, WE MADE IT

>>38175490
New Game+ has immortality as a given.

Sure, you might get dealt a shit hand, but then you just have to either off yourself or wait it out by retreating into your mind.

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>>38175229
It's a prediction not a revelation

>>38175532
Ahaha! Salvation at last!

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>>38175001
>take Repeat Pill
>repeat day, be offered pills again
>take Superintelligence Pill, touching as much as possible
>test if Repeat Pill is still in effect
>if not, take what I can get and roll with superintelligence

>if it still works, under the assumption Repeat would need to be usable from Day 1, continually repeat the day I take the Superintelligence Pill over and over again, touching as much as possible and hiding from people to avoid detection of my intelligence
>after satisfactory god-tier intelligence is achieved, repeat day, take New Game+ Pill, commit sudoku "This applies to any type of death, including suicide."
>assuming to get this far that all 3 different pills are simultaneously in effect, as I have allowed the original day to pass without using Repeat, I can become a god

>tfw can repeat the day and retain memories, have god-tier intelligence, and retain my memories through any kind of death and reincarnate

my milkshake brings all the goys to the yard

New game was the clear best choice

>>38175001
Just give me that telekinesis pill, famalam.

>>38175761
WeIl done, anon.

>>38175895
Thanks, I'm pretty proud of myself for winning this made-up cyoa on an anonymous Vietnamese basket-weaving forum.

>>38175001
New Game+ needs to be more specific. Do you keep only the knowledge and memory you have at the moment of your death, excluding things you've forgotten, or everything you've ever learnt in that life? Either way I pick New Game+.

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Anyone want more cyoa to keep this thread going? I've got 15, although some are part of a series.

>>38175001
Torn between NG+ or Superhuman.
>>38175179
I'm assuming that if you pick Superhuman since you can't die of any diseases/age, the only way you can be killed is if it's unnaturally, as in like physical injuries.

>>38175001
repeat pill basically endless fun

i'd choose the repeat one. i always freak out about stupid stuff i do, would be nice to change things and have that power. Also know whats going to happen gives power

>>38175001
Superhuman. A lot of my anxieties stem from being afraid of getting sick.

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New game+ please

>>38175119
>Not to mention I could ask a girl out until she says yes and rape her every time she says no.
Hot

NG+

Spend as many lifetimes as it takes to develop AI.

>>38175001
new game >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

everything else.

retarded people taking superhuman will get killed eventually

New Game, so long as I can control the circumstances of my next life

So what does the mystery pill do? Hasn't it been over 30 mins?

>>38175001
If I take NG+, will the next run be harder? Will all the challenges be scaled up?

If dubs New Game pill.
If trips Superhuman pill.
If singles Mystery pill.

>>38175919
Some day you'll be given the real opportunity and you'll be truly glad for this regular practice.

>>38175001
Super intelligence pill, I'm a brainlet and wanna be smart.

>>38175001
Superhuman pill. Unless the New Game + means I get to chose the other pills in the next games.

>>38175001
Invisibilty and teleportation
who wants to live forever

>>38175001
New game + would be great
I'd try not to fuck up my life next go round. Focus on education, get fit, learn to fight, not get bullied, play peak halo 3 again. All the missed opportunities with people I'd do right next time. Guess I could just not fuck up the next 50 years though.

>>38175001
give me the repeat pill, i'll be able to live the perfect neet life with it while being a wagie

>>38175971
yeah ok
I used to have a collection of them but I nuked my hard drive, they are pretty interesting to read and
>really make you think

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>>38175001
New Game+

I can start a new life at any point.
I may get a body with a verry good brain.
I can basicly choose my body.

Ok, I ca not get invisible and I ca not transport myself.

Also I can fuck up as often as I want and do insanely risky stuff without caring about my death.
I can poison myself with every drug I want without consequences.
I can setup a long therm investment for my future self.

>>38175001
New game+ pill
Literally most versatile, can keep killing yourself to amass knowledge and roll for your desired body

wait, do you come back as the same person with ng+ or can you come back as a dog or something

nuggue pill, this way I can end the world hunger crisis

>>38178318
>you could go on rape sprees and keep trying to one-up your previous score

>>38175001
New Game Pill. It's a close tie with the superhuman pill.

>>38179962
>you could columbine every 15 years and try to beat your highscore