This is the man I aspire to be

desu i'd do the same if i was about to die

Do... do you think he managed to bust a final nut before dying? Imagine how intense masturbating while death is in view must feel.

>>38174671
This guy knew we'd find his remains and laugh our asses off. Cheeky fucker. Imagine having this much of a lasting impact on history.

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>>38174983
>tfw he had more of an impact than all of us will

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>>38175007
We still have things left to do. This is the most politically interesting time to be alive since the Second World War.

Shit's heating up.

>>38175030
No it isn't. Lincoln freeing the slaves, the revolutionary war, that FIRST world war we had...

>>38175105
>fweeing da swaves
>muh revolutionary wor
You're going to witness a nuclear confrontation between Pakistan and India before you die, along with Korean War 2.0.

>>38175147
None of that shit is gonna happen so

What else do you think they found men doing before they died and aren't showing us

>>38174671
I really doubt he was masturbating
People are so damn sexualized

>tfw burned alive in the most hellish natural disaster of the ancient world
>hand falls on lap as my muscles contract involuntarily from the heap
>2000 years later people post this picture of my tomb on twitter

>>38175105
>england was the first anglo country to abolish slavery
>implying the antifa """revolution""" isn't hilarious

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>>38175147
>"I read /pol/ so I know stuff about geopolitics", the post

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>>38175273
Just calm down and trust me man, I have anonymous sources.

He was, I dare say it, guido nostri

>>38175378
>He was, I dare say it, guido nostri
Fuck you. FUCK you

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>>38174671
did he just think "oh shit im about to get engulfed by lava, better have a wank before i go to ease the pain"

makes u think

>>38174983
>Imagine having this much of a lasting impact on history.

to be memed about on a mongolian cave painting forum for about 5 minutes then forgotten again?

not much of an impact

>>38175739
>internet
>forgotten

anon

>>38175214
>fall into a comfortable half-sitting posture with legs spread open
>cock accidentally flies into clenched fist coincidentally above crotch, cock is also accidentally fully erect
Damn what a misunderstanding.

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>>38174671
We can clone him, we have the technology.

>>38175750
except nobody cares and youll forget him in 5 minutes when you close this thread

not exactly a lasting impact

>>38175822
https://www.google.ca/search?q=masturbating+man+pompeii

>>38175868
except thats exactly it, youll go "huh thats funny" and move on to something else almost immediately

he has about as much impact on history as anything else on the internet, which is very little because theres so much bullshit on it

>>38175913
Except now he's my wallpaper.
checkmate fag.

>no matter how hard he tries he'll never be as well known as a man touching his dick

>>38175944
And in 100 years your computer and all the files on it will be deleted or in a scrapheap somewhere.

I could post anything on the internet, doesn't mean anyone's gonna remember it retard.

I'm glad you took a screenshot of someone posting the photo on twitter instead of finding the image yourself and posting it. Holy fuck, normies.

>>38175170
Its never going to happen! War has forever ended. America will always be the world superpower. Rome will never fall!

Fuck off

>>38176007
This guy has been archived in an NSA folder somewhere that will exist forever still we leave our physical bodies and then will start existing in another plane.

>>38175913
Will you be remembered in two thousand years time even if it's just for a breif moment? I don't think so

>>38175273
I'm incapable of thinking about power struggles that will take place in the future.

What do you think is going to happen? World peace will suddenly be achieved?

Its not even /pol/ shit this is just common knowledge. Korea conflict must end at some point and I highly doubt it's going to be peaceful.

>>38176090
Yeah and I don't care because fucking nobody will in any meaningful way, and I'll be dead so who gives a fuck.

Even people with massive wikipedia articles and works of art will be forgotten, nobody really understanding WHO they were when they were alive aside from what they created.